The protagonist of the last movie you watched is coming to kill you, but luckily Jackie Chan circa First Strike is here with a ladder to protect you, and he don't want trabble.
How fucked are you?
The protagonist of the last movie you watched is coming to kill you...
Cooper Miller
Ethan Turner
Jackie Chan from First Strike versus Francis McDermott from Three Billboards. Me and Jackie will likely burn to death.
Grayson Diaz
James Caan from Theif
We'd have an okay chance if he doesn't just shoot us first
Bentley Hughes
Do you feel lucky, punk?
Oliver Foster
Warren Beatty, Dick Tracy. Would be interesting, Tracy has plot armour.
I watched Thief a couple movies ago, pretty close.
Logan Campbell
>Evil Mclachlan
im fucked desu
Asher Hernandez
>Andy Garcia in Godfather 3
im fucked
Bentley Robinson
Jackie will demolish Tin Cup if he can just manage to get in close. Long range he'll get killed in one perfect golf shot.
Asher Richardson
>The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex
Well Essex is a trained and decorated knight so that could be problematic. Jackie could probably take him though, with the ladder. Elizabeth would obviously not stand a chance in a fight but could probably scheme us into an unwinnable situation. Still, I think we'd have a shot
Julian Evans
So it's Jackie vs. John McClane
Brody Baker
>coming
jackie chan vs rey
how fucked am i lads?
Alexander Lopez
>Jackie chan vs Dane Dehaan
I think I would be ok.
Evan Butler
>golf sniper
I'd watch this movie
Josiah Robinson
Have they ever had a buddy movie? If not why the fuck not that would be great
Jace Martinez
Just trick the fucker
Blake Foster
>The Chanster vs Pacino from HEAT
who wins?
Nicholas Hughes
Frodo Baggins about to get his ass whooped
Nicholas Long
Maximus from Gladiator.
Not sure if fucked.
Logan Long
Jackie vs KD6-3.7
im good.
Logan Anderson
>blonde chick from Friday the 13th part two
I think I'll be aight senpai. I mean she couldn't perform a killing blow, on a kneeling jason, with a machete, from one foot away
Liam Lewis
If the person Jackie is fighting is seemingly better than him, Jackie wins, because he always wins if he's the underdog.
Otherwise, there will be a plot reason (or comedy reason) why Jackie loses to someone he should be better than.
Logan Bailey
peekaboo im about to fuck you
Benjamin Morris
...
Carson Collins
You’re fucked bro
Lucas Wood
>Emily blunt is gonna sit on Jackie Chan's face
I'm fine with this
Jacob Ross
fuck
Jacob Jenkins
Officer K is not particularly skilled just happens to be really strong I think Jackie will prevail if there are no guns