ITT: 70s kino

ITT: 70s kino

>tfw if tanked at the box office and we won’t get a sequel.

Shane Black and Goose deserved better :(

the nice guys finish last

Too dark for me, I thought I was getting into a more fun buddy cop romp.

>communists are the good guys

Gosling is box office poison

are you guys more of a gossy or a crowboy?

It really should have done better but it launched in such a crowded month

>civil war
>xmen
>neighbors 2
>alice 2

>70s kino
>posts a film from the 2010s with a glossy 70s aesthetic
Fucking disgusting.

It was pretty lame. There were maybe 2 funny parts. You can't just have Jack Aubrey and Mr. Autism dress up in '70s clothes and be quirky.

>2016 trash

I ageee the month it released sucked.

But people don’t want original content (and def don’t want to go to the movie theater and pay to see it).

I think if it got put on Netflix, it would fare pretty well. I still have hope it becomes a cult classic.

I thought I was the only one who loved this movie

What do they do for $44,000?

I honestly it manages to get a sequel somehow
It felt so refreshingly simple, like I genuinely can't remember the last time Hollywood produced a buddy cop action/comedy

Bright?

This was okay for a first watch only because of its leading duo. A 2nd rewatch shows that it's a shit movie.

How the fuck do people actually like this garbage? It was awfully corny, predictable, unfunny and lame, and, outside from the Goose, every actor in it was just plain awful.

Well art imitates life

These posts reek of soy

Its getting a show, but obviously Goose and Crow wont be in it.

I'm guessing they both break arms and legs. Maybe at the same time.

omg I watched the nice guys I love 70s movies xD

All the President's Men
The Warriors
Star Wars: A New Hope
Superman
Rocky
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein

This movie was great

kek do you think liking this shitty flick makes you an alpha male? kys faggot

>This was okay for a first watch only because of its leading duo

and ongurry rhys, who a cute

you're a shit movie

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The problem with bright is there is no one to root for. Will smith is jsut playing himself and only niggers could relate to the orc but they lack empathy. Who was the movie made for?

American Graffiti
Jaws
Towering Inferno
Earthquake. (Sensurround Version Only.)

the reason people like bright is because it is a social justice film that pits black people and white people against elites, rather than black people vs whtie people... people want to watch a movie where they can identify with the good guys and feel whole and wholesome at the end.

Bright was a 6.5/10 movie that filled a niche that a lot of people haven't been able to fill for a long time. Especially white conservatives who watch netflix.

Bullitt, with Steve McQueen.

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could have been edited down to be a bit tighter but gosling is slapstick kino

>that bathroom stall scene

I like the scene where russle crowe is all like "You the man?" or something and then punches the guy in the face.

I think that's funny.

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This is a fun buddy cop movie, The Goose is really good at physical comedy and the world feels lived in

>the Goose
reeks of reddit. Otherwise, accurate post

>But people don’t want original content (and def don’t want to go to the movie theater and pay to see it).
YEP
>I think if it got put on Netflix, it would fare pretty well. I still have hope it becomes a cult classic.

it already is

The Goose is loose my man.
Shaka brah!

>tfw when you realise the goose is a great actor but he is also box office poison

Based,

>uncountable number of deaths
>good
pick one

*competent actor

Arm, legs, fingers and they take a dump on you plus tip

They're making "The Nice GIRLS" instead.

I shit you not

>you have two choices mister director
>give in to the dark side and make money for jews with a shitty flick
>make a kino with Gosling that will be remembered for years to come

Wrong.

I do agree that there's a bit of a letdown upon additional viewings though.

if you want good 70's kino, watch the new TV series, The Deuce.

wow its real

was there really any reason that this film needed to take place in the 70s

What are the odds that it'll star that fat chick from Gilmore Girls as an athletic asskicker?
Out of all the movies out there to make a genderswapped version of Nice Guys makes the least sense, because of the setting and archetypes the characters are supposed to fit. I honestly don't see how they could write it so it made sense, unless they weren't even P.I.s or changed the tone of the movie entirely.

>American Capitalism
>not responsible for an uncountable number of deaths
Actually sweety BOTH sides are as bad.

That fucking sucks this movie was really fun.
The humor was top notch.

Because modern private dicks just snoop around on people's facebooks/keep a lookout on tinder to catch people being unfaithful.

The also follow them to take pictures of them while being unfaithful.

How do you figure the plot could work with modern contrivances like the internet, cloud storage and digital cameras/camera-phones to record with?

Bright has much more serious problems than a lack of 'someone to root for'.

That's not even kind of correct.

wanna see my dick Sup Forums ?

They handicapped Goose for the whole movie.

>the same site that believe the holocaust is hoax believe's 100 million meme
t.hacker known as Sup Forums

>t. Bolshevik J. Steinberg

non argument

>implying Commies are worth arguing with