Peter, I think you're more like full gay

Peter, I think you're more like full gay.

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>I think you should wash your hair

Get this bitch out of my superhero movies.

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I don't even really care that MJ isn't a white redhead, fuck it. BUT HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO GRASP THE CHARACTER

IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD

Why does "strong woman" always translate into "pretty much a bitch"?

That's MJ?

It's not MJ, you mental midget.

>post credit scene

>she gets a surprise envelope in the mail

>birth certificate

>"Mary Jane..."

>roaring orchestra music

Goddamn it. Sup Forums has memed me for the last time. I am shamed.

She's Liz Allen not MJ

Yeah it's not Mary Jane

It's Michelle Jordan

No, different actress is Liz

>tfw no zendaya gf to insult me

>people saying she's MJ

For fuck's sake.

>My brother would like you

Well, I think you should shut your whore mouth, pal. And cut your hair, you are starting to look like a girl. And very ugly one at that.

MJ is a drama bitch who has a shit father.

you don't fucking know shit about spider-man, you bait faggot.

>MJ

>a bitch.

I'm pretty sure /you/ don't know shit about Spider-Man.

go fuck yourself with several rakes.

Peter is such a pure and passionate guy.

Peter is lucky to have found a woman like MJ.

So is she one of Peter's poor friends?

MJ was a bitch for years

Felicia is better for him anyways.

Bless Mephisto for ending this cacophony.

Finally, a Spider-Man that shoots web the way an actual spider would.

Why does every female in movies nowadays have to be an ugly bull dyke shitskin?

No way. Felecia is a filthy degenerate who pleases old spiders for money and free pass on her crimes. SpOck was right about her.

Michael Jordan?

The dumpster look is a feint for when she shows up later looking like the supermodel she is.

Good. I want to fuck Tom Holland.

Can we make Michelle the main character? She has way more personality than Spiderboy.

Didn't we get enough of that dumb shit in the 90s?

Selfie-Man is going to be so shit.

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It's supposed to be "John Hughes like"or something

spock is a cuck

Being an asshole was MJ's thing until shortly after Gaen's death, you retard pleb.

Can it be Michael Lehmann like instead?

Wrong Peter is the cuck who loved and still obsesses over his goblin fucking gf.
Spock just happened to be in that body doing the right thing, something Peter doesn't do because he's a reckless manchild.

Hollywood doesn't like to stray from their classics. Especially with something that is suppose to be a John Hughes movie on one level.

No it wasn't you dense retard. Her thing was being afraid of forming relationships.

No.
I'd take Finn over Spiderboy too. Even he has more personality.

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Ah right, I guess that more or less just means teenage movie clichés.
I hope we get more Peter Gamke buddy comedy and less Peter Zendaya romance at least.

>I think you're more like full gay
You just fucking KNOW that if anyone would be dense enough to put post-2007 Bendis on the big screen, it'd be Amy fucking Pascal.

>afraid of forming relationships
So she was Shinji?

>Implying.

Why does her character always look fucking stoned?

She looks like those girls who never shower and dress like hobos.

It's the only way Zendaya can stand to be involved with this shitty movie.

Is she half latino or something?

Fuck off, Janna.

Because she is.

Is that thing supposed to be Liz?

Half black half white I think

Isn't Mary Jane a nickname for weed?

She's the type of girl you'd reject in high school and then when she hits her early 20s she's a 9/10.

Why is Mary Jane so ugly?

People are just suckers for a bit of makeup. I think she's cute au naturel but then I don't have the most usual tastes, I sort of hate chicks who look like they need a team of professional to make them look the way they are.

its a generic school girl because they don't wanna cast spidey's real supporting characters until after infinity war when holland is a bit older and better looking

Sweet denial.

Then why didn't they just hire an older, handsomer man?

She'll get with the fat guy or Gwen.

Isn't the agreement with Sony ending after Infinity War as is?
It would be presompruous to plan around it going longer.

Because they're not planning to do just one movie with him. I mean, look at RDJ. He's been Iron Man almost 10 years now and he's getting old as fuck and they keep constantly having to renegotiate to keep him.

Or look at DCEU Batman. They decided to do Dark Knight Returns in his first fucking movie, so by the time we get to Batman 3 it's going to strain credulity that he can still keep fighting in his 70s.

Starting with young Spider-Man gives them a chance to keep him for many movies and gradually age him as they go.

I made a big mistake rejecting the weird girl.

We'll get a Anthony Stark at some point. From another universe or something.

Pretty much they are aiming him to become RDJ's successor. That's why all the uncle Tony in the trailer doesn't bother me that much. Wonder how they'll make the mandatory porn parody though.

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Since you're already gripping your dick...

make up and some plastic surgery


y'know like ScarJo

not gonna happen with Gwen, since kids are going to be watching this and it'll rely heavily on international box office.

so......either it will be fatty or an inter-racial romance with PP

Eh, does that really count? Seems more like an awkward teen thing

>probably an a cup
>ever above a 3/10

Nah ScarJo definitely had work done.

If Peter was in a coma, would MJ start masturbating in the hospital room?

Her nose was clearly meddle with.

Also her jaw was pull back a little (could be just because of orthodontic though).

Half the kids I went to high school with were stoners

that ever ending up better than a 5/10 lol ya no

>mental midget

>Her name is Michelle but everybody calls her Mary Jane because she's such a stoner

Just watch this happen

That is a girl? Thought that was a long hair Mexican boy.

Y'all better stop roasting that future supermodel.

Fixing teeth can sometimes change rest of the jaw a little. It's probably just that, since jaw surgery is even more extreme than a basic nosejob

better than being half black