Literally a walking plot device

>Literally a walking plot device
>Also only new alien with actual lines
>Union Disputes
And this isn't even the worst character in the sequels

Hey, how did she get Anakins lightsaber?

We dont know, she pulled it out of a JJ mystery box.
Also, dont bother with theories, because we will shoot them down and we will never give you an answer to something we set up.

>The galaxy is being taken over by Space Nazis
>They're literally about to kill the last bit of the resisting forces
>Can you get us onto Space Hitler's ship?
You bet!
>Will you?
Nope!
>Why the hell not?
I've got an important but totally unforeseen union dispute that came up in the past twelve hours.
It's definitely more important than stopping Space Nazis.
Despite me saying they were as bad as the Sith in the last movie.
>Can you tell us if anyone else can?
Yep, there's a single guy in the entire galaxy!
>What's his name?
He wears a red pin on his lapel.
>No seriously, what's his name
He's in somewhere in some casino on the planet of Canto Bight!
>How the fuck do you know he's still there
Gotta go, bye!
>Which fucking casino, bitch???

Fuck this movie.

>"how did you get lukes lightsaber?"
>"A story for another time"

>union dispute
2nd cringiest scene in the whole movie. The only worse offender was the Poe-Hux communications shit.

When you examine the plot even a little bit it becomes so fucking stupid
>"you have to join the fight the only fight that matters"
>castle gets destroyed
>not one day later, wrapped up in labor disputes
>didn't get on the resistance transport with everyone else
>couldn't even be assed to put effort into actively helping the resistance fight the dark side less than 48 hours after an entire system got kerploded
>mfw

>Have a 1000 year old pub
>Rey visits and it gets destroyed
>Ah no biggie, now let me take care off this Union Dispute

>get a 1:100000 beautiful nigress in your movie
>have her do the voice of an elderly Asian lady
Seriously, Disney?

Why was she in a union dispute just a couple hours after her castle got blown up?

I don't understand why, when they clearly had the ability to get a message out, they didn't arrange to have word sent out to their allies. Oh wait, I do. It's because this movie is fucking trash.

>shows up for a few mins
>disappears without ever being mentioned again
uh?

>make a joke about "union disputes", have her go around casually murdering her disgruntled off-screen workers (while spouting what were intended to be witty quips)
>next go to casino planet, attempt a serious emotional moment about the ruling class opressing everyone
fucking hell

Also, apparently any random-ass codebreaker could do the job, so apparently that was all for shits and giggles.

Benidicio del Toro was the only good part about the film desu

The writers do not give a single shit about telling a coherent story with events, characters, and motivations that make sense. They want you to be stimulated by 2.5 hours of alternating action sequences and gags.

The Union workers wanted compensation for being made to rebuild the castle on such short notice. The Evil Snoke had convinced them that aliens were to blame for last solar-cycles galactic slow-down in the interstellar castle-construction market. So they figured they would squeeze her for a few credits more.

that first part didn't actually happen right? am i seriously gonna have to watch these movies one of these days?

>star wars is shit

Gee how did you get this smart?

>>Literally a walking plot device
I'm curious, how does Sup Forums define a "plot device"?

The only satisfying part of the move is that he got away with it.

at least there were aliens in tfa

I haven't seen TLJ and probably won't. Is he the only masculine character in the movie? It looks like he would be.

I've always taken the phrase as referring to something that exists for no more reason than to drive the plot forward. Usually by revealing information to the protagonists. Maz didn't fit this role in TFA, everything that happened after they met her was because there were informants in the cantina. But this was definitely her purpose in TLJ. She showed up, told the protags where to go, and left.

Replace her with a magic 8 ball that told Finn and Rose "Canto Bight, codebreaker, red flower pin" and nothing would have changed.

nuwars aliens are fucking garbage

They all look like they're from fucking Doctor Who, probably to save money.

>beady eyed flesh toned alien with wideset eyes and pronounced nostrils
bravo

they could have recycled the old aliens to save money, that would have both made more continuity sense and looked better...

Jesus the new ones all look the same

Anyone have the Canto Bright concept art where all tbe patrons are previoisly preestablished aliens?

nuwars are bland and samey, prequel aliens are almost all way too goofy looking with one or two alright ones. for as bad as the new ones are, you can't honest to god put jar jar binks against them and expect me to pick him.

I want to FUCK Shaak Ti

I got a feeling they would've rather left out the character altogether for VIII but had to put it in because Lupita Obongo still had a contract with them. It has to be something like that, they can't be THIS retarded.

the design of jar jar is 20x better than anything nuwars has produced

This.
I also want to fuck a Kaminoan.