Rey, Padme or Leia?

Rey, Padme or Leia?

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Padme
And by Padme i mean Natalie Portman
And by Natalie Portman i mean Natalie Portman in Leon

No question: Padme
>sexy af
>intelligent
>skilled politician
>wants to leave her career to raise your kids

Rey
>face of a horse
>no personality
>flat chest
>hordes food from slave past

Leia
>bitchy
>4/10 tits
>souless eyes
>would put kids in daycare

Hershlag in AOTC

Hnnnggg

I would tongue punch her tight little jewish butthole.

Easily Padme.

This is a very accurate list and I find it hard to argue with the facts presented on it.

For me, Rey.

You forgot
>Padme
>can take an Evian sized cock

I find it funny that to this day Portman's is the only main character who's career has "survived" being in Star Wars.

The only other arguable exception is Harrison Ford, but even his career is incredibly limited.

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Do you think she calls it her "jew hole"?

You guys think Natalie Portman ever used that wooden peg on her utility bely as a dildo? Do you think she stayed in character while climaxing?

>you will never breed a 20 year old Natalie Portman

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She did say in an interview that she liked "roleplaying in bed" so there's, to me, no doubt that she at least pretended a few times.

I dont get it

I want to be padme amidala's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her padme amidala blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo padme amidala blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her padme amidala hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her padme amidala hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her padme amidala face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

Jerked off to that scene multiple times.

I'd arrive with her. If you understand my point?

Jyn.

Rey has such a unique face, it'd be a shame to pass it up for a generic one like Carrie or Natalie.

Those firm titties are bouncy as fuck, did george say no to a bra and only let her wear nipple covers with that costume?

>you will never be a 20 year old Natalie Portman

How easy it must be to be a girl and beautiful. I honestly cannot think of an easier life than that. Being born into money is nowhere near as easy as being born gorgeous and female.

Padme. Young natalie portman was top cunny

Perfection.
She's cute, but past her prime and not even close.

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Wait a sec, is that a fucking underground station?

loose weight, go to gym, change your wardrobe then maybe men will pay attention to you.

Hell just having a big pair of tits is probably easy mode if you're a female.

>he isn't IMMEDIATELY AWARE

What about that scottish cocksucker? He's doing fine. From the OT only Ford went on to become a star.

Nah, you'd have to work for it to a certain degree. Keeping fit, while making sure your tits remain nice. Being born beautiful though is essentially a freebie.

If you're lucky enough to be born with a pretty symmetrical face, large brown eyes and good enough genes for at least POTENTIAL tits/ass, you're essentially golden for life.

>scottish cocksucker
He's doing """okay""". Hell even Liam is circling the drain.

This. Padme was fucking Queen of Naboo, and literally saves her people at age 14 or whatever in TPM. She can take care of herself but is still loyal till the end.

Nothing wrong with Leia, but she still pales in comparison to Padme.
A jedi waifu would be nice but Reys personality feels nonexistent.

owo datass

James Earl Jones did OK too, if that counts, but generally yeah.
Yeah his only big movies since his wife died were Taken and The Grey I think? I thought Walk Among the Tombstones was good but I think it flopped.
Fuck Leia, marry Padme, kill Rey.
Leia's already dead now though so maybe fuck Padme and marry Rey so I can ruin her life.

I think I'd fuck Rey, impregnate her, dump her and take no responsibility, then marry Padme.

That'd do it.

>leave some literally who desert slave to raise her bastard child while you marry the queen of a planet
Can't argue with this thinking.

Daisy has a dusty barren womb though due to muh endometriosis. Otherwise agree.

How did this even start?

Yeah but you know how it is. Throw a bag over her head and keep trying until you get results! Break her mind or her body, whatever comes first.

Daisy is very public about her endometriosis and PCO syndrome, and medically speaking there's about a 50-50 chance that makes her infertile.

>is giften in the ways of the Force
>cannot produce the ultimate gift

>unique face
has the face of a ftm trans

>impregnate her
user…

Luke for me please

my man

What do you think?

>this is what I'll wear to my first encounter with his family

Would anyone seriously NOT fall to the dark side if this tease walked around like this all day?

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

She isn't incapable of having children. Its just less likely that she will conceive.

You know, shitposting aside, I kinda' like the costume design of the prequels. Sure it was overdone but it was all very unique and future'y looking.

The people who did wardrobe did a good job.

> It is estimated that normal couples have a 15-20% fertility rate but in women with endometriosis this fertility rate may only be 2-5%.
Effectively barren

Padme was the only one who got pregnant so the answer is obvious.

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Then who gave birth to Kylo?

>2-5%

Jesus Christ, is that true? That's pretty fucking sad. I mean it's funny to me, but I'm dead inside. I'm sure it's sad to normal well-adjusted people.

Leia to jerk off to.
Rey to fuck around.
Padme to marry.

Same. I literally stole the DVD from my aunt's house just so I could use it for JO material

Prime Padme > Padme's girl escort(keira knightley)

tummy slut

>what is IVF

Padme

new sexy cutie shows up
how prequels or OT even compete?

Definitely not Leia with all that cocaine in her system.

I love how after that she hugs Anakin very closely in a more than friends fashion but Yoda and Kenobi don't ever suspect a thing.

It was a big selling point for TPM.

Cheating.
If you can't get pregnant from getting busted in, you're a phony woman.

I mostly agree, except for the 4/10 tits claim.

Yeah, the prequels get shit they don't deserve.

Carrie had a kid IRL though so that doesn't check out.

They actually did suspect it and told Anakin to break off the relationship (which he obviously didn't) in EU

The jew one

still, kek

Guess my mother was a phony then.

It's OK user we don't blame you for your mother's shortcomings.

There are no underwear in star wars.

>pops out one kid (probably mentally and physically damaged by all the coke and heroin)
>Natalie's had two healthy kids and might have more in the future

Not to mention Natalie looked even better pregnant in real life than Revenge of the Sith.

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Well sure but Kylo is a damaged kid too which checks out, it wasn't a comparison of Portman and Fisher.

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>it has both canon and legends version

>that subtle belly stretch with moan-scream

None purer.

What kind of weak ass alien dies from falling like that wtf?

It didn't die. Obi Wan kills it later IIRC.

it didnt die it got up and walked off a min later like it had hit its head hard

Mah nigga

that jump was goddamn retarded, she would have ripped her fucking arms off and even if she hadn't she would have had no momentum for that swinging kick

not seen this for years, thx for posting a classic

Fucking kys homo.

Padme. A hundred times Padme.

And if you say anything besides Padme, be aware that our tastes are SO different, that I will never be able to look at your eyes and call you a friend. Never.

>look at your eyes
fuckin' queer

Touche

Padmé>Leia>>>Rey
That said, I don't particularly like any one of them.

He's right, though.

Mara

Han's retarded son killed her tho

What do you mean "nipple covers"

Padme.
I mean why is this even a question?
Herschlag is and always will be a top tier waifu.
You know the fact that you even asked this question shows me that you are in fact a brainlet;incapable of understanding that jewish, yes jewish women are the absolute highest tier of women.
Fuck you OP.