HOW THE FUCK COULD DUMB BUGS TOSS AN ASTEROID ACROSS THE WHOLE GALAXY AND HIT EARTH WITH PERFECT PRECISION?

HOW THE FUCK COULD DUMB BUGS TOSS AN ASTEROID ACROSS THE WHOLE GALAXY AND HIT EARTH WITH PERFECT PRECISION?

THE ASTEROID WOULD HAVE TAKEN HUNDRED THOUSANDS OF YEARS TO REACH EARTH

BUENOS AIRES WAS AN INSIDE JOB

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>Asteroid moves slowly enough that a bigass spaceship has time manoever around it

>bugs life matters
Just bare with me for a sec.
So the humans were attacked across colonies and theyr brains were eaten, right?
Is it to hatd to assume that brainworm suck out some astrophisics knowledge and where and how to toss this brick across?
You fucking deserve the first wave on Klendathu

DO YOUR PART KILL BUGS

how the fuck could two shitskins with pocket knives hijack two planes and crash them into the twin towers with perfect precision?

How could jet fuel melt steel?

>we have thousands of spaceships in orbit
> we can't divert a simple asteroid from hitting Earth

maybe they put more than just flouride in the water and people get real dumb in that world

It's not that hard when the security apparatus turns a blind eye to your efforts.

they couldn't even pilot small single engine cessna aircraft without regular assistance from the instructor

but hey, at least their passports miraculously survived being pulverized/incinerated, and wound up on the streets of new york for the fbi to pick up...

Have you seen the movies?

old fuck vegas user here, 9/11 was controlled demolition. seen enough casinos go down to see it was 1/1 the same. ask anyone over 30 in vegas and theyll tell you the same.

Maybe the meteorite had a wormhole bug atached

If you like bugs so much why won't you marry one bugman?

can you explain how wormholes work?

The only proof you need is the zero videos of a plane hiting the pentagon despite there being hundreds of cameras
Only a mutt nation wouldve bought that

Only if you have some playboy magazine

vegas fuck here, and the wtc 7 falling for absolutely no reason gave it away immediately

This guy gets it.

Also, Sandy Hook was an inside job and so was the Vegas spree shooter.

And the pics with almost no wreckage of united 93
The american goberment lied just like with the tonkin and the maine incident
America is an empire but the people dont act like it so they need an attack on usa first to rally the population to go to war and "defend" the nation

Pussy ass Clinton cucks practically welcomed them in

BUENOS AIRES WAS AN INSIDE JOB

They couldn't. I thought the implication was that it was a random meteor strike but they used it to justify war against the bugs. A bit convenient but why would the bugs launch one asteroid? Why not launch a hundred and wipe out all life on Earth?

Theres probably a super mystical monk class of cricket bugs who sit and do that cricket noise a shit tonne and work of trajectories for their meteors like some nigger mentat from dune

why couldn't they just shut it down?

>would literally take millions of years

A fun twist would be that the bugs throw them through the Human wormholes, which is why they hit Earth on the other side.
Like that one that nearly takes the main ship out in hyperspace.
Humans have to open a hyperspace tunnel from Earth to Bugplanet to travel.
Bugs throw rock into the tunnel entrance, and hits ship or Earth. Win, Win.

I feel like someone explained the whole thing really well once, though. But I can't remember what it was.
My theory had always been that the bugs were fake/GM monsters made by Earth black ops.
The asteroids were also launched by Earth black ops to maintain a constant state of war
with an alien outside force.

Seems like the designers of 9/11 had the same reading of the situation and took notes.

Holy shit

>Vegas spree shooter
The guy who shot up that concert? Even my mom thought that was sketchy as fuck from watching BBC news. And how quickly was it all blown over afterwards? It got about three days of coverage and then disappeared completely.

It probably seems weird because the news was super hyped to have a white shooter but then they found out he had converted to Islam and it didn't fit the narrative anymore

>bugs were so intelligent they knew humans would appear on Earth millions of years before the first primate

>BUENOS AIRES WAS AN INSIDE JOB
is that revealed in the sequels?

the couldn't
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yeah no shit. Despite people circlejerking over Heinlein's retarded politics, you absolutely cannot have a militarized society without maintaining a common enemy

movie logic states that distances in space can largely be ignored

how could TWO (2) planes full of big strong muscular Americans not take them down?