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Star Trek General: Little Girl Edition

here we go again lads

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Why was Turkana IV such a post-apocalyptic hell hole if it was a Federation world?

...and how does one go about entering a rape gang?

gordi

>Hey Bashir.
>I was thinking about having a baby.
>You mind coming over to my quarters and prepping Worf for me?
>Of course you will, you're such a good FRIEND!

fuck off, no one likes u here

>here we go again lads
whattaya mean?

Turkana is just a place that is essentially the australia of the federation. no other reason for the types of malcontents floating aroudn that place

It wasn't a Federation world, at least not during the TNG days. It was just a failed colony whose society got out of hand. We don't know what went wrong, but corruption is an easy guess. I'm also guessing the Feddies occasionally checked the place out to see how it was doing, hence why Tasha got picked up and taken to Earth.

Also it isn't so much joining a rape gang as in adopting the way of the rape.

ezri was the best trek girl

*blocks your path*

*Blueballs your path*

>I like your hands, Miles
>Breed me and fill me with your seed
honest to god, what was his problem?
captcha: McCoy centre

>tfw no yandere android waifu in naked overalls.

>The day I fucking breed with one of you slimy, manipulative, sun bathing, space nazi fucks is the day I spit on my fathers grave.
>I would rather get a blow job from a gorn before I let you give me a handy with those turtle hooves you call hands
>I would rather have worf fuck my ass than let you even see my dick
>The only time I would ever even consider fornicating with a dirty Cardie, is on setlik 3, when I was so blood thirsty I had a strong need to rape one of the junior cadets we captured.
>Not for sexual gratification, but the need to dominate them in every way.
>Also I have a wife already

Fun fact: Actress Tricia O'neil played these characters. She was also on Brave New world.

I'd fuck them all desu

What did rapey O'Brien mean by that? Sounds like ptsd

Is she the greatest explorer and conqueror of the 24th century?

Threadly reminder that literally every species we see who had to interact with spoonheads for a sustained period of time ending up hating them.

>tfw we'll never get to see the Federation expand rapidly into the Delta Quadrant thanks to all the first contacts Janeway made.

Bajoran women certainly didn't hate them.

YOU JUST KNOW THE SHAT SMASHED

HEY BB COME OVER TO MY DRESSING ROOM I GOT A ROLE FOR YA

#METOO RUINED HOLLYWOOD, WHATS EVEN THE POINT NOW ANYWAY

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Tarantino should set his Trek in the better universe.

I just can't imagine a Tarantino Star Trek work being good. His entire style is extremely gritty and low brow, which doesn't mean it's bad, but it clashes with Star Treks more optimistic aspirations.

You ever notice how Shatner is untouchable? There are a lot of people who hate him, yet he's never been taken down by any insider dirt. You know they wouldn't have hesitated to take him down if they could, so we must conclude that good ol' Bill Shatner's record is squeaky clean.

>Literally had to kidnap Bajoran women and take them to a space station to keep them around
BCC is a myth.

>His entire style is extremely gritty and low brow.

Picard will stop at nothing to get his hands on the Empire's newest warship, the ISS Enterprise, be it lies, deception... or murder. With enemies and allies around every corner, Picard's quest to help the Enterprise and restore the Empire to glory will not be an easy one. Good thing he has a crew onboard who will also stop at nothing to ensure total victory – at any cost.

Sounds about right.

>Gets converted to Bajoran Satanism by the BCC
>b-BCC is a m-myth
Keep telling yourself that Bajor boi

>Gets converted to Bajoran Satanism by the BCC
>Ends up getting killed by her partner as well
Like pottery.

Ezri was cute! But I wouldn't call her a good character, just someone they had to shoehorn in after Jadzia's actress left the show.

If I dress like Jake will women finally notice me?

Guaranteed.

Hey Billy Boy.. How's tricks?

You know what they say,
"Suck on the spoon, Payment come soon"

I thought it was "compliment her spoon you'll be swimming in poon"

She destined for Bajoran Satanism the moment Prophet-Kira ignored her.

She is Captain Cook, explored and "conquered" a bunch of useless ocean (space).

I'd spoon her if you know what I mean

Notably he's not going to be the writer.
I bet this will be "Tarantino Sells Out: The Star Trek Movie," but that might still turn out better than JJdreck

>that Cardassian neck

Was she a spoonhead all along?!
#deepestLore

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You now realize her crew had casual sex with random aliens infecting hundreds of worlds with the federations hyper strong race mixing diseases.
>she killed millions.

>tfw Federation finally returns to the Delta Quadrant but there's nothing left because AIDS

>Winn was a deep undercover Cardie operative
>Dukat only finds out when he SPOONS her and finds out she has a blue vag
Dukat would probably be really disappointed by that desu

It's starting to become a hollywood gangbang on the Star Trek franchise. Hop in and get sloppy fifths while we pump and dump another sloppy non-trek film with more forced trendy garbage to appeal to the LCD.

>Implying this wasn't the plan all along
They needed lebensraum, haven't you seen The Voyager Conspiracy?

So Harry's dick is the equivalent of smallpox blankets?

But the doctor could cure any STD simply by singing an opera.

the doctor isn't flawless. He can't even get janeway to report to sickbay for normal checkups despite exploring herself so much..

>Dr,McCoy I'm TOS

I like this scene a lot. He wants her so bad. His desire for her is so thick you could cut it. This episode opened up Odo as a character so much by showing him struggling with his feelings like this.

If I pulled that mask off, would you be affected by the gas?

what was his fucking problem?

he just wanted to listen to his space rock

Holy shit, what I wouldn't give to fertilize that spoonhead slut and send her back to Cardassia to have her raise our halfbreed bastard as a member of the Ivory Order

>BBC

Big Bajoran [spiler]Clit[/spoiler]?

>>I would rather have worf fuck my ass than let you even see my dick

Audible kek

Garak best cardy.

You had one job.

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>that time a CEO used his 1996 computer to hack Voyager using its transporter matter stream as a downlink

Picard wouldn't let him REEEEEEEEEEE in peace

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who's the better chief engineer? Geordi or DS9 O'Brian?

O'Brien, the Enterprise takes care of itself, DS9 is falling apart and half sabotaged.

Official engineer rankings
>Scotty
>O'Brien
>Tripp
>B'Elanna
>Geordi

They were both exactly as capable as the plot of the episode required, so you can't really judge them on skill.
They had different attitudes though, Geordi was kind of sassy while O'Brien was more of an emotive, shouting type.

>Riker to O'Brien, transport Keiko to my private quarters

I just finished ds9 for the first time. Would anyone be interested in hearing my autistic opinions?

yes

Wouldn't have round the clock trek threads if we didn't want autistic opinions.

pretty sure he killed his wife

>computer, synthesise viagra pill
>increase dosage
>maximise dosage
>computer, disengage safety overrides
>maximise dosage
>computer, locate dr pulaski

what the fuck was this

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I wish I'd had these as a nipper.

Yeah, that's fair enough.
I really enjoyed DS9, I think as a whole it's the best series overall, but if you went by an episode by episode quality that would still end up going to TNG.
If we're going purely by how much I enjoyed watching the show, it'd be;
>TOS>DS9>TNG>>VOY
The ending felt really rushed though, I haven't looked into it, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out that they had less time to end it than they initially thought. My favorite episode was In The Pale Moonlight and my least favorite was Let He Who is Without Sin.

I'm gonna give my opinion on all of the central characters in order of favorites.

>Quark
Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - run! It's really rare for the comic relief character in a series to actually be a character, with character development, and a well developed personality. From the first episode I loved him, and he only got better as the series went on. He also had the best wardrobe of any character in all of Trek. I only wish that he'd gotten a better send off with Odo, but I pin that more on how much of a bore that character was.
>O'Brien
O'Brien probably had some of the best episodes in the series, as long as Molly or Keiko isn't involved, he's the most consistent character. Great to see him fleshed out, especially his bromance with Bashir.

1/3

>Damar
He really helped to change my opinion of spoonheads completely. I didn't think I'd actually grow to like the character, let alone consider putting him at number one when he was first introduced. Really solid all round. Although, I have no idea how he convinced the Cardassian attack force to all revolt so quickly.
>Garak
I didn't get the hype around this guy at all at first, but he's really deserving of it. Super complex character, great history and it's all completely unsuspecting at first. A real pleasure whenever he's on screen.
>Worf
Worf was done so much better here than in TNG. I can't decide if it's just better writing all over, or the fact that he didn't have his bastard half breed son to drag him down. Great character, great klingon episodes, super likable. I wasn't overly excited when they added him to the DS9 cast, but I'm glad that they did.
>Sisko
He really picked up in the latter half of the series. Originally, I had him rated as being not much better than fucking Janeway. Probably one of the best dads I've seen in a TV show and a solid character over all.
>Bashir
Relatively dull till the addition of his genetic engineering, in which he got some interesting traits. If it wasn't for his scenes with O'Brien or his early scenes with jadzia I'd have written him off as a complete bore.
>Dukat
I wish I liked him more. He has some of the best moments in the show, but for massive portions it seems like they just have no clue what they're doing with him. For example, what the fuck was the point of everything he did during the last season. It took up so much time and the payoff was a footnote at the end of the very last episode that lasted for what, two minutes?
>Martok
Generic Klingon. Not too much to say, more enjoyable than most, but there wasn't all too much to him.

>Zek
Inconceivable
>Weyoun
I can kinda understand the boner people get over the Vorta,but as far as their race goes he seemed like the least interesting one. If it wasn't for Combs' great performance he'd be a lot lower.
>Nog
Fairly uninteresting originally, his best trait at first was being a child character who wasn't annoying in Star Trek. Came into his own later on.
>Rom
I'll still never forget the time he tried to send his brother out of an airlock
>Jake
Pretty boring character, but he did have a really high rate of fantastic episodes focused around him which bumps him up a lot.
>Winn Adami
Just the fucking worst. At least she was hatable, which I suppose means they did their job right.
>Jadzia
She feels like a massive mary sue. She never adds anything to an episode and her shitty jokes make me want to kill myself. It was painfully obvious that they were planning on killing her off as soon as they entire crew couldn't stop going on about how great she was for an entire season.
>Kira
Bajorans bitching about Bajor is annoying. Shitty love plots are annoying. Really, Kira had nothing positive to offer aside from being a too cool for school tough female.
>Ezri
There was absolutely nothing here. All her character had were call backs to her previous hosts, which I suppose may have been the point since she wasn't meant to be joined, but it doesn't make for an interesting character.
>Odo
This dumb motherfucker ruins everything at every chance he gets, all for that sweet changling puss. I don't think there's a single Odo focused episode that I liked.

Started on Enterprise now. The first two episodes weren't spectacular and the cast seems really dull, but I'm loving the look of everything and that intro is fantastic.

You don't like Odo? *hmph*

>It was painfully obvious that they were planning on killing her off
Yeah, they really telegraphed that one. There was even a scene where they were the whole cast was talking about how any one of them could die and there was a long closeup on Jadzia's face as the episode ended.

You weren't kidding about the autism. I appreciate it

*blocks your path*

You will never be fed jello by a snake lady

Why even live

>I don't think there's a single Odo focused episode that I liked.
Things Past was a good one.

Captain Strong Glute /Fit/card.

What the fuck is with the dialogue in Enterprise?

>Attempting to translate Klingon
"I think he said... Smelly boot."

>Klingon warriors use a holosuite for the first time
"I can see my house from here!"

right? i also love it

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i read the first 5 issues of this and what puzzles me most is why data has borg implants (that reappear and disappear depending on the scene) when they still have no idea what wiped out guinan's race

Ayo where my Boomer Bros at?

>Picard is a french-born white man in the 24th century

Science fiction indeed

lay a course for dat ass full impulse

His style isn't always his style, he's made a career of emulating styles and I wouldn't be surprised to see him emulate TOS to an autistic degree. He's most often associated with his writing which he won't be doing.

Why do women wear such trashy outfits?
Women are so much more attractive when they dress modestly but cover up. Hot women in suits for example. Jesus christ.

I dunno about you, but I could go for seeing seven of fine dress trashy

Is Travis the most boring character in all of Trek? The concept for that character was cool but fuck, he just had no personality. Hell, I think even his space trucker/medic/engineer mom was more interesting than him.

>Started on Enterprise now. The first two episodes weren't spectacular and the cast seems really dull, but I'm loving the look of everything and that intro is fantastic.
Enterprise is kind of a schizophrenic show. It's like, they decided to elaborate on the time cop concept (from "Future's End" and "Relativity") and wanted to show us the distant future, while also doing a prequel. And they wanted to call back to previous things, also while doing a prequel, and being real fuckin' weird about it. They knew they should maintain canon, but the fact that they know about the time police should really be polluting the timeline, but that's okay because the time travelers aren't the main characters, or something.
But I really liked the big arc in the third season, even if that's also doubling down on the time pollution. And maybe Riker and Troi are older and fatter in our second trip through "Pegasus" as the most esoteric time travel side-effect.

>TNG S6:E7: Rascals
>O'Briens wife ASIAN wife turns Loli
>she still wants the D
>he is somehow upset with that.
YOU'RE LIVING THE DREAM NIGGA HOW ARE YOU UNHAPPY WITH THIS?

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T'Pol is my waifu

This ugly daughter of a whore holds the rank of lt commander and basically outranks half the bridge crew and everyone else on the ship.

She has the power to suspend anyone from duty. Imagine getting fired by a PJ wearing motherfucker.

Lol it was NOT a federation world, but an independent colony from the days before the Federation was formed.