Who will play them in the inevitable biopic (directed by Oliver Stone)?

Who will play them in the inevitable biopic (directed by Oliver Stone)?

>Locks his door

based. Literally no woman I've been with would allow me to lock a door without pestering me about what I was doing.

>tell your wife to fuck off so you can enjoy a nightly burger AND two scoops

WINNING

This.
It’s about being the boss.

>locking your room to eat
Not really that weird, my roommates think im weird I don't eat in the living room though

He's probably jacking off

He's living the life.

You realize it's all lies right.

Not even a Trump fan but it's just so obvious that they're fucking killing themselves trying to get him out of the WH.

American culture is disgusting

#Just Mutt Things

>i-its all lies i swear
drumpfkins are pathetic

Brendan Gleeson as Trump would be amazing if he managed to hide his irish as fuck accent

I just dont see what exactly is wrong about this? If I had a job that stressful Id probably want to chill alone instead of hanging out with my roastie wife

Only a woman would get offended by this because no one is paying attention to them.

>it's all lies right
I'm sure that's why Donald is suing to stop its publication.

How much did shareblue pay you to make these posts?

How is this not slander, by the way?

>This just in, Washington Times reports that Obama hides in the bathroom for hours at a time to give himself blowjobs and cry alone
>HAHA, why is Obama suing the publication, is he embarrassed his secret got out???

Reporting facts isn't slander

slander or not, why would anyone write a book about this shit

"""""Facts"""""

Yeah, I've sent girls home so I could play Runescape and chill