BATMAN V SUPERMAN: REALLY THAT BAD - Part III

Hour 3 of reviewkino is here
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Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=F9juReoJxI0

shockingly the answer is yes

Go home, movieblob

Part 2
youtube.com/watch?v=A8BPzCvrxLY

I'm bored. Will these videos make me forget my pathetic life?

Something tells me that anyone who needs 5+ hours to explain why something is bad is a bad writer. No matter how many 5 dollar words he uses

Or that the source material is so intricately bad that it requires 3 hours.

The most damning part is how Zack Snyder combined the worst parts of Death of Superman and TDKR comics to make his film because he's an illiterate simpleton

>Review of movie is 49 minutes and 31 seconds longer than longest version of actual movie

Fuck that shit. It's like that 2 hours and a half review spoony made of the amazing spider-man 2.

No criricism is worth that amount of time.

I'll just leave this here.

geek.com/movies/moviebob-reviews-star-wars-the-last-jedi-spoiler-free-1725555/

Opinion instantly, irrevocably, and disdainfully jettisoned. That enough five-dollar words for you, you shilling fatfuck?

>skip to random time by accident
>Frank miller dehumanization of middle eastern people and his celebration of western patriarchy and neo facistic..
>close video

Do people really watch three hours of this guy? Your time is better spent shilling for Disney

ID'S GINO, CAPEGINO.

See, you just reviewed it in 2 lines, you literally wrote 5 hours worth of material in 2 lines. Youtube is an embarrassment. Those videos should be deleted because they bring down the perceived quality of the site. Its pathetic, worse than watching child pornography because at least the people watching that sincerely want to watch it and aren't just counting down the hours until their demise, praying for death.

Millions of people like TLJ, millions of people don't, get over it

>Over 3hours to review a 2.5h movie

Please fuck off Bob
You are a hack who cries about everything that isn't Disney branded manchild bait
Also lose weight, your lifestyle is literally killing you

>3 hours review of a 90 minutes comic flick

Behold, the abyss.

Actually BVS was 2 1/2 hours long.

>Hour 3 of reviewkino

Longer review than source material? Fucking why?

>cries about everything that isn't Disney branded manchild bait
youtu.be/KfCNiwABRfM

I know you're posting this as a joke but even still this Annoying

>still talking about BvS
it only proves it is a timeless classic of modern cinema that will be debated for decades

>Moviebob

Why is Movie blob so stupid ? Has he ever studied cinema ?

Imagine unironically typing this

>almost 2 years
>still mad

>Moviebob
The desperation of mousecucks is setting in

Yeah, and the Blob liked it, which tells me everything I need to know about his "taste" as well as his bias. He can't even drop his politics long enough to even perpetuate a believable facade of objectivity, and that makes him and every "critic" like him a shit judge of anything. He can't even look past the message he expects is there to perceive the message that's actually present. That makes him a bias-blinded pseud whose opinion is worth precisely jack and shit.

>it only proves it is a timeless classic of modern cinema
youtu.be/16NNbVOoS0U

>The most damning part is how Zack Snyder combined the worst parts of Death of Superman and TDKR comics to make his film because he's an illiterate simpleton
This is literally not film criticism. If this is your actual critique you understand absolutely nothing of the filmic medium and I suspect you are some sort of aesthetically stunted "nerd".

For a little bit. It did for me last night.

This, just like Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith (the only good Star Wars films)

Star Wars is not a franchise about plot points, logic, or actions; it’s a franchise about ideas and feelings. And the point of this sequence is the idea of oppression and inequality, and the feeling of righteous indignation about it, and giving Rose the opportunity to vocalize those points and establish herself as the voice for that in this new trilogy. Because, again, it’s been a missed opportunity for a long time that Star Wars has been preoccupied with the experiences of royals, elites, religious orders, and other upscale characters at the expense of everybody else. It’s a really cool step to have this character, who’s essentially a one woman get-over-your-bullshit machine, come to this glamorous place and point out that the villainy isn’t just the space Nazis, it’s the upper class that lets the Nazis get away with stuff because they stand to benefit. You see, it’s the non-mystical, on the ground component that allows the film to get away from the narrowly classist vision of the Force going on in the Rey-Luke stuff

Why do beta movie reviewers claim this all the goddamn time. People like Stuckmann and Slashfilm are always "brought to tears" and "bawling in the theatre" when they see any SLIGHTLY entertaining piece of media.

Do these people have fucking autism? The last movie that made me cry was Deliver Us From Evil and that's when the father was describing how a priest raped his daughter, before that was watching Lion King when I was a child. These people need to grow the fuck up.

>balding fatty with a beard hates Snyder's film
What else is new? That director is soyboy repellant.

>Yeah, and the Blob liked it, which tells me everything I need to know about his "taste" as well as his bias

I would ask if the irony is intentional, but.

>filmic medium

>Enraged manbabys

Bob is just a parody of himself at this point

In the first 30 seconds he misuses the term 'deconstruction'. Stopped right there.

>unironically watching moviebob

remove yourself from this plane of reality

Movieblob hating a film can only be a compliment to that film.

Anyone else find the timing of Blob's updates a bit suspect? Just before Justice League, just as the shitstorm about how bad Soy Wars sucks builds to a fever pitch?

Just coincidence, surely.

moviebob hated Spiderman Homecoming though

you WB shills are revealing yourselves

Of course, soyboys have been damage controlling TLJ all month now. And of course what better way than to pick on Snyder again.

He also wrote an article about how TLJ RT score was brought down by bots and used a screenshot from Sup Forums as evidence. It's was probably his own post

>moviebob hated Spiderman Homecoming though

That's a Sony movie.

Who cares? Zack Snyder got a PGA nom today.
Will Marvirgins ever give up?

>LEE JL LEE DAMAGED HAHAHAHAH OH NOONNOON

Are you mentally ill? DCfans are just delusional and sad but at least their movies are influential somewhat. You're praising toy commercials no one takes seriously and obsess over the competition, which everyone prefers over your quip schlocks lol

So he's definitely here shilling his videos again. Is there any reason for mods not to delete this thread for advertising?

No that’s Marvel distributed by Sony

Not watched the review but that's a Sony movie

Dude these youtube comments are disgusting. It feels bad that I will never have a legion of sycophants who dig what I am saying so much that they would say "he's not wasting his life! we need this criticism to save the DCU! 5 hours is still not enough! make another hour!".

No, it's distributed and produced by Sony, with help from Feige. And if the movie bombed, it would've come out of Sony's pockets.

I fucking hated TLJ and love BvS. Suck a dick.

>DCfans are just delusional and sad but at least their movies are influential somewhat.

Are you feeling okay? Do you need professional help?

Right, I remember when people talked about a Marvel movie since 2014, u-uhhh- oh right. I remember when a Marvel movie got a 1 hour review let alone a 5 hour review it wa-

That looks fine. Doomsday can only be interpreted through CGI. Otherwise you break comic look.

Yet your entire post is a pot kettle situation.
Like most of Sup Forums you have no self awareness

Quick Sup Forums, a dude just broke into your house and is trying to kill you. Which words do you use to stop him from doing so?

Mouselcucks really so desperate they are reaching for Movieblob now. I feel only pity for them.

I literally didn't even have to look for another YT channel to prove you wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=xSAp-QCHj_A

Is moviebob the pinnacle of review cringe or can we go cringier?

How is that fine? It barely looks like Doomsday as is and the CGI itself doesn't even look good either.

>The most damning part is how Zack Snyder combined the worst parts of Death of Superman and TDKR comics to make his film because he's an illiterate simpleton
Wtf it took me 5 hours to read this

It looks completely fine for a huge CGI monster fighting Superman. This is literally how he looks in comics. Why are you sperging about it?

>mousecuck immediately ousting his Movieblob as a Disney shill
Fucking hilarious. Bet the fag didn't even notice.

Movie bob really doesn't hate Zack Snyder, if anything he respect far more too much. The video at the top of this thread has him spend half the video going on about how he's a great director. He called Watchmen a 4 stars out of 4 masterpiece and spent multiple videos defending and analyzing fucking Suckerpunch.

>review is longer than the actual movie

Do you think that is necessary to understand why BvS fails on almost every level as a film?

It doesn't surprise me that the people that hate BvS are cinema illiterate. The very concept of visual storytelling puzzles and confuses them.

Did plinkett start the trend of these long ass video essays or was it something that was going on before then?

Anyone who claims to love TLJ doesn't understand shit about Star Wars, conceivably even what makes a film technically impressive or shit.

People who hate BvS don't rven understand comics, comics history, or even apparently comics lore. If Blob's citing Miller's not-Batman manifesto on Islamophobia as an influence on BvS, he apparently forgot that Bruce isn't being portrayed as the hero in it.

Reminder that Bob will love shitty movies if they support his politics and vice versa. His 10 best of 2017 are:

Logan Lucky
Get Out
Colossal
The Shape of Water
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Professor Marston and the Wonder Women
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
mother!
Loving Vincent
The Post

HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Wonder Woman
Thor Ragnarok
The first 5 minutes of Valerian the City of 1000 Planets

>cherrypicking
>that shitty low tier bants

Stop this struggle lol

>moviebob says Snyder is a fantastic director in all 3 parts of this review

try again DCuck

Snyder is a fantastic director

AND

his greatest work is BvS:UC.

>People who hate BvS don't rven understand comics, comics history, or even apparently comics lore.

You've never read a comic in your life, have you?

oh look, disneyshills are still so triggered they're talking about BvS. What was the last marvel movie released? Hmm.. can't remember because its a throwaway ""action"" flick

lol who is this idiot.

bvs was a great movie. Capekino and not capeshit

Remember that RLM unironically thinks they created slender man.

no they don't lmao

>It wasn't bad, you just didn't understand it

Ah.

this guy is legitimate trash desu. i don't do this often but moviebob is honestly one of the few people i will never listen for any reason, on any subject.

Fuck off blob

Not him but did you miss the part where Snyder said BvS is not an adaption of TDKR? It's only dumb fags like you that refused to listen to him back in 2013.

TDKR was never going to work as a sequel to MoS since this Superman isn't an asshole but an actual good guy.

UUHHHH WHY DID HE MADE A COMIC BOOK MOVIE IN A WAY THAT REMINDS ME OF THESE COMIC BOOKS INSTEAD OF THESE OTHER HAPPIER COMIC BOOKS

Justice League worth watching? I thought BvS was an interesting movie

It's more of Avengers movie than BvS sequel. Watch it if you want to appreciate BvS more.

>dude neoliberalism is good as long as its bad for white people lol

>3 hours of impotent ranting about a kids flick
This is just tragic

I dont get how people can watch some shit pleb on youtube

like I don/t understand youtube at all. Yeah I've seen some documentaries and videos myself but 99% of the content especially pop culture shit like reviews is pure trash

I'm too old

Friendly reminder that Moviebob believes that as a child he was visited by an astral projection of Shigeru Miyamoto to save the earth from Call of Duty

I am not making this up

in the same comic book of your pic he used an heavy machine gun, a 9mm pistol plus dynamite to take out COPS, and heavy "rubber bullet wink wink" cannons from his bat tank, and general massive amounts of force, you ignorant piece of shit

Wait and see if there will be an extended cut or something at least. Has some pretty great moments but BvS is by far a superior film.

It's R-rated.

Reading his book, and some of his thoughts on social media, there genuinely is something wrong with Bob. Severe ego issues, if nothing else.

He's like a slightly more eloquent Chris-Chan.

No shit it's not a direct adaption genius, but it heavily takes imagery, themes, and DIRECT DIALOGE from those books

And combines them into a shitty film with no clear message.

I think the difference between Watchmen and SNyder's DC movies is that while in watchmen the super heroes are actually horrifying (like manhattan inhumanly not giving a shit anymore or veidt believing in his stupid super plan that consisted in killing millions.... the far saner one is rorshach who just goes around beating evil people) is that the heroes in the latter are ultimately Heroes with a Capital H... they might have self doubt or go through bad phases but ultimately they are Bigger than life Heroes existing in a semi-realistic world. The resemblance with watchmen or "le dark and edgy hurr durr" is only superficial.

It's still the best superhero movie ever made and someone like Moviebob who honestly defends stuff like Avengers wont be able to convince me otherwise.

The entire Doomsaday fight scene is CGI vomit and it's supposed to be the entertaining climax of the film. They even play that corny WW theme throughout.

It takes the basic premise of the comic and turns it around into its own film that is definitely NOT an adaption of TDKR.

Remember how Marvel does this like ALL THE TIME and nobody ever points it out? But Snyder does it one time and suddenly the entire Internet is having its butts up in flames over it. Fact is that BvS did a far better Batman versus Superman story than TDKR. And if you disagree, well good thing that TDKR will always be there for you to read.