Trust me, not only there are a lot of rumours about this movie being a big pile of shit, but it WILL BE filled with SJW garbage, trust me.
>In Disney canon, a black woman, by the name of Sana Starros, appears in a comic book claiming she is married to Han Solo. In the comic, Sana not only shoots at Leia with her space ship, but threatens her the whole time. >In the Han Solo movie, a black actress is rumored to play a important role in the movie.
Disney, once again, destroying the OT characters so they can shove some SJW bullshit in the story.
Christian Taylor
Han Solo's wife
Camden Rogers
We already know he becomes a loser deadbeat dad, why try to frame him as heroic?
Isaiah Campbell
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Hunter Cox
So in your world, a black person literally can't have a role in a movie without it being "SJW bullshit"?
What's it like to be a deranged racist?
Owen Evans
It's not about having a role, faggot, it's about shoving SJW shit in the story. In the comic she acts like a SJW BLM overlord and treats Leia like she has been blacked.
Noah Richardson
Nigger lover
Nathaniel Harris
Also that Leia went lesbian with Holdo after they divorced
Nathaniel Ramirez
What's it like to be a naive piece of shit? Just look at TLJ.
Luis Mitchell
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Cooper Perry
We're not talking about TLJ. We're talking about the fact that the RUMOR of a black actress being in a movie is evidence of "SJW Bullshit"
Easton Long
AND, in Lucas' Star Wars in pretty fucking simple, Han and Leia get along, they bang, they're a couple, done.
BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO, LET'S DESCONSTRUCT THE FRANCHISE, HAN HAS A BLACK WIFE AND SHE HATES LEIA AND STEPS ON HER THE WHOLE TIME AND...
Jesus talk about SJW bullshit
Mason Perry
looks familiar. looks like kiri hart. what a shitshow
Christian Hernandez
Because when they cast a black person they can't help but self stroke themselves and pat each other on the back for being so "brave." Meanwhile everybody outside of hollywood doesn't give a shit and finds it obnoxious
This is the problem with you retards. You judge based on appearance. We judge based on character
Isaac Clark
>black actress cast >for a character that acts SJW in the comics
yeah, fingers crossed
Easton Johnson
And let's not forget the fact that Han has no fucking control of the situation, he just get trampled by the two strong wymen
While in Empire he's all like "Aaah fuck you rebellion, princess, I'm leaving this shit"
Robert Green
An opinion based on history isn't in itself racism. Very, very rarely do characters shoehorned in on some "diversity" tip have any flaws, or have those flaws pointed out. Honestly, the only one to be handled decently has been (surprisingly) Finn, who is almost nothing BUT flaws. Nobody wants to see another Rey-like OP as fuck Mary Sue shoved in on a "muh strong womerns" tip.
Carter Ward
> A Jewish goddess and an Ebony queen fighting over a white man
Why is this allowed?
Blake Gray
Because Han was already white; and obviously Billy Dee pissed somebody off & won't get called to even cameo as Lando.
Thomas Rodriguez
RT - 80% User Score - 34% BO - $700 million
Landon Ramirez
Either this or Emilia Clarke's character will do the Kessel Run
>mfw it happens
Gavin Clark
Fuck, you're right He only said that the ship made the run, not that he had anything to do with it. They'll have some strong womyn piloting instead of Han
Kevin Stewart
>Emilia Clarke's character will do the Kessel Run Good god the eyebrow acting in THAT scene...
Leo Moore
Nigger
Brandon Harris
Oh shit! They're gonna emasculate Han...
Ethan Bennett
Does Chewie age? Like how long do those fuckers live is he a teen in this too? Otherwise why the fuck is an old alien hanging with this FagSolo.
John Diaz
It was
>It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs
Not
>It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs with me piloting it
>Emilia Clarke's character will do the Kessel Run Confirmed Cannon
Cis white Male BTFO!
Andrew Torres
>SJW garbage Jesus Christ I don't mind the right-wing anti-Semitism and racism (people feel that way about each other, whatever) but this cannot be permitted to masquerade as a serious criticism of a film for much longer, it's the OTHER cancer killing film.
Jaxon Davis
Screencapped for when it happens
Owen Gonzalez
Kathleen go to bed you got dailies from Solo to cry over.
Nicholas Myers
That's a really good question, I mean, he has being around for 3 trilogies, and in Ep.3 he is like this great warrior type of wookiee already, so I don't think he's young in this one.
Ryan Williams
>comic book character in a movie being anything but a cameo lol no
Nathan Reed
It is a serious criticism. Hamfisted political messages detract from quality film making.
Daniel Gray
t. cuck
Robert Sanchez
After all the feminist bullshit in the nu-canon, I don't doubt any stupid idea anymore...
Xavier Bennett
This is by far the most bullshit and upsetting thing about it. Disney just castrates every male character, even the single most ultimate badass in the SW universe. It's fucking disgusting.
Jackson Bennett
I hate cis white males and their toxic masculinity
Ryan Brown
It's this kind of "actually!" bullshit that made Rogue One. Even though the destruction of Alderaan was for all intents and purposes the test run of the Death Star, no, actually it was fired multiple times, but just "at a weaker level".
Noah Myers
Product of female power trip
Brandon Richardson
Would really subvert expectations. Might even start a conversation, too.
Aiden Hughes
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Thomas Cook
>Hamfisted political messages detract from quality film making. These Star Wars movies have problems on ever conceivable level, focusing on the retard-tier politics only leaves you open to counter-critiques from the people who live and die by the opinions the film puts across.
Benjamin Flores
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
Hudson Carter
The retard sjw politics are the source of all the issues you idiot.
Jaxon Morris
Holy fuck if these things happen Disney is going to be ripped to shreds. There's no way they would recover from this after the backlash of TLJ.
Connor Walker
>Disney canon this is who currently who decides what is and is not cannon
Brody Sanchez
Oh yeah I'm sure you're right I forgot that aside from the presence of liberals Hollywood is perfect
Logan Carter
babbling now.
Eli Ramirez
Ok ya I couldn't remember if that was him in Ep 3 or not. So he is like this ancient alien that just hangs with Han?
I already see this pasta on DIY and fuckng FIT. If I see it on GIF when I jerking it later I am gonna fucking lose my shit.
Cameron Diaz
eagerly awaiting for Han to tell the girl he loves her and her to tell him "I know"
it's gonna rhyme, like poetry
Kevin Martin
but these diverse characters aren't just happening organically in these story. they are shrewdly calculated by the writers and directors to achieve as much maximum fuck-you-core-audience points as possible.
David Edwards
its like those shitty diverse adverts you see.
Jackson Russell
And then she bitch slaps him.
Adam Jackson
Why haven't any of you actually watched Hail, Caesar!, where that Alden guy actually acts really good?
At least be fair to the guy instead of parroting some fake news article
Jayden Perry
Rofl shut the fuck up, SJW bullshit has murdered tv and film. People will look back and shake their heads at the outright racism
Ian Roberts
Good luck explaining that in the movie to 95% of the audience who never read the comics.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>Why haven't any of you actually watched Hail, Caesar! I have and that movie was awful. And I kinda like old hollywood and movies where the whole thing is a big LA circle jerk (LA LA Land, etc). I bet the studio execs thought the movie was great, but to the avg joe that shit is stupid.
Noah Clark
>SJW bullshit has murdered tv But television is in the middle of a golden age
James Thomas
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Daniel Ortiz
TLJ - first yo mama joke Han Solo - first AW HELL NAW
Are we diverse yet?
Samuel Rivera
There is no reason to defend yourself from a communist. You call them out, period.
Parker Collins
Can you direct us to where anyone in the movie patted themselves on the back for casting a black person? Thanks in advance buckaroonie
Cameron Gray
RT 85% User score 40% BO 800 million
Levi Hill
What?
Parker Ortiz
I am confident the theater would be trashed if they pulled something that vile.
Josiah Cook
Nigger are just tools of the left
Jayden Sullivan
All these things will probably happen. Do not pay to see this film unless you are planning to record it and upload a camrip so that people can laugh at it.
Jason Bennett
>implying anyone will bother watching this garbage in theaters
Angel White
Which is going to underperform worse Solo or Black Panther?
I predict Solo gets fucked in the US and does just OK overseas while Panther does pretty good numbers in the US and makes 30 cents overseas.
The RT scores of these movies will be facinating. BP will get a 9000% RT but low user numbers. Talking 99999% to 30% difference.
Jackson Perez
The most likely outcome.
Connor Torres
No. No. No. No. Stop it. Cause I know it's going to happen
Caleb Brooks
It should be the opposite though. As a movie about a white man, the critics have no reason to pretend it's good, while general audiences are retarded enough to like it because it reminds them of things.
Nathaniel Morgan
Solo, even Disney isn't pretending it's going to be good and they pretended TLJ was.
Zachary Ross
Solo will earn more ($100 million) but BP will get a better RT and User Score by far.
Carter Rivera
60% drop in week 2?
Xavier Watson
only in Star Wars does a black dude bring up someone else's child.
Jonathan Hill
Does Disney pay the audiences?
Oliver Cruz
Didn’t have to keep the shitty haircut, desu.
Andrew Rodriguez
>Ultimate bad ass Please, he's a goof ball scoundrel with a heart of gold. Of all the shit to bitch about, this isn't one of them. This shit is par for Han's character.
Hunter Nguyen
>Either this or Emilia Clarke's character will do the Kessel Run Fuck, this alone will guarantee a 120% on rotten tomatoes. White people who don't like it will be put in FEMA labor camps, "and that's a good thing" will be the headlines
Ethan Rogers
Second this. Subversion of current ideology has always been a part of art.
Jacob Price
we's in space now we's in toons now we's the terminator now we's dat spider boy now we's wolverinez now we's doc and marty now we's schindlers list now we's fight club now we's errethaaaang if you truly open your eyes and free your mind of prejudice you will realize that the real racists are blacks and asians Europeans have a violent history, but none of it was based on racism, it was always based on doing whatever necessary to advance their people and country. Always based on profit. Racists screaming racism, that's an old trick.
Liam Parker
That RT score for Black Panther is gonna be something else. Honestly I bet 95%. Do blacks have the ability to create an account on RT and enter their score?
Connor Morgan
But when it came to women Solo always was that manipulator type, I mean, the way he played Leia in the OT shows it.
Joshua Reyes
Nigga, have you ever watched a Christian financed propaganda movie?? Was it ever a good movie?
Juan Baker
The Passion of the Christ was a good watch.
William Hall
Didn't this already happen in Return of the Jedi.
Levi Sullivan
I wish pol was never right.
Christopher Hall
That was a film about Jesus being tortured, I'm pretty sure Muslims and Jews loved it for that alone.
Julian Foster
Man I thought Courtship of Princess Leia was fucking goofy, this is downright infuriating.
Anthony Jackson
Jew here. I beat off to that shit everyday.
Robert Bell
black wymin in everything state of modern cinema >ok if i can jerk to her
Wyatt Carter
Oy vey I can't believe it
John Reyes
no it hasn't. Thats the role of satire not art.
Owen Hughes
He had a brother in law, too
Jeremiah Wood
Christ, you're new at this
Henry Lee
>a black woman, by the name of Sana Starros, appears in a comic book claiming she is married to Han Solo Nice job outing yourself. If you bothered to read the comic 2 years ago, she confirms they're not married and merely worked a couple smuggling jobs.
Sebastian Hall
I kind of hope the Black Panther user score doesn't get trashed by Sup Forumstards though. It only adds credence to the media's version that critics were right about TLJ. That Star Wars fans didn't have legitimate grievances with TLJ and it was all Alt-Right nutters manipulating the user score because they were mad about Mary Sue and black stormtrooper
Ayden Wilson
Neat, where you upset when the merchants gave away all that silver to Judas >oy vey, you'll betray Jesus for 30 silver pieces? >I can't believe you'll betray Christ for only 20 silver >Hey Shlomo! Judas here is going to betray his Savior for 5 silver pieces!