Could this be

Could this be...

The perfect woman?

Is this loss?

The perfect woman wouldn't be out spending money on hair extensions.

I thought she was a kid in the first two panels.

She's doing an elaborate joke on him.

Admirable.

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You know you've been here too long when you start seeing it in mundane comics.

Why is a 12 year-old girl married?

>The perfect woman wouldn't be out spending money on hair extensions.
she also wouldnt be dating you :^)

Do you not know how barbershop/beautician chairs make people look?

The perfect woman would have a steady job and have her own money to spend however she wanted.

OH i get it

Well no, she would spend it all on buying shit for me while I sit around the house all day.

Vanilla lewds when?

>second panel
Every other panel doesn't exist.

Some girls age like that. My wife turn 30 and she looks like she's still 17

Does she have access to the fountain of youth?

No. Not Asian either. Just good genes I guess.

That's the complete opposite of a perfect woman.

Then why would she ever bother spending time with you?

Is that bird farting.

Might just be a landing pomf.

she's kind of generic looking and the prank is pretty harmless. Guess I want more from both

Oh that little scamp.

Thank you for showing me this

>That fucking mango
Based parrot.

THE SPICY KEYCHAIN!

Get a load of this horneses ass.

What's the sause b0ss

Very bottom of the page.

>browses Sup Forums
>has a wife
Choose one.

I saw it user

That fucking bird.

You understand that I cannot let you live knowing such information, right?

Fucking Jontron.

>Sup Forums interacting with children.jpg

You'll never suppress the truth. The archives remember all.

WHat is this thread?

>this gave me a boner

Reminds me of a dirty manga I read where they gaped a chick's butthole and dumped thumbtacks in it.

>the prank is pretty harmless

You're being sarcastic right?

Moe was killed, the same can be done for the others.
Tell me about it, the art is so loud and expressive I can't help but pop a boner.

I'm going to need some sauce on thumbtack ass right now

Dickgirl!! The Bullying Story.

It's on sadpanda.

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