New 52 Wonder Woman Volume 5: Flesh

We continue the adventures of the Greek pantheon, featuring Wonder Woman of the Wonder Woman series.

Volume 1 - Blood:
Volume 2 - Guts:
Volume 3 - Iron:
Volume 4 - War:

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Remember Villain Month? Remember when DC used to do a gimmick month every September?

Those were the days

>it's an Azzarello writes ebonics issue
Jesus fucking Christ, Azz

If you're new to Azzarello comics, you have no idea how annoying this can get

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Think he ever tried to fuck a hyena? I mean, Aquaman tried to fuck a dolphin once. And I don't mean Dolphin, I mean A dolphin.

I've read 100 Bullets, I think I'm immune to it now

Nevermind, he definitely fucked plenty of hyenas.

It's the King Kong special, bitch

Making him into an evil King Conan had potential, but it's pretty much all wasted

Remember gimmick annuals?
Those were the days.

And the crown of thorns is way too on the nose

Didn't Cheetah also have a villains month issue?

I honestly do miss gimmick annuals because annuals without a gimmick are, for the most part, pretty goddamn pointless

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Yes. It's not collected here though

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They also sank Atlantis while they were at it, cuz they were dicks like that

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>issue about a long time Wondy villain not collected
>issue about new one is
Never mind why. That's just plain stupid.

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I think it's collected in the JL trade with the Cheetah story. I think, don't quote me on that

>one is missing
Yeah, where's best goddess Hestia?

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Is Hera autistic?

Even though the gods' designs aren't entirely to my liking I can still see their appeal, but Hermes is fucking garbage. I would have gone the Artemis/Apollo route and made him a man made out of mercury.

Just a little

Which is weird, since the issue itself is still published under the Wonder Woman title, numbered as #23.1, which by the way is a really dumb numbering system. Fucking decimals? Really?

>So, uh, do you guys just sit down and shoot the shit all day or what?

Better than Marvel's dumb shit like 23.INH or 14.MU or whatever

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>husband is a cheating whore
>take it out on his mistresses and illicit children instead of asshole husband
Hera is, at bare minimum, a moron. Or to be fair, perhaps a bit of a strawman if you consider the Greek's general views on women...

Greek mythology is kind of stupid if you think about it. It mostly revolves around the shenanigans of a group of inbred mountain dwelling rednecks with varying degrees of control over reality.

How everyone in ancient Greece didn't spend all day cutting their own wrists is beyond me.

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So what you're telling me is that Greek mythology was the capeshit of Ancient Greece.

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Are you picking up on that just now?

Capeshit is midday soap opera, midday soap opera is blatantly greek mythology.

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Wow this is bad.

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...mom?

I am not as disappointed with this comic as your mother was with you.

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That actually means a lot back in Htrae

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It's like a Death Mask, you actually would put statues of heads or busts of your family in places like that to honor them.

Suck it up, buttercup. You should be used to pain by now

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Horns on your helmet are a good way to get your neck snapped.

>I want this dinner to be godly
>OK, so you want it to be really expensive
>No, I mean I wanna eat fruit off some demigod's tits

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Well that won't come back to bite you in the ass at all

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Third issue in a row with no Chiang

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Bitch, just ask the Mother Box to defuse it, that always does the trick

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These torture porn scenes are getting weirder

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hermes with the bantz.