Stealing my pussy is a RED FUCKING LINE

>Stealing my pussy is a RED FUCKING LINE

Cute girl but who writes this trash

I want to be her pusythief

OI WOT IF A PHONE STOLE YA FANNY

OI WUT IF UR CAT WAS AN AI AND U HAD TO GET DIGITALLY NEUTERED

OI WHAT IF TINDER BAD

OI

COMPUDAS

i approve of this meme

She needs to find a different hobby

OI WHAT IF UR SMARTPHONE WAS RACIST

WOT IF A HORSE FACE GULL 'AD TAH DEAL WIFF HER PHONE BEIN ALL CRAZY
AND THEN... uhh
WOT IF YUH PUSSY WAS A COMPUTUH, INNIT

WHAT IF MY EMAIL IS EVIL

WHAT IF MY PHONE RELEASED MY DICK PICS

Fucking sexist racists...

WHAT IF MY GRANDMAS HOUSE BECOMES A WHITE SUPREMACIST BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH WYPIPO

OI WAT IFF YA HOLODAD UPDATED AN' 'E WOZ UR 'OLOMUM

OI WHAT IF YA JACKED IT TO CHILDREN MATE

OI

U R D COMPUTA

OI WAT IFF YA COMPUDA WOZ HAD FEELINGS

SO LIKE.. WHAT IF... ROOMBAS STARTED GENOCIDING HUMANS

HOW BOUT YOUR PHONE YEAH, WAS ASKIN YOUR MATES MISSUS FOR NUDES

OI WOT IF PEOPLE STUCK IN COMPUTER

WHAT IF YOUR PHONE STOLE YOUR BITCOINS

Which is ironic, because in reality her pussy is the only thing he didn't steal.

WOT IF YA MICROWAVE COULD VOTE

OI WHAT IF A COMPUTA ATE YOUR BITCOINS BRUV

OI LISTEN HERE MATE IMAGINE THIS WOT IF YA TV SWITCHED THE CHANNELS BY IT'S OWN ACCORD

OI M8 WHAT IF FEELINGS HAD FEELINGS?

WOT IF UR MUM WOZ AN APP

jesse should've blown them the fuck up at the end

WHAT UF U IZ THE PHONE?

WOT IF YA GOT TRAPPED IN INSTAGRAM

>stick us in hyper warp and lets... fuck off somewhere

FUCK OFF, SENPAI

OI WOT IF YA CREATION TURNED AGAINST YA? HAVVEN EARD THAT UN BEFORE AVE YA?

>it's a woman physically overpowers a man episode

WHAT IF SOME DAFT CUNT STOLE YOUR KNOB

WITH A COMPUTA

Oi.
*drinks tea*
Wot are you on about?
*eats Jaffa cake*
Yew trynna say..
*leaves EU*
That our mobiles..
*forms queue*
Are loik some kinna..
*munches crisps*
Black Mirror innit?

WHAT IF SOME HACKERS RECORDED YOU JERKING OFF TO CP

She was actually a flawed human being and not just feminist self insert power fantasy.

OI WOT IF YA MUM'S BEEN WATCHIN YOU SHAG YA DRUG DEALIN BOYFRIEND

ME NEW MISSES IS A COMPUDA AND I AINT BOVVERED

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

OI WOT IF YER KNOB WAS A HOLOGRAM

No episode could give me anxiety like this one. Except maybe the pig one.

True. It did make it seem like the part was supposed to be a man and they just cast a female. She could have stabbed him or something instead.

yeah that was stupid. Initially I thought she stabbed him

So brave about confronting toxic masculinity in the workplace.

WHAT IF A COMPUTA TOOK YOUR JOB AN THEN YOU WAS ON BENEFITS

>In like five seconds she hacks into something a more-experienced guy couldn't hack into despite years of trying
>Aside from the villain (who she eventually overcomes) the only person who can exert power over her is herself
She's fucking close.

OY WOT IF YA MOTOR WANTED A GIRLFRIEND?

OI WHAT IF FACEBOOK WAS THE PRESIDENT

WOT IF MONEY SPENT YOU?

WHAT IF YER KNOB WAS A COMPUTTA

OI WOT IF A ROBOT DOG CHASED YA IN ARTSY FARTSY BLACK AN' WHITE

OY WHAT IF REFUGEES WERE PEOPLE

Why is there a face on the right?

Saw Black Museum today. It was like great, great, great and then kill all whites

WOT IF THE PROIME MINISTAH SHAGGED A PIG

I would let the bitch die in the pig one. Fuck fucking a pig, they're for eating and I don't fuck delicious things.

what if a thing went a bit mental yeah?

the fabled Sup Forums wit

WOT IF NONCETTES FORGOT THEY NONCED?

OY WOT IF LEFTISTS COULD TAKE A JOKE

Calm down reddit, its a reference to an episode

OY WOT IF YOU HAD TO SHAG YOUR COMPUTTA FOR IT TO WORK

OI WOT IF WE LET PENN JILLETTE WRITE AN EPISODE

WOT IF YA GRANNY WOZ A LEZZA?

WOT IF PHONE BAD AND PEOPLE IN COMPUTER

WOT IF, RIGHT, THE DOCTOR AD A THING WHERE THEY POP IT ON YA HEAD AND FEEL WOT YA FEELING
>you're an idiot Karl, play a record

OI WOT IF WE CALLED IT THA DOCTOR MACHINE

...

Starring Clive Warren and Rebecca De Mornay

OI WOT IF YOU CAN REPLAY YOUR WIFE KEKING YOU?

WHAT IF YOUR KETTLE HAD A CHIP IN IT THAT WOULD ALERT THE AUTHORITIES WHEN YOUR KETTLE LICENSE RAN OUT. BLIMEY!

T W O
W
O

If 7 you will die tonight.

WOT IF THE Sup Forums COMPUDAS CHANGED YOUR ORIGINAL WORD TO KEK

WOT IF CENSORSHIP, BUT WORSE

OI WOT IF YA DICK WAS A COMPUTA AND WE CALLED IT A DONGLE

Seems like its a .... gold...fucking lin

HI FRIENDS

I NEEDED A THREAD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BLACK MIRROR'S LAST EPISODE SO I'LL DO IT HERE

Episode 4;
"Black Man Museum"

I have to say, I was more triggered by this than I would've wanted to be

In general, does this mean that I, as a white male, will have to suffer being pegged as the endgame villain for the rest of my life like all those trapped consciousnesses in the keychains but IRL?

Please respond.


Also I feel like all of this could have been avoided with a simple outlawing of KEEPING A FUCKING CONSCIOUSNESS IN A JAR OR A TEDDY BEAR

>tfw we may one day live in a future where, regardless of the law, your consciousness gets snatched up unlawfully by some sadistic hack and get tortured or gets x done to it forever and ever and by definition YOU do feel it

Would you at that point stop caring about all your other selves since you can't easily be taken out of your own head?
I mean the you you, living inside your brain would keep on going about its business so...
no Council of Ricks then, I guess
You might just treat other yous as more or less strangers

Then it'd be a dumbphone.

M8

The real question is are you hot enough to fuck yourself?

t. I would no joke

lol'd

OI WOT IF

I'm a computa, stop all the downloadin

I legitimately thought it was Matt Damon looking nerd scuffed.

Blacked Mirror

...

Keked

Your shitty models look like plastic down there, mr.

That pussy is mine bitch

she's ugly

OI WOT IF INSTEAD OF WATCHIN THE TELLY...THE TELLY WATCHES YOU

THAT WOULD BE MENTAL

Thank you. Last time I said that I had a lot of anons attack me.

OI, WOT IF YA WILLY HAD FACEBOOK

quick rundown senpai

OI WOT IF WE HAD MODZ WHO DIDN'T DO IT FOR FREE?

BUT THE POORER TELLIES DON'T GET TO CAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD A GEEZER LICENCE