Was Luke’s virginity the source of his incredible Jedi powers?

Was Luke’s virginity the source of his incredible Jedi powers?

I believe so.

>incredible
what exactly did he do that was so incredible?

nofap definitely increases force power, just look at kylo ren

Yes. “The sacred Jedi texts” were just porno rags for Jedi to rub one off and sexual Force techniques to ignore the sexual desires of another.

blow up the death star

The virgin Skywalker vs the Chad Rey

>hit the thing the size of a rodent he used to shoot all the time at home before he even knew what the force was
yes truly amazing, a god of the force

Of course. This is why Luke works as such an excellent contrast to Anakin/Vader. The elder Skywalker was corrupted by his own desires and became nothing more than a slave to his wife and the fear of losing that sex. Luke’s boyhood and pure virgin status is the catalyst that makes Vader redeem himself. His gentle and sexless child reminds him of the life he could have had. It’s like poetry.

>you will never protect his virginity with your dick.

What happened in Yoda's hut stayed in Yoda's hut.

I think so, desire is the weakness of men, if a man can control himself and overcome desire to concentrate only on his powers then I think elevation is achievable

not until they made the prequels.
>muh outside materials
ahahhahaa

He got Vader to kill palapatine

and he kissed his hot ass sister on the mouth, more than once

Palpatine*

Star Wars is the cinematic equivalent of the virgin wizard meme.

We all know Biggs shot his proton torpedos into Luke’s exhaust port. Unless being sodomized doesn’t count as virginity here.

I’d gladly suck Luke’s cock desu

Thank god for that correction or else i wouldn't have known who you were referring to! autisme

yea bro was totally epic when he jedi mind tricked Vader! God Luke is so strong with the force... oh wait it was cause he was son...

>EU Luke is overpowered because he fucked Mara
>Canon Luke doesn't fuck anyone and is piss shit weak.

sheev actually sacrificed himself using a mindtrick on vader to bring balance to the force.

>the wizard's prolonged abstinence from mortal desires has granted him powers over both living and dead
Damn...

you know I bet there are people who actually believe this

i was just kidding. Luke actually mind tricked vader who mind tricked sheev who mind tricked god into doing it.

>15
>middle school

Daily reminder that if you are a virgin the reason you haven't discovered any powers is because either you aren't old enough or the fact that spilling your seed sends your training back a whole year each time

wish I never lost mine and could save it for a girl I actually plan on spending my life with or become a necromancer

this is a straight board, user.

>protect Luke's viriginity with your dick
Aw gee, I guess I have to fuck this beautiful chick so Luke doesn't have to. Boy did you luck out Luke, this girl's pussy is so tight, and she smells so goddamn good, I don't think I'll even be able to last a minute. Remember my sacrifice Luke, blow up that death star and remember the tight, so tight Twi'lek pussy I made sweet sweet love to for you.

Projected himself thousands of lightyears away.

Mark is so pretty!!!

>implying he didn't tap prime alien pussy after he became the hero of the fucking galaxy
>implying he didn't score Leia

The straightest man in the galaxy would gladly screw a legend that is Luke Skywalker