What's the Sup Forums equivalent of the Nintendo Switch?

What's the Sup Forums equivalent of the Nintendo Switch?

Overpriced piece of junk with zero content?

Hulu

PS4

>zero content?
>the two games of the year
>t. xbot

>Nintendo toddlers spreading their cancer to other boards
BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE FAG

OLEDs

stay mad sonygger

Coming from nintenkids who's best games of every console are one mario game and one zelda game?

i got banned from Sup Forums so i'm bringing the discussion here

Mad Men
You've heard it's good, you've seen people online say it's good.
But you've never seen it nor met anyone in real life who likes it

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>Nintendo babies
Disgusting

MCU.

Pretty trashy but nevertheless the normies and kids eat it up wanting more because good marketing.

Still better than xbabbies this gen.

Only 2 good games

Ps4 sold 20 million units in the time frame switch sold 10 million. Nintendo fake news.

zelda has been shit since twilight princess but the new one is laughably awful

Breath of the Wild?
Whats wrong with it?
I thought about buying the system just for this game

Name them

Switch barely has any games and Nintendo is more anti consumer than both M$ and Sony

It's feels like a hollow shell of a game desu

Meme bros No,97700
Legend of Soyboy Breath of the manchild

Not him, but theres literally just two types of content: shrines and korok seeds. One are little puzzles that take 5mins most, and the other just collectibles.
Thats it. Literally everything you do in the game leads to one or the other.
If you don't like the idea of just running around for 20mins killing the same 4 enemies over and over again, then this is not for you

whatever tv terrorists watch

story is bad by itself but the gameplay is worse. items last like 3 hits before they break and u have to find a new one
dungeons arent very interesting or fun and the dialogue is sooo awful

Why does Nintendo attract betamales and soyboys?

I guess the equivalent would be BvS and nuDC in general.

Talking like this is the same as ab open mouth pose for a pic.

>the two games of the year
which games?

A FUCKING TABLET
I'd like to play the games but I'm not paying that much for a Raspberry Pi.

t. mad soytendo shill

It's going to blow your mind when you find out why it's called a switch.

I have cemu and dolphin and play all the Nintendo games at 4k and its absolutely fantastic. You should try it user

Still the best games of 2017 thou

Don't listen to those anons, it's an awesome game

Because retards are easily tricked into supporting Isis

When u aren't blessed with Chad bod it often pays to create or go find alternative things rather than the Chad philosophy of I'll murder anybody in whatever game they throw at me.

I might give that a try since it means I don't have to give any money to that shit-tier company.

I can finally switch genders?

Wrap your mind around this, if you even can. You play it on the tablet, then you can SWITCH it to the big tv.

That sounds gay af.

You sound like the kind of faggot that's tried to suck his own dick on multiple occasions fagget.

Logan "rave on a gook's grave" Paul

BotW suffers from being an empty, unrewarding open world with copy/pasted "dungeons", the DLC was just as bad

As for Bing Bing Wahoo you're only lying to yourself

Hulu

>underpowered gimmick console
no thanks

How is the button response on the switch.
Nintend has always had the most fluid button response of all consoles. Never felt choppy or delayed.
PS and xbox feel not as responsive.
It was always easier to do long combo fighting games on Nintendo stuff

n-no you

This nintendo has the best buttons!
I loved the A button on the nintendo wii which one is your favorite?

>playing a game in 480p 12fps on a 4k tv

>I didn't take 5 seconds to google the numbers before posting this

N64 trigger "Z" button
On the back middle of the controller

Star Wars and Marvel

Tell me why I should pay $300 dollars for a console that can barely reach 1080p 30fps in 2018? And I know it has great games and I want to play them but Nintendo needs to stop with the gimmicks.

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

What's Sup Forums equivalent of off topic shit go back to your fucking board?

>Tell me why I should pay $300 dollars for a console
No, not my job. I didn't mind the price and I wanted to play the games.

t.ocd
>muh topics

mmmmmm delicious slop piggy hungry mmmmmmm

Ricky and Morty

>implying Sony and mainstream-multiplats aren't equally if not more soy

I say this as a former PS1/2-fag myself: Xbox is ded and PS is all movies/weebshit now, I'd rather go PC+mods and the best GameBoy to date.

Nintendo = Marvel
Sony = DC

>All of these posters that admit going to Sup Forums
You're the cancer killing this board, leave and never come back.

Fuck off back to your containment board Sup Forumsirgins.

Switch will be totally worth it once the Pokemon game comes out.

Nintendo and Marvel are literally the same shit.

If you're constantly on the go, this is your alternative to better graphics. That was literally the primary selling point besides Nintendo franchises.

When Sup Forums is like a bad tv script.
>we don't like ur kind around here you racial minority/gay/trans person/other empathetic scenario.

nice minority opinion about games you never even played

no reason to ever buy a ps4 or xbone since PC exists... its 2018. Building a PC is easy as shit and its cheap if you can find a gpu

ninteno justifies its existence because it offers a difference experience while having games that normie friends can pick up and play within 5 mins when they crash at your pad

It is easy to spot the soyniggers and xbots in this thread
just search for every post that talks shit about Zelda and Mario

BotW-owner here, he's not wrong about the ""dungeons"", the weapons were glass and the good ideas are too far apart. It's just a less-shitty Skyrim.

Odyssey was easy but much more enjoyable and memorable.

Has pc gaming solved the problem of having to constantly buy shit for your pc to play the latest generation of games? That's what turned me off about it when last I tried to get into it.

If you invite your friends over and you don't have Fifa or CoD they will assume you retarded. And no. Put down that fucking Mario before you embarrass yourself. You're an adult. Act like one.

Not him, but how is buying a new console every 6 years different?