What are some films about a fat fucking joke?

What are some films about a fat fucking joke?

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living in your head
rent free

t. Burger eating fatass

i'd like to do a doco about you op, what's your gmail?

Eating burgers in his bed? IMPEACH

>tfw now craving burger

2 BURGERS?

[email protected]

i couldn't give less of a shit about this idiot's daily routine
when does world war 3 start so we can execute this whole family regime for treason?

alright Sup Forumstards tell us how this is BASED?

R E N T F R E E

F A T A S S

it's probably the most american thing ever done honestly

N I G G E R

>literally believes fictional characters are going to poison any food that wasn't made 5 minutes ago at mcdonalds
>too stupid to understand there's easier ways to poison him than that
The president is literally retarded. I look forward to this tell all coming out about the current dementia ruling the west wing.

Heavyweights 1995

>tfw you live rent free in this losers head

>spend 1 year digging dirt on russia and trump
>can't find shit
>meanwhile economy breaking records, millions of jobs being created
>better look at his eating habits lmao

Why lock the door?

It's actually hilarious.

Why do they sleep in separate bedrooms? I thought Trump said he could get any pussy he wanted.

How sad

Because he's a fat retard

>mfw next articles will be "TRUMP DOESN'T FLUSH AFTER TAKING A BIG FAT STINKING SHIT"

he can, he doesnt want Melania to see the other pussy he gets

IMPEACH DRUMPF HE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME

more of your fake news huh?

He married a trophy wife that got old, ugly, and seems like a cold bitch. It's pretty easy to see how someone could end up resenting a partner like that.

>H-haha I-IMPEACH
nobody is saying to impeach cheeto. They're just laughing at him for being a fat fuck who locks himself in his room to eat burgers

holy fucking based desu

Damn I could go for some burgers right now but it's too cold outside

Do Drumpfkins understand that the reason the media is negative is because Trump does incredibly stupid things every single day?

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK CHEESEBURGERS
DELET THIS THREAD DUMB MODS

and we're laughing at this fake news that they are obsessed with, I'm sure libcucks like you can sleep soundly knowing the fake news you consume about a president's eating habits helps you confirm your vote for Hillary but to everyone else its embarassing to look at the state of the media that the biggest headlines are Trump eats 2 ice cream scoops or Trump eats hamburgers. I guess that's a good change from niggers are burning down cities thanks to Obama's consent

but when obama spends his time posting on reddit IT'S LE BASED xD right?

OH BOY 3 AM !

t. voted for him

>oink oink oink
>*door opens*
>don’t look at me!
>DONT LOOK AT ME!!!
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>nobody is saying to impeach cheeto
they literally run ads for it on CNN

t. Lardass

Trump went on reddit too

t. projectionist, I could give a shit at what other people eat but IMPEACH DRUMF CAUSE HE EATS KFC

Oh come on... why didn't he die already with those weird eating habits?

But Sup Forums told me Trump enjoyed Melania getting BLACKED and masturbating to her moans.

...

>Im laughing at him because he is just a pathetic billionaire president and elected ruler of the free world
Yeah, compared to you, I'm sure he is a total loser.

Hey asshole, we needed to give them space to destroy you alt-right bigot manbaby

see, when trump does it you cried, when obama did you licked his nutsack and shouted LE BASED BLACK MAN
thanks for proving my point :^)

>Impeach drumpf
No, it's more like laugh at drumpf because he's a fat tard who locks himself in his room to eat cheeseburgers

I don't give a fuck if Trump or Obama used reddit. You don't have a point.

>ywn have this much control of your life
I wish I had burgers desu

>post yfw he wins again in 2020

sure you don't cuck, I can imagine you shivering with excitement as your dopamine receptors fire
>oh god based president black man is just like me he posts on reddit, please breed my wife

>actually believing celebrity gossip to be true
>actually giving a shit about this tabloid gossip
>actually giving a shit if its true that wow a guy eats a hamburger in his bedroom because LMAO drumpf

I think you need to go back to your soy shake and BLACKED porn user

they better no be McDonald's cheeseburgers

um excuse me but why all the body shaming? HEALTH at every SIZE bigot

This is your brain on Sup Forums

It's almost guaranteed at this point considering the economy is doing great (all people really care about) and incumbents always have the advantage. I can only hope Pence follows up in 2024 with a Trump as Vice President.

They’re literally just making shit up at this point. They’re paying off anyone that ever had remote contact with the man to run a smear campaign about the man’s dietary habits.

Jesus Fuck, get over it, the retard is president. Next thing will be he grinds orphan bones as a preorder for his burger. Move the fuck on.

Genuinely lold

>i get my news exclusively from Sup Forums shitpost threads

nice grammar though lmoa

uh the new buzzword is soyboy, didn't you get the weekly "trump dicksuckers united" newsletter?

>meanwhile economy breaking records, millions of jobs being created

What does Obama's economy have to do with this?

>TFW NO GORILLA CHANNEL

KILL ME

But it's well established that he eats that garbage every day.

>Trump as Vice President.
Constitution doesn't allow this

>Staff edited out all the parts of the documents where gorillas weren’t hitting each other, and at last the president was satisfied. “on some days he’ll watch the gorilla channel for 17 hours straight,” an insider told me. “He kneels in front of the TV, with his face about four inches from the screen, and says encouraging things to the gorillas, like ‘the way you hit that other gorilla was good’. I think he thinks the gorillas can hear him.

It is from a book hence it must to be true. Wiki told me so.

>There are many stories surrounding Donald Trump’s eating habits – like how his wife used to chain up their fridge and how he used to have secret service throw bags of burgers over his house’s fence when he was supposed to be dieting – but none as strange as this one. During a routine golf outing at Mar-A-Lago in 2018, a point at which Trump had long given up on his ‘leading man’ physique, the increasingly rotund President is said to have reached into a pond, grasped a frog, took a bite out of it and then threw it back in the water.

Holy fuck this is great

Unlikely unless the Democrats run Hillary again

No way this is real.

hahahaha this is so absurd but hilarious I hope to God it's true

2 SCOOPS
8 HOURS
12 CANS
18 BURGERS

Why do liberals do this? It's way too obvious they're just making stuff up.

>thx marlon brando copypasta

>h-he'll l-lose this time, I s-swear! Impeachment anytime n-now!
Don't you ever get tired of this?

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

why

Its an actual story of Brando but replaced with Trump

>win one election by very small margin
>BASED GOD EMPEROR IS LITERALLY UNBEATABLE

This. Though that would be ideal because cheeto-head doesn't know the first thing about being president nor cares for the long-term well-being of the US, it's just nice to see the fat fuck can't even eat a burger.

>tfw alcoholic
>don't give a fuck, buy beer after work and a burger from In-N-Out anyways and drink the beer on the bus
>eat burgers and drink beer whenever

So many bad things I fucked up due to being drunk this past year, still drinking. And also burgers because fuck you imma eat what I want. Also, menudo.

the sheep that follow them blindly believe anything

That's about Marlon Brando funnily edited by user to be about Trump

It’s a copy pasta, it isn’t real. There’s going to be a million fake book quotes by this time next week.

Actually OP, I don't think anyone has made a film about your life yet...

>Eats burgers in bed
That's about as American as it gets, and democrats still think he's in bed with Russia?

>very small margin
wow, you should go into liberal history with your revisionism, you can file that small margin win with the hacked russian twitter bots that hacked voting booths and alt-right cyborgs that voted illegally

Reminds me of the Hillary Clinton book and how they quoted her comparing Sanders to someone who marketed magic abs.

>like how his wife used to chain up their fridge
Immediately knew it was Brando.

Yeah one this is obviously trending off Obama's economy. Also cool deregulation, I love it! Yeah sure open up the entire coastline to oil welling, I love this economy and I'm a fucking retard so do what you want! Yes I love this economy give rich a huge tax break and business a permnant fucking 16% cut (when the economy was already humming..?) I love forwarding my debt to future generations! This economy is one of innovations in deception and stupidity.

>gorilla channel
clearly this is just codeword for BET

>michael wolff

He swept the blue wall hillary was suppose to win. He flipped a shit ton of counties that voted for Obama twice

>it's Obama's economy! Those stock soaring after he was elected and after he passed that great tax bill was thanks to Obama!!

One's eating habits are highly reflective of one's character. What did you eat today?

noones trying to get him impeahced for eating kfc dumbass, but obstruction of justice definitely, like asking someone to drop a case

god damn it, and they wonder why people hate them so much. most journalists and "writers" are lying scoundrels. hitler and goebbels did nothing wrong.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism
Guess Hitler was a good guy after all. At least we can agree on something

Why can't the right take a joke?

>Yeah one this is obviously trending off Obama's economy.
Krugman said the stock market would crash to depression level after Trumps win

A face you can trust.