>"Whisky please"
>"... Leave the bottle"
"Whisky please"
>goes to bar to drink whiskey bottle which is 10 x the cost of one he could buy in a store
> ... and your other bottle
>gimme a beer
>"Gimme a beer."
>"One beer coming right up."
kek
>"Sir I think you've had enough"
>"I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH"
>character walks into diner
>"The usual."
>"its impossible, it's no man's land. "
>dreamsworks smirk
>"true, but i am no man."
What's wrong with this?
I always ask for the usual.
>Character drinks straight from the body
>Doesn't throw up or flinch in any way
>guy changes music on the jukebox
>"put that song back on"
>"or what?"
>"... or this"
>character orders milk at the bar
>"I feel sorry for you"
>"Don't be... I feel sorry.. for you"
>walk into bar
>"Shirley Temple. Virgin."
>Walk into bar
>"Ouch"
>character has to pee after drinking at a pub
>uses the urinal but doesn't drop his pants and underwear all the way to the floor
>"i wanna feel good"
>"can you make me feel good?"
>"I'll have what shes having"
that'll be $3.50, plus tip
I have actually been cut off, I was so drunk I kept knock over glasses
>character goes downstairs for breakfast
>huge spread on the table, but all he takes is a strawberry before leaving
>MC goes into a Saloon
>entire bar goes quiet and everyone stares at him while he slowly walks down the center
i do this
>robot goes to the bar
>a can of motor oil please
>Playing poker
>"Too rich for me!"
>folds
...
wow redditfrog looks like the teenage mutant ninja turtles I loved as a child. cool
>you cawl that a noif?
>THIS is a noif
>Three Americans walk into a bar
> they file a lawsuit against the person that installed it
I liked Futurama's inversion of this
>"Bender you're drunk! Or not drunk enough. I forget how it works with robots"
>the other players who folded ages ago sigh and moan at the anti climax
>one gets up from the table to get another drink
>Two Americans are put behind bars
>Cut to 45 minutes later
>Both have been raped
>"It's getting late, time to head home"
there's actually this dope ass diner that I go to that has a meal called 'the usual'
Have you tried it?
no
''So sober, So weak''
>man goes to the bar
>orders a shot of poison