Based fucking jiro. you soyboys wouldn't know passion if it hit you in the face

based fucking jiro. you soyboys wouldn't know passion if it hit you in the face

says the grocery store employee posting on Sup Forums

t.burgerflipper

funny last I remember the west had better success stories than the fucking orient

>puts raw rotting fish flesh on clump of rice

>6 gorillion dorru, prease.

Jiro would've cooked them alive

there's nothing more soyboy than sushi

is that picture supposed to be ironic? is this a meta shitpost?

what's a good job

>jiro
>cooking
He would serve them raw.

Don’t japs eat more soy than anyone? What is soy even in besides tofu and soy sauce?

Imagine being Japanese and measuring your life by how successful you are at your work. For fucks sake, I'm impressed they're not totally extinct.

great advice, i'm sure if i dedicate myself to delivery mail as best as i can i will be ceo of fedex one day

What would happen if you immersed yourself in burgerflipping to the same degree Jiro did with his work?

Surely such mastery would pay off to some degree at some point.

And then you can go to your grave knowing you made a damn god raw fish on rice

t. sushiflipper

Theres estrogen in most foods in the west, milk especially in europe has a shit load of estrogen.

You become manager of your mcdonalds and eventually get a job at corporate, making instructional videos for new burger flippers

>be Jiro's apprentice
>have to cook rice for ten years before being allowed to touch the fish
>could've gotten a PhD in less amount of time

jiro is a fucking bugman

more like

fishman

and rice too maybe

Does the Sup Forums janny immerse himself in his work?

But you make damn good rice.

what foods besides soy and milk should be avoiding

>be Jiro's apprentice for ten years
>you basically acquired high cred to open your own first class sushi restaurant in nations across the world

>first class
>sushi
kek it just rice and raw fish

Red meat and big-grocery veggies. Full of chemicals and synthetic coagulants which are made from, you guessed it, estrogen rich egg glue.

thats why he doesnt ask for salary

To be fair, once Jiro passes you could bullshit your way into succeeding him and open your own restaurant as his successor. Charge whatever the fuck you want and probably make millions off stupid foreigners.

>you must clean shit for ten years before being allowed to touch the secret IRC

what about actual soybeans?

baka gaijin
ito worudu bi ten honduredo dollaru

probably. look at them, they're all like 5'5 weaklings

you really shouldnt worry about xenoestrogens in food, really barely makes a difference. healthy diet and overall lifestyle is way more important for your hormone levels.

Everything. Only a diet of white meat and onions will cure you of soy according to /fit/.

they still cant cure manletness

underrated post

honestly if you're not entirely self sustaining you're not doing it right

why did you steal my bait only to ruin it with poor wording