What would you do if you woke up in her body haha

What would you do if you woke up in her body haha

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rub my own pusy

BASED pusy poster

fuck idris elba

Be sad I didn't wake up in someone hotter

Find proper clothing cause im not a whore

breast implants

This. I always wanted to know this feel.

>Living life as a woman
an hero

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Fuck a chad

>Just lost my dick and probably 50 pts of IQ
kys myself probably

Her outfit is so sexist. Surprised no one's complained about it.

Based pusy poster is right again

Fuck chad.

depends on situation

Wonder how the fuck I'm going to explain this to everyone I know.

Never leave.

based

become a trophy wife

I would live life on easy mode, femdom a saudi prince for assets and power and then carve out my own feudal kingdom somewhere in Africa to live out the rest of my days as an arms dealer.

lol
if you want to know what pussy feels like go to a strip club.
Sit for a few minutes, stripper asks if she can join, sits on your lap, play with her pussy while you discuss dances. Then tell her to fuck off and leave. Or get dances and if she let's you then feel her tits and pussy.
Try this about 2 hours before it closes like midnight or 1am when the whores are all drunk and high.

no, feeling pusy from the perspective of the pusy haver


you dont get it

They did, lots of articles if you look it up

i guess they don't see obvious Lara Croft parody here?

immediately look for a BBC and perform my duty

Kill myself, being a woman would have to be the worst scenario imaginable

well they do see it but my guess would be they don't like Lara's outfit either

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I will answer with a quote from "John Dies at the End" by David Wong
If I looked like that, I would wear shorts in October, too. I’d quit my job and spend all day at home, gently caressing myself

You'll always find an outrage article if you look hard enough. Any outrage niche, available for everyone.

...why am I not trying to make money off of their being a market for this stuff?

>not fisting your own pussy

id rather press my pusy-buton

Run to the nearest mirror and look at it

Hmm...I'd be younger, healthier, more flexible,
I think I could adjust

when did you realised there was no return user?

I'd get #LITTY with The Rock and go on FUN and RAUNCHY PG-RATED adventures for the FANS

>stick a vibe down my hole
>low setting, enough to tease, not enough to orgasm
>panties on, to make sure it won't slip out
>handcuff my hands and put a key into block of ice
>have a bit of "frusrating fun", constantly edging for hours unable to do anything untill ice melts

haha and what if you still had your penis ha can you imagine... her... with a penis... ha

pusy pics?

you can still get the vibe with the handcuffs

Get raep to deth

im stuck around MGTOW simply because I can acknowledge that traps are gay. dont know what kind of leftist made this image though

Record hundreds of hours of anal fucking machine porn and send it to myself

looks like you ate too much soy, sucks for you faggot!

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faggot

not when above head

I skipped
>anime
>waifus
>misogyny
>mgtow
>traps
I want to fuck women still but I want to become a woman. I will never be trans though because that's disgusting. If there was a magical spell that could turn me into a woman, though, I'd be down for that.

get BLACKED

Maybe this doesn't fit but i've always wanted to be a thick girl with wide hips, a big ass, and big tits, and feel what it's like to play with myself. I'll never be able to fulfill this fantasy and it feels horrible.

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Probably break my neck trying to eat my own pusy.

She's a news reporter?

reminder that cuckoldry is a mental disease. go see a therapist/psychiatrist, you two. I believe in you!

user is a reporter, and even in the new body he still has to do his job

i would get fucked as many times as i could. just to see how it feels haha

What about her cousin?

Absolutely patrician, genius!

Her family has some supreme Saxon genes.

I’d pull out

You mean like I'm a tiny man and she's a giant woman and I wake up in like her belly and I look to the south and there's fag and I look to the north and there are her breasts and I wonder where I explore but I joke I joke I kid I kid everyone knows downstairs > upstairs.

Are all the pretty bongland women hiding in Scotland or something

record myself fucking random strangers and put it on the internet for the enjoyment of everyone

I would buy a seed shop and return it to its former glory, fulfilling the purpose its original owner intended

She turns 18 on the 23rd of January too!

Suck my own dick

*June

I would dance in front of the mirror to a girly song and look really fucking cute while doing it. Then I would get girlfriends and I would do those things girls are allowed to do. You know how girls do snuggling and spanking and all sorts of quirky shit that is comfy and attention grabbing. I would enjoy my feet and get shorter girls to play with them as a joke. All you have to do is say it's for instagram and they'll do it.

Market's gotta be oversaturated.

worship my own feet

Would I wake up with the vessel of Amy or would I literally BE Amy? If I was literally Amy I would call up Cara and have her explore my pussy and teach me how to be a good lesbian. Cara seems like an expert.

record myself masturbating, then masturbate to the recording of myself masturbating

Well assuming I keep my male thought process, I would finger myself then suck off the Rock.

None of you would suck off your favorite directors and star in kino?

Wonder why i'm a 5/10 white girl with no tits or ass

Haha another classic Sup Forums moment xD

my first thought as well

youtube.com/watch?v=PMvqRc4ZV6o

>mgtow
Its just telling men to not worship women, whats wrong with that?

run to the nearest mirror and stand on top of it

I laughed like such a pleb during the "seduction" part.

Rock would be proud I was pissing.

stamper is best boy

this but unironically

I wish I could just reroll my char as if reality was some shitty RPG, my current char sucks

Cool three lives.

Haven't seen the flick, but I need to piss. Describe the scene.

underrated post

Immediately start twerking and stuff things in my pussy and ass and suck as many dicks as possible.

litty as fuck desu senpai

she has nothing to twerk though

homo

>not being pure and preying on other girls
You know how I know you’re gay?

desu I might get in touch with my friend who really liked Doctor Who and let him go crazy. He was a good friend. The world would be my oyster. I could do anything.
That's easy to fix.

Look at my vagene and bobs lol

do milk

touch the angel and disappear

Find more suitable footware for jungle terrain.

Lesbian foot fetish porn

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