Why was aunt May like 70 years old while Peter was still in High School?

Why was aunt May like 70 years old while Peter was still in High School?

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the same way in the comics
ask Lee

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i always assumed she was a great aunt

Why was aunt May relatively apolitical despite her husband being a renowned white supremacist?

How old were Peter's parents in the comic book?

she was a great aunt

yeah great in bed lol

She stayed with him because he gave a mean goosing

really?
is this canon?

As canon as Star Wars is.

I'm 20yo and my sister is 45. By the time I get a son and he enters high school she will be worse than aunt may

This takes me back.

lol gotem

I had an aunt in her late 60's when I was in high school. She was the oldest my dad the youngest.

It was a different time

>"Peter, we have to gas the Jews that killed your uncle Ben. All of them"
Sam raimi would NEVER have gotten away with this line if it came out today.
Is he /ourguy?

Old enough to be accomplished spies. Late 20's to early thirties?

She's white. They age like shit, Aunt may is only in her late 30s

Fuckyeah bro!

Dumbass.

Is she sexy milf?

If you were to fuck her would you have a mommy fetish or a sister fetish?