>Stealing my pussy is a RED FUCKING LINE
Stealing my pussy is a RED FUCKING LINE
Cute girl but who writes this trash
I want to be her pusythief
OI WOT IF A PHONE STOLE YA FANNY
OI WUT IF UR CAT WAS AN AI AND U HAD TO GET DIGITALLY NEUTERED
OI WHAT IF TINDER BAD
OI
COMPUDAS
i approve of this meme
She needs to find a different hobby
OI WHAT IF UR SMARTPHONE WAS RACIST
WOT IF A HORSE FACE GULL 'AD TAH DEAL WIFF HER PHONE BEIN ALL CRAZY
AND THEN... uhh
WOT IF YUH PUSSY WAS A COMPUTUH, INNIT
WHAT IF MY EMAIL IS EVIL
WHAT IF MY PHONE RELEASED MY DICK PICS
Fucking sexist racists...
WHAT IF MY GRANDMAS HOUSE BECOMES A WHITE SUPREMACIST BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH WYPIPO
OI WAT IFF YA HOLODAD UPDATED AN' 'E WOZ UR 'OLOMUM
OI WHAT IF YA JACKED IT TO CHILDREN MATE
OI
U R D COMPUTA
OI WAT IFF YA COMPUDA WOZ HAD FEELINGS
SO LIKE.. WHAT IF... ROOMBAS STARTED GENOCIDING HUMANS
HOW BOUT YOUR PHONE YEAH, WAS ASKIN YOUR MATES MISSUS FOR NUDES
OI WOT IF PEOPLE STUCK IN COMPUTER
WHAT IF YOUR PHONE STOLE YOUR BITCOINS
Which is ironic, because in reality her pussy is the only thing he didn't steal.
WOT IF YA MICROWAVE COULD VOTE
OI WHAT IF A COMPUTA ATE YOUR BITCOINS BRUV
OI LISTEN HERE MATE IMAGINE THIS WOT IF YA TV SWITCHED THE CHANNELS BY IT'S OWN ACCORD
OI M8 WHAT IF FEELINGS HAD FEELINGS?
WOT IF UR MUM WOZ AN APP
jesse should've blown them the fuck up at the end
WHAT UF U IZ THE PHONE?
WOT IF YA GOT TRAPPED IN INSTAGRAM
>stick us in hyper warp and lets... fuck off somewhere
FUCK OFF, SENPAI
OI WOT IF YA CREATION TURNED AGAINST YA? HAVVEN EARD THAT UN BEFORE AVE YA?
>it's a woman physically overpowers a man episode
WHAT IF SOME DAFT CUNT STOLE YOUR KNOB
WITH A COMPUTA
Oi.
*drinks tea*
Wot are you on about?
*eats Jaffa cake*
Yew trynna say..
*leaves EU*
That our mobiles..
*forms queue*
Are loik some kinna..
*munches crisps*
Black Mirror innit?
WHAT IF SOME HACKERS RECORDED YOU JERKING OFF TO CP
She was actually a flawed human being and not just feminist self insert power fantasy.
OI WOT IF YA MUM'S BEEN WATCHIN YOU SHAG YA DRUG DEALIN BOYFRIEND
ME NEW MISSES IS A COMPUDA AND I AINT BOVVERED
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
OI WOT IF YER KNOB WAS A HOLOGRAM
No episode could give me anxiety like this one. Except maybe the pig one.
True. It did make it seem like the part was supposed to be a man and they just cast a female. She could have stabbed him or something instead.
yeah that was stupid. Initially I thought she stabbed him
So brave about confronting toxic masculinity in the workplace.
WHAT IF A COMPUTA TOOK YOUR JOB AN THEN YOU WAS ON BENEFITS
>In like five seconds she hacks into something a more-experienced guy couldn't hack into despite years of trying
>Aside from the villain (who she eventually overcomes) the only person who can exert power over her is herself
She's fucking close.
OY WOT IF YA MOTOR WANTED A GIRLFRIEND?
OI WHAT IF FACEBOOK WAS THE PRESIDENT
WOT IF MONEY SPENT YOU?
WHAT IF YER KNOB WAS A COMPUTTA
OI WOT IF A ROBOT DOG CHASED YA IN ARTSY FARTSY BLACK AN' WHITE
OY WHAT IF REFUGEES WERE PEOPLE
Why is there a face on the right?
Saw Black Museum today. It was like great, great, great and then kill all whites
WOT IF THE PROIME MINISTAH SHAGGED A PIG
I would let the bitch die in the pig one. Fuck fucking a pig, they're for eating and I don't fuck delicious things.
what if a thing went a bit mental yeah?
the fabled Sup Forums wit
WOT IF NONCETTES FORGOT THEY NONCED?
OY WOT IF LEFTISTS COULD TAKE A JOKE
Calm down reddit, its a reference to an episode
OY WOT IF YOU HAD TO SHAG YOUR COMPUTTA FOR IT TO WORK
OI WOT IF WE LET PENN JILLETTE WRITE AN EPISODE
WOT IF YA GRANNY WOZ A LEZZA?
WOT IF PHONE BAD AND PEOPLE IN COMPUTER
WOT IF, RIGHT, THE DOCTOR AD A THING WHERE THEY POP IT ON YA HEAD AND FEEL WOT YA FEELING
>you're an idiot Karl, play a record
OI WOT IF WE CALLED IT THA DOCTOR MACHINE
...
Starring Clive Warren and Rebecca De Mornay
OI WOT IF YOU CAN REPLAY YOUR WIFE KEKING YOU?
WHAT IF YOUR KETTLE HAD A CHIP IN IT THAT WOULD ALERT THE AUTHORITIES WHEN YOUR KETTLE LICENSE RAN OUT. BLIMEY!
T W O
W
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If 7 you will die tonight.
WOT IF THE Sup Forums COMPUDAS CHANGED YOUR ORIGINAL WORD TO KEK
WOT IF CENSORSHIP, BUT WORSE
OI WOT IF YA DICK WAS A COMPUTA AND WE CALLED IT A DONGLE
Seems like its a .... gold...fucking lin
HI FRIENDS
I NEEDED A THREAD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BLACK MIRROR'S LAST EPISODE SO I'LL DO IT HERE
Episode 4;
"Black Man Museum"
I have to say, I was more triggered by this than I would've wanted to be
In general, does this mean that I, as a white male, will have to suffer being pegged as the endgame villain for the rest of my life like all those trapped consciousnesses in the keychains but IRL?
Please respond.
Also I feel like all of this could have been avoided with a simple outlawing of KEEPING A FUCKING CONSCIOUSNESS IN A JAR OR A TEDDY BEAR
>tfw we may one day live in a future where, regardless of the law, your consciousness gets snatched up unlawfully by some sadistic hack and get tortured or gets x done to it forever and ever and by definition YOU do feel it
Would you at that point stop caring about all your other selves since you can't easily be taken out of your own head?
I mean the you you, living inside your brain would keep on going about its business so...
no Council of Ricks then, I guess
You might just treat other yous as more or less strangers
Then it'd be a dumbphone.
M8
The real question is are you hot enough to fuck yourself?
t. I would no joke
lol'd
OI WOT IF
I'm a computa, stop all the downloadin
I legitimately thought it was Matt Damon looking nerd scuffed.
Blacked Mirror
...
Keked
Your shitty models look like plastic down there, mr.
That pussy is mine bitch
she's ugly
OI WOT IF INSTEAD OF WATCHIN THE TELLY...THE TELLY WATCHES YOU
THAT WOULD BE MENTAL
Thank you. Last time I said that I had a lot of anons attack me.
OI, WOT IF YA WILLY HAD FACEBOOK
quick rundown senpai
OI WOT IF WE HAD MODZ WHO DIDN'T DO IT FOR FREE?
BUT THE POORER TELLIES DON'T GET TO CAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD A GEEZER LICENCE