Storytime!

and you have forgotten the exhortation which is addressed to you as sons, "MY SON, DO NOT REGARD LIGHTLY THE DISCIPLINE OF THE LORD, NOR FAINT WHEN YOU ARE REPROVED BY HIM; FOR THOSE WHOM THE LORD LOVES HE DISCIPLINES, AND HE SCOURGES EVERY SON WHOM HE RECEIVES." It is for discipline that you endure; God deals with you as with sons; for what son is there whom his father does not discipline?

BAN ME

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okay actually ban me

didnt see that coming LOL

B A N M E E
THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO BE

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why do mods only do their job when it's unneccessary

jk i love you jannies but ban me fr

BAN ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Such foulness could not be ignored
Upon this fairest, light-blue board
So with righteous fury, user roared:
MODS MODS MODS

MODSIES

HELP A NIGGA OUT

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Q Y Z

Honestly, I didn't see that ending co-
dammit.

Also, OP, if you want to be banned, just spam a Sup Forums thread with gore.

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Try some pony stuff man, mods will come running faster than a squirrel finding a pile of nuts on the verge of winter

gore is poor u_u

pony is for brony S:)

i name is boney maloney and when i get mad i get in the zoney!!!!

Lol where the mods at???

Is The Iron Giant the best film produced by Warner Bros Feature Animation?

Too busy deleting on-topic threads.

they've abandoned us. just like god has i guess

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sauce?

this girl's really cute

No it's a question not a statement

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was mary magdalene really. jesus?

D E G E
JOSH, what’s your wish? What do you really want?
D E G E
JOSH, what’s your wish? It could be anything.
D E
(Name), what’s your wish?
G A E G A E
To spend the day with Spider-Man. To spend the day with Spider-Man.

Verse 1
E G
What’s the most fantastic thing that you could wish for?
A E
Something so awesome, so cool, so neat.
E G
Who would you want to walk through your door?
A E
What would be the most incredible treat?

Repeat Chorus

Verse 2
Would you like to star in a blockbuster movie?
Would you like to be in a famous rock band?
Would you like to fly on a space shuttle mission?
Would you like to spend a day with Spider-Man?

Repeat Chorus

do you remember the song AMOEBAAAAAA AMOEBAAAAAAAAAA from tony hawk?

dude what if. feet had wings?

really that reminds me of this guy in high school who took some acid and was like

dude. i saw a clown SHUFFLING. SHUFFLING. that shits fucking crazy man

here's a fortune cookie from last night:
>You will find a duck in a lake, but only if your fortune you can shake.

Even posts /h/ and still up and running.

Out of curiosity why the want for ban?
Last minute college cramming needed?

starbucks? heh. more like, starcucks. that's a Sup Forums joke for ya ;)

I'm pretty sure this is what the ending to Critter Coven will be.

nah i just spend way too much time here instead of being productive in like 5 other areas of my life even though i'm only taking one class at the moment

i can't imagine it does much for my charm either

OP just post on Sup Forums with the name Accelerator and you will get banned

Ah I can understand that.
What if ya simply pick up a new hobbie?

Ya know, like how the only way to get a song that's stuck in your head is to get a different song stuck.
Have ya looked into audiobooks? Can do that shit while home exercise or jogging driving.

Nah go on Sup Forums and ask for requests with a Sup Forums or Sup Forums related reaction image.

They'll hate ya instantly.

you mean recommendations

OK THANKS BUT BAN ME ON MY PHONE TOO PLEASE

That sounds like a good idea, thanks user

I don't really have porn on my phone but I like this ghost from yokai watch

>this thread

Hot dog

Mods give him the true punishment.
Don't ban him but move this thread on /aco/

This is a chill thread

Posting in epic bread

BAN ME ON MY PHONE

DO BOTH!!! OR TRASH SO ITS NOT EXCLUSIVELY WESTERN

also I've wanted to fuck Dr princess for the past 7 years of my life

Mods are fucking dead

STOP BEING A PUSSY AND SUMMON EXODIA

If you could turn into any object in the room, what would it be

Mods are not gods

Ban me on my phone pls!!!

nah I wanna streak not suicide bomb the stadium

PUSSY

OK YOU'RE RIGHT

LOCK ON

PERRY THE PLATYPUS

MOROCCO MOLE

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this is not at all fulfilling

As you should, user.
As you should.

Post drooling DeDeDe?
Idk none of this is being stopped so go for gusto.

Alright, let's try this.

I've never once watched the show, but I legit like the humanized version porn.

I haven't the slightest idea what that is

Whoa nice, that whole set is gold

Post more Jab OP, maybe Johnny testicles 2 or something new

I wanna marry Sable!!!!