Ever read old forum posts?

19th July, 1999

Hi
Well I've seen a few criticisms concerning The Phantom Menace and all I have to say is this:

Ep I was setting up Eps II & III and may have suffered as a result.

The reason Darth Maul was underused is this:

The Darth Maul you saw in TPM is actually a clone of the real Darth Maul and the reason he spoke so little was because of this and Lucas deliberately underused him - he's not that stupid. When people find out that Darth Maul is the main baddy in Ep II what you think they gonna do? Get all excited methinks and go see the film.

In the next film.....

Anakin proves himself to Sideous by slaying Darth Maul but it's Darth who kills Anakin's Mother and Palpatine is actually a clone of Sideous. Anakin then turns to the dark side.

And as for TPM's box office performance?

Third highest grossing film of all time after Titanic and the oringinal film, A New Hope. Not bad eh?

Take it you non-SW fans, TAKE IT

ps Clone wars are in Ep II, yeah!

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Old forums are great, it's funny to see how little things have changed. Here's some stuff from when the originals came out.
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I have to laugh at people that come up with theories regarding things like star wars, or game of thrones. Kudos for creativity, but they fail to place themselves in the mindset of moronic executives

>he's not that stupid
Lol this reminds me how everyone considered him a God before the prequels.

that is gold

>The plot of _Star_Wars_ is certainly nothing new: a bunch of good guys
try to overthrow an evil space empire. Ruling the evil space empire
are an evil count, James Earl Jones (a Negro), and an evil spaceship
commander, Peter Cushing (_Dracula_A.D._1972_, _The_Curse_of_
_Frankenstein_).

Remember the Lannister Honeypot Theory? Or J'aqen!Arya theory? That was gold.

>The three segmants of the saga are distinguished by the passage of time. The First Segmant is supposed to detail how the Old Republic was corrupted and turned into the Empire, and how Darth Vader came to power, destroying the other Jedi's. Supposedly Ben and Darth battle in which Darth becomes the disfigured human that we've seen. I suppose Darth also thinks Ben was killed in this battle. (This battle supposed to take place over a Volcano or something. At the end of the first segment the Emperor comes into power and Ben goes into hiding, after hiding the babies Luke and Leia.

HOW DID HE KNOW?

First of all, it's obvious. Secondly, Anakin disfigured by a volcano was a part of some novelization, or some old script, it's not something invented for episode III specifically.

>cuz it's a fantacy-adventure in space. The *BIGGEST* tech. flaw that
>can't be labled as "artistic licence is the personality of the robots,
>but I LIKE them cuz it's a *FUN* movie, not a serious movie like
>"Breakfast Club" or "The Big Chill" both of which were a bit boring!
Is this real? I didn't know plebs were on the internet that far back.

Reddit before Reddit.

3/1/85 Dave Trissel
Since we just started getting this newsgroup here I may be repeating something
already known.

Before the original Star Wars was out and a success Lucas had an broad story-
line in his head. He envisioned enough to produce several movies. After SW
profits poured in the idea expanded to three triligies (9 movies.)

The robots (3C and R2) were to be connectives in that they were to have
existed even before the first trilogy and continue after the last. In a sense
everything happens through their "eyes" so to speak.

The first trilogy was to be based on the Jedi knights. Darth Vadar was a
friend of Luke's father (yes you are reading this correctly) and a fellow
Jedi in training. But he turns to the dark side which ends up forcing a
confrontation with Luke's father and OB1 at the top of a volcano. Darth
kills Luke's father and then OB1 continues the fight (much younger back then)
eventually forcing Darth to fall into the volcano. However, being ever kind
the Jedis rescue Darth from certain death - thus the breath mask to assist
in breathing and covering the ugly scares (as seen in Vader's meditation
chamber in Episode V.)

Remember in the first SW when OB1 hands Luke his father's light saber? At
that time it WAS his father's saber because Vadar wasn't Lukes father. This
also forced later scripts to have OB1 apologize for lieing to Luke.

Things radically changed for the episodic scenarios when the planning for
Episode V started underway. Thats when the idea of having Vadar be Luke's
father came into being (a very powerfull emotional ploy) and Yoda came into
being. It appears also that having the princess be Luke's sister was decided.

By the time of the third movie I think Lucas had had enough SW and
wanted to end it all. Ever since the start of making the second movie he had
complained quite a bit about it being too much work. Thats why I think he
had the Emporer killed off (?) to put a capstone to the work.

The facts behind this all are taken from personal interviews given by Lucas
very shortly after Star Wars first came out (Cinemefantastique magazine
for the most part.) My magazines were never returned after lending them out
and so I hope I am quoting accurately from memory. My apologies if I get
something wrong. I always felt there would never be a first trilogy because
Epsisode III would have to be a downer - the empire ends up crushing
everything in its path leaving very little cheer about. Remember how the
critics decried Epsisode V since it didn't lead to any conclusion? (I didn't
like it because of that myself.)

Comments welcomed. Especially if someone has the original interviews and can
give us some direct quotes. Again sorry if this is rehash.

Motorola Semiconductors Inc. Dave Trissel
Austin, Texas {ihnp4,seismo,gatech,ctvax}!ut-sally!oakhill!davet

Compared to the sequels he still is a god

It's hard to believe but this is true, Some days ago i found a interview of Hammil saying how Lucas told him about wanting to make a prequel trilogy and asking him if he can come back in 2011 to play in a Kenobi-like role.

He has nice ideas, like the OT, Indiana jones and all those games he helped with.
The problem is that he's terrible with dialogue and editing, Everybody said that the original ANH was incoherent piece of shit until edited it to be more easy to understand.
If only someone had balls to tell Lucas that he was doing a complete mess during the prequels we coul have gotten good movies.

30 years later someone digs up shit you posted on Sup Forums.

Niggerfaggot.

>Remember how the critics decried Epsisode V since it didn't lead to any conclusion? (I didn't like it because of that myself.)
Better hide this one from Empire fanboys. They hate when I point this out.

It's a pretty well known fact, and I have never seen anyone get mad over it.

youtube.com/watch?v=OM8V6Kd12oo
I found it, 1:23.
Anyone knows where i can find the full thing? It's really interesting and creppy how George had everything planned.

I have every time I've brought up that "well known fact."

Wait, Luke was originally gonna be in the prequels? and i like TFA that george had planned more than the one that we got.

>internet
>1984

how?

Shit, I tought that he made the prequels just for the money and i din't knew that he was gonna make the new trilogy.

>1985
how does this exist? what were they posting this to?

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even back then people noticed george fucking with the versions

He was in the prequels

as a baby

Anyone one has this without a spic talking? How is that i never heard of this before?

Yeah but Mark says that he was gonna be 5-6 years old there.

usenet newsgroups. everything (including ćüň) was shared there

Old starlog magazine had the "trilogy of trilogy" idea laid out back in early 80s . WIsh I could find the issue
It was the whole "obi Wan" is really OB-1 and was the last remaining clone from clone wars
Also had Vader get messed up in volcano battle
Some of the sequel trilogy was in there too but I can't remember...something about Boba

Internet was around in the 80s but there weren't any webpages, it was mostly just newsgroups and FTP. The easiest way to access it was via universities or working for large corporations. I think you could get it at home too but it was a major hassle to set up.

>that thread titled a modest proposal

LITERALLY shitposting

At least he doesn't talks over the interviews which are the important parts.

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of course he hates the Luke from TLJ, he and george already had a vision of how Luke was gonna be.

WTF Obi Wan is Owen Lars brother?

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How the fuck did you even find this

>Prequels were actually planned since the 80s
>They are shit
Bravo Lucas.

>Anakin disfigured by a volcano was a part of some novelization
I think it was the ROTJ novelization. I remember sperging out about that as a kid when my friend told me about it, the whole idea of Vader being in the suit because him and Obi-Wan had some kind of epic battle sounded so cool in your imagination and you always wished you could see it happen.

Kinda funny looking back at what a meme it turned out to be

This is what happens you “plan” the vague details but don’t write a script until the night before

>1985
Yea...Sure...

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Dumb frogposter.

imagine having a life so empty & devoid of goals, that you read decades-old forums and comment about it on another forum....
kys you have no excuses.

i remember the old ass lego website gave away fucking everything. how anakin was made darth vader, who palpatine was. they were a spoiler playground

Are there any more groups with super old stuff like this? It's almost fascinating to read.

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is this how BRAP posting started

>Underageb&

>1985 was 33 years ago

>B-but muh RLM made everyone hate the prequels!

I remember one of these discussing DBZ when it was airing, right after the Cell saga.
People there weren't very different from the fags here.

This, the broad strokes are fine but it fails on so many details in execution.

...

I don't think Lucas spen6 15 years fine tuning his scripts
It mostly just an excuse to sell more toys after the Kenner stuff stopped selling. Hence why they tried to do the "epic continues" line with mongo beefhead

HAHAHAHHAHA

>hype up and imagine the epic duel between Vader and Kenobi for years
>it finally happens
>everyone ends up memeing the shit out of the scene, most memorable part is the "high ground" line
It's like a tragic comedy

Fuck me that'd be a fun read.

Which one of you was this?

I love reading this old stuff

that's amazing, thanks

I was 12
How old were you in 1985
Yes you

Bump fir you

I was -6 years old

>my country was still struggling with gommunism while autists were already discussing fan shit on the proto-internet

Really puts things into perspective.

i was born in 1992. I barely saw Star Wars when i was 19.

>execute order 66

>66

good thing we're anonymous and it won't fucking matter cuckboi

He is also bad at first drafts.
>Luke is 60 with a robot head
>frogHan
>used car salesman 3P0

Woooow so you mean act 2 of a 3-part movie series doesn't conclude the storyline? What the fuuuuck???

>You didn't miss anything. No where in the movies do they tell you that
Lars was Obi Wan's brother. That little bit of information came out in
the novelization of Return of the Jedi and there's really no excuse for
it. The question should be: Why is in science fiction movies lately
you have to buy the book to fully appreciate what went on on the screen?
I can think of several examples. Maybe 2001 set a bad example.
Steve Alexander
cmaz504 at ut-ngp

4/6/84

The purpose of RotJ was to clean up and to leave no loose ends for the next three, which deal with rebuilding the Republic. The characters in this trilogy won't even be in the next one, so how can you leave stuff for them to do?
That was from 1983. He was a prophet

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Never thought I'd see that trash heap mentioned on here.

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>HOW DID HE KNOW
1977 rolling stone interview with Lucas

Its like Gene Roddenberry. Fantastic ideas, but he always needed someone there to say no to him when he went too far or just plain had a bad idea.

There were plebs BEFORE the internet. Read the letters pages for any classic comic or old fanzines and they're full of people with awful taste.

Hadn't considered this before even though it should have been obvious, but I think 3PO and R2 barely being in the ST is part of what makes it feel so out of step with the other films. Star Wars is grounded by these two nobodies who observe what's going on over the course of decades.

silver leg.

I hope Lucas' notes leak out someday or get released when he dies. I get the impression he had fairly different story planned in the beginning that would span 9 films and be more cohesive than all the Disney Wars shit.
I think the old EU often attempted to do what Lucas would have done if he'd had more stamina and did the 9 or 12 films he had planned without the big gap in the 80s-90s.
Imagine if he'd done the prequels immediately after RotJ and then the sequels at the time he did the prequels IRL. Could have been pretty cool.

Palpatine being the emperor's true identity was revealed in the ANH novelization before ANH was even in theatres.

Wow there were brainlets who didn't understand 2001 even back then.

>carrie forced to awkwardly hold a turtle during the interview
fucking brits I swear

Every time I see young carrie fischer I fall back in love with her

Even back then, the 80's geek knew that Lucas was a hack

That’s a tortoise, retard.

>internet
>in 1983

Wut

>I remember sperging out about that as a kid when my friend told me about it, the whole idea of Vader being in the suit because him and Obi-Wan had some kind of epic battle sounded so cool in your imagination and you always wished you could see it happen.
>
>Kinda funny looking back at what a meme it turned out to be
This

The internet exists since 1858.

Spotted the newfag.

Moot founded Sup Forums in 1981 redditurd.

It was a lame ass fight , way too much cgi

And when people look back to these forums to see what's changed, all they will see is Bane

...

Is this Mike or Rich posting?

t. Al Gore's great granddad

BANE?

Discrete Review: I started off not liking it, but changed my mind about half way
through once I got used to the nauseatingly cute Ewoks (they had "New Star
Wars Toys" spelled out all over them) and something else I'm surprised I only
saw mentioned once so far.

I thought that RotJ was very heavy on gratuitous violence compared to both its
predecessors. It bothered me that the audience would laugh every time a
Stormtrooper smashed into a tree on his motorcycle. It ended up reminding me of
nothing more than a live-action Road Runner cartoon. This casual attitude
toward death was reinforced when all the good guys ended up coming back as
holograms anyway. Kicked the bucket? Not to worry - you just get a bit
translucent, that's all. Sort of takes away something in the dramatic impact
department, though.

The plot: And now for something completely different. (The Larch). Did we
really need to see *another* Death Star blow up? ("It blowed up good", "Yeah,
it blowed up *real* good"). Is the plot of this series being recycled mod 2 or
what?

Best part: when Luke slices off DV's hand, sees the machinery, and then flexes
his own mechanical hand wondering if the Emp is right about his "destiny".

[...]

Although I thought the final confrontation with the Emperor was the best scene
in the movie, I agree with the comments that it was a rather hokey way for him
to go, down the hatch that is. I don't understand why he didn't just turn his
high-voltage arcing on Darth Vader when he lifted him up. He just stood there
frozen, uselessly zapping the ceiling on his way to be dumped. But it was great
the way all the excess blue stuff came splashing back up the well after he hit
bottom. Boy he sure had a lot of it stored up!

RotJ had its moments, but I think my thirst for SW movies has now been
quenched.

>critics decried Epsisode V
This is not news. The claim that the fans hated ESB is completely fabricated.