Wot if you were trapped insoid of a cumputah

wot if you were trapped insoid of a cumputah

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DUDE
TECHNOLOGY
LMAO

DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK! AIR CONDITIONING ISN'T NATURAL! LIVE IN A TREE, IT'S SAFER THERE!

>Dude consciousness lmao

WOT IF THE GUV TRAPPED YOU IN A VIBRATING ANAL EGG AND KEPT YA UP HIS BUM

I see great potential. Will this be the January meme on Sup Forums?

EY LISSEN M8
WOT IF RIGHT
WOT IF
WOT IF YOU WERE A HOOVER BUT YOU WORKED FOR A FACIST GUVAMENT AND COULD ONLY SUCK UP MINORITIES

HERE ME OUT
WOT IF WHEELS WAS NEVER INVENTED INNIT

What if someone invented a absolutely perfect sex-bot, something what was perfectly in tune with you, your feelings and desires and couldn't help but love, but every time you fucked it you lose a year of your memories.

WOT IF TECHNOLOGY GOOD BUT PEOPLE BAD

oi luv, chek dis wun 0ut. wut iv da cumputah iz trapped...insoid of u!

WOT IF

TECHNOLOGY

EVIL

LMAO FUCK WHITEY

OI M8 WOT IF YA DINT LOG INTA YA COMPUTAH YA COMPUTAH LOGGED INTA U

what if interracial breeding grounds?

WOT IF THER WUZ A APP FER SNOGGING BUT IT ONLY PAIRED BLACK MEN N' WHITE WOMEN
AN' IF YA WEREN'T 'AVIN SEX YOU'D HAFTA WATCH TH' PEOPLE ON TH' APP OR IT WOULD MAKE THIS REAL LOUD NOISE

What if we use Karl Pilkington's ideas, but pretend we've acuired it from Penn Jillette?

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Wot if smart phones yeah, but dumb people...

WOT IF, FOR A BILLION BONGPOUNDS, SOMEONE IMPLANTED A COMPUTER UP YER BUM THAT WAS CONNECTED TO THE INNERNET AND CONTROLLED YOUR SPHINCTER. THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD CONTROL YOUR BOWELS BUT YOU COULDN'T. WOULD YA?

WOT IF YA DOWNLOADED A CAR

WOT IF YER MUM WAS SOCIAL MEDIER

What if harby steinberg was FACE BOOK

OI LADS WOT IF A MICRAWAVE COMMIT GENOSIDE CUD APPEN THO CUN IT

ALRIGHT? WOT IF YA MISSUS KEKED YA WITH A DARKIE AND SHE MADE A DVD OF IT AND TIED YA TO A CHAIR AND MADE YA WATCH IT FOR A WEEK UNTIL YA BECAME BRAINWASHED AND JUST ACCEPTED AS THE NORM. MENTAL INNIT

You just posted the plot of The Alexandra's Project

WOT IF A STERILE INTERRACIAL COUPLE COULD HAVE COFFEE-COLORED AI CHILDREN

WOT IF YOU HAV E.T IN YOUR BUM

*blocks your killing spree*

CHECK DIS, WUT IF SOME KRAZY SAD SHIT HAPPENS ROIT, SOME TECH SHIT, BUT REALLY IT'S AN EXCUSE TO PROMOTE RACEMIXING

Wait... there’s actually something already like that? Oh my

WOT IF YOUR ERECTION COULD ONLY BE CONTROLLED BY AN APP ON YOUR PHONE, THEN SOMEONE HACKS YOU AND LEAKS THE SOURCE CODE ONLINE? FUKKIN EMBARRASSIN SHENANIGANS MATE, THAT'S WOT YOU'D GET.

WOT IF YOUR LAWNMOWER WAS AN AI OF HITLER AND IT FUCKED YOUR MISSUS?

>WOD IB COMBUTAH ID RIL LYV

WOT IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYIN HALO BUT YOU WERE ACTUALLY A REAL SOLDIER?
BE MAD INNIT

WOT IF TELLY WUZ SENTIENT AND IT UP AND LEFT 1 DAY COS UR A BORIN CUNT WOT WUD APPEN

Isn't that Ender's Game?

What if a gun, but too much?

what if you can upload your mind

Oi you know what would be proper nuts? If phones, but evil

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>WOT IF YOU WERE A HOOVER BUT YOU WORKED FOR A FACIST GUVAMENT AND COULD ONLY SUCK UP MINORITIES

WOT IF THERE WAZ THIS DEVICE THAT COULD TURN YA INTO ANY ANIMAL YA WANT AND YA FOUND OUT YA DAD WAS YOUR PET GOLDFISH YA MUM HAD SINCE BEFORE YA WAZ BORN. BLIMEY!

WOT IF YA MUMS MINGE DIDNT AVE A TV LOISENCE

lol actually does sound like an episode. Sup Forums is always right

WHAT IF MY MOM'S PHONE WAS RACIST

>stealing Chapo Trap House bits
sad!

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OI WOT IF YA FOUND AHT YA COWORKER HAD A VIRUTAL U WHAT HE SHAGGED

OI LADS WOT IF THESE HASTAGS DUN KILLED SUM PEEPS AN ALSO ROBOT BEES LMAO

Wot if ya nan had a sexbot, but it was of you, and then THE COMPUTAH put you in the sexbot? Fuckin mental innit

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Eh, those aren't as funny.

It's really good, like better than what we have had in a long while.

WAT IF YOUR KETTLE CAME TO LOIFE

WAT IF YA LAPTOP CUD TALK BUT IT CALLD U A WASSOCK

It has nice contrast. It mixes the tradionality of talking like a brit with modern scifi concepts, making the reader think of the absurdity that even tradional brits now live in the modern world. Add into that diversity and it's contemporary enough for Sup Forums.

that was so fucking retarded

did they actually expect me to believe that if she killed that guinea pig she would have get away with it? so fucking dumb jesus fucking christ.

>Listening to chapo trap house

>Chapo Trap House

WHAT IF YOUR MUM WAS A TWEET EH WHAT THEN?

>this podcast is TERRIBLE but let's make their bits our memes anyway

WOT IF YA SAY YER SHOW IS ABOUT EVIL TECH CORPORATIONS MANIPULATIN PEOPLE, BUT REALLY IT'S A MANIPULATIN SHOW MADE BY AN EVIL TECH CORPORATION

I like how you can describe every scifi plot with chav talk.

Gamer

no ideas original, sweetie

A bunch of identical looking bearded fat champagne socialists do not own the concept of speaking in a chav voice

Wot if the woruld is the candey crosh of an aylium, phoun?

This thread is the result of a tweet saying "black mirror is made by some stoned british dude who sits in his room saying 'wot if ya mum ran of batteries"

what if your family was happy and functional and loving but one of them was a nigger

>guinea pigs have shit eyesight
>it probably would be scared as fuck if it heard noises of a baby getting its skull bashed in
>they still caught the woman
worst episode of the season

OI WOT IF YA LAWNY MOWY MAN UPLOADED IMSELF INTO THE SPARKY GRID? FUCK A DUCK!

Why is he telling his ideas at the golden globe awards?

science fiction indeed

E-MAGINE YOU WOZ AT A ZOO, ROIT?
AN YOU'VE TO TAIK YOU KIDS DARE TOO.
AN THE ANIMULS, DEY CAN SMASH EM OVER DE 'EADS, WIV BIG MALLETS

WOT WOOD YOU CAWL DAT ZOO?

You ever notice how there aren't many black characters in video games? Even though developers insist that they DO create black characters, for some reason they just never end up in the game?

What if that's because white video game characters are mega-racist, and whenever we turn our video game consoles off, white characters go around in their virtual video game universe murdering all the black people!?

The black characters that do actually appear in our games are only kept alive to keep up appearances, but whenever we turn the console off white people gangrape them and keep them as virtual slaves!

OOZ

WOT IF EVIL WHITE MEN TAURT EY AY TO BE RACIS

WOT IF AN AI BUS TRIED TO GET INSIDE YOU AND DIDNT EVEN HAVE EXACT CHANGE

OI M8 WOT IF NETFLIX WAS JUST SIMULASHIN FO CHANNEL 4 AND THEY USE DA BEST REVIEWS FOR REAL EPISODES ON DA TELLY

btw i hate black mirror now

cumtown is better

Oi wat iv ur phone was bad mate!

WOT IF YOU WERE A CUMPUTAH?

WOT IF YER WASHING MACHINE WAS AN ELECTRONIC VERSION OF HITLER AND ALL THE CLOTHES YOU PUT INTO IT CAME OUT AS SS UNIFORMS?

OI WOT IF PEOPLE WHO CULDN'T 'AVE KIDS COULD 'AVE ROBOT KIDS INSTEAD ROIGHT
'CEPT ALL THE ROBOT KIDS ARE 'ALF CAST

this made me lol but English people say vacuum or vacuum cleaner not hoover

OI WOT IF YA CUD TURN URSELF INTO A LAWMOWER BUT YA CANT ELP BUT RUN PEOPL OVA

Hahahaha!

wrong
t. English

you fellers serious with this shit lmao? wtf??

i can't fucking breath

lol, Sup Forums btfo

English say hoover more than anybody

WOT IF YER MUM 'AD A BLACK MAN INSIDE' ER, IN 'ER MIND I MEAN YER DIRTY BASTAD

You fucking what lad? No one says vacuum.

lol even the Chapo boys would admit this. Chapo has sucked for almost a year now.

YOU HAVIN A BUBBLE M8. IT'S "CRUELTY ZOO", INNIT?

TAIK A CHAINSAW OFF A MONKEY'S FACE AND SHOOT A BURD'S OIYS OUT.

Charlie Brooker would absolutely love these threads, I bet. They are just on the right side of retarded to be hilarious

>modern Sup Forums has to steal memes from podcasts
>our only original contribution is to add "niggers" to it

Working class call it a hoover. Wouldn't be surprised if upper classes called it a vacuum.

OI WOT IF YA TELLY TRIED TA SHANK YA BUT THE ROZZAS CUNT DO OWT BOUT IT COS THE KNIFE LAWS DONT EXTEND TA TEKNOLOGEE

what if you could put yourself out for recycling

suck my fuckin tube