What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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Straight white men aren’t tolerant enough

Having to explain the contents of JJ's unconnected mystery boxes in a way that still made for what this writer felt was a "good" movie.

They beclowned and murdered two of my childhood heroes and didn't even give them heroic deaths. Fuck Disney.

Too focused on trying to outthink the audience to make a coherent movie.
>You think this movie will be a well plotted piece of craftsmanship, well here's 7 different subplots that go nowhere and contribute nothing
>Hey, you hate the prequels, well then, you won't be expecting me to put a Casino Planet straight out of AotC, complete with dumb CGI animal chase scene

The retard had a South Park "the Simpsons did it!" episode when he saw all the fan theories online. So he decided he needed to do something no fan could see coming and not give Snoke and Rey any backstory at all. Then he made a completely terrible movie around it.

why this nigga look 12 and 45 at the same time?

Probably bottle fed, boomer tard parents, bullied at school, mad at Lucas for PT and the main reason. Too much soy.

Mods ban these racebaiting fucks

Too much soy and Marx.

>publicly asking for bans
Enjoy your vacation newfag

He wasn't ready for a big budget film

Kathleen Kennedy fell asleep at the wheel

>why this nigga look 12 and 45 at the same time?

He has that certain simpering meekness particular to nu-males. But don't be alarmed, the fact that feel disquiet and contempt when you see him only proves you are still same.

Is that dude on the right his husband?

He's too wide. Like somebody warped him without holding the shiftkey in photoshop.

Also, her face is melting off her skull, like Brianna Wu's.

>Blaming JJ for providing interesting questions
>Not blaming KK for not overseeing any kind of overarching story between the movies

>Blaming JJ for providing interesting questions
It's literally his fault. JJ ALWAYS did that shit. Look at Lost.
They needed a Kevin Feige type.

I just don't understand. He gets given full creative control of a star wars movie, which is unheard of in this day and age, and he puts in tit milk aliens, porgs, does a stupid subversion of the OT plot, and then kills luke. Like legit could have done anything, and he did that.

>a Kevin Feige type

So you're looking for a competent producer?Again, how is this shit not KK's fault.

>What went wrong?

JJ casting the nigger and mary sue and killing off han solo

TLJ is not perfect by any means but im sure he made it the most organic modern star wars even after inheriting JJ's dumpster fire and having to deal with corporate disney medling

Its a fucking crime he didnt get IX

>Kathleen Kennedy
>spent years sucking spielbergs dick and holding his coffee
>suddenly given reign over billion dollar movies and shitting it up
I can already hear the 'muh glass ceiling' excuse

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the jews jewed too far

Nothing? People loved it.
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Reminder that Lucas played football and raced cars.

I missed that chad SOB

>tfw no Jaina Solo gf

>your mother! xD

BRAVO RIAN

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO

>raced cars
For sure
>football
What the fuck no?

>A pee pee poo pee!!! pee poo!! Ablablablablablabla!

What did Rian mean by this statement?

In broad strokes

I honestly think the lack of coherent explanations for why some the daring writing decisions / retelling of the OT was a huge problem. It's a straight jacket that forces most natural writing into telling the same exact story as the OT, which is boring and you want to avoid. "Progressive" character choices instead of iconic ones also turn out to be boring, which exposes the weak meta plot even more. JJ made a real poison pill.

Trying to redo the unexpected brilliance of Empire Strikes Back. Empire was dark and a sort of bridge between I & III movies, so this one had to be the same. Only Irvin Kershner made Empire dark because he had a vision. Rian probably did it because he had to. It's unnatural and feels un Star Wars.

I suspect, specific major "innovative" ideas that failed to be properly communicated to the audience because they're not actually well known Star Wars ideas and don't match most people's internal headcanon. Like the balance of the force being a major plot point. The Jedi order being corrupt in its own way just like the dark side.

They hedging their bets on Rey being the face of Star Wars and Luke being a cool character or just a badass would take away from HERstory and limelight, the same goes for all the other nu-characters hence why we still haven't seen Lando and their lazy kill ofs of classic characters like Han Solo and Admiral Ackbar. The irony is is that nobody gives a fuck about the nu-characters evidence by the huge drop in toy sales and shipments compared to the Force Awakens