I run this shop with my son, fat fuck

I run this shop with my son, fat fuck.

he's a big hoss

flyover genetics

Was Chumlee an actual retard?
Like a pet?

Everything here has a master plan

I can offer you 50 cents, I NEED TO MAKE A PROFIT THIS IS A BUSINESS

SOSS

It's hilarious when this fat fuck tries to look badass in the show

For you

I run this shop with my spaghetti, big soss

I would call him ample, or corpulent

He did nothing wrong.
Tons of people in that door.
You got to jew as many as possible. If they're smart enough not to be jewed, then let them walk. More suckers will replace them

>so how much were you thinking?
>I don't know, around $500 at least. I mean you liked it enough to get me on your show
>laughs and offers outrageously low amount of money for poor cuck's family heirloom

That's not my tattoo set.

>"This is user. He's my expert on early 21st century Japanese animation, internet meme culture, and interracial pornography"

What do, Sup Forums?

Kill me if this ever becomes real
>Meme historian

>This is a genuine Pepe jpg from the preTrump appropriation. In this era it was called Sad Toad.

I was just typing a similar post. Posting it anyway.

>I'm hoping to get 1000 bucks for this super rare item that barely anyone owns
>I'll give you 50 bucks for it.

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You never know HUWHAT is gonna come through that door

How much will I get for this pepe I found

Well.... $50 is the highest I can go. I'll repeat. $30 is the highest. Plus I gotta frame it and display it in my shop awhile. My offer stands at $20, best I can do.

Time and place

whats it.worth?

Depends on the degradation of the JPG
I can see significant degradation which implies that this was actually saved in the last few years and not during the period in which it was created.

I'd value it at... One month of Hulu

This! Or when ANY of them try to look remotely smart. Honestly, this show proves that literally anyone can make it in America, as long as they have no morals whatsoever.

anyone else find the grandpa spooky?

He seemed retarded

Is this a political compass?

>tons of people in that door
You never know that

He was the guy who brought drugs for everyone else on staff, every restaurant/bar/pawn shop has one

>has a TV show
Yaeah, I know that

why is everyone but the old geezer liplets

No you don't. If there's one thing I've learned after 21 years, you never know what's gonna come through that door.

Best I can do is a Sup Forums gold account

nice

BASED hossposter

Imagine if you want to make a quick buck at your local pawn shop and everytime he has to call in an expert.

>Be me 3-4 years ago
>prank call gold and silver pawn
>"Hello gold and silver pawn"
>Yea Im looking for a ring
>"Yea hold up"
>fastfoward.png
>"Yes sir we have quite a few you might be interested in
>Alright, any specific time I could go?
>"any time, sir"
>Yea but I was actually looking for a specific wedding ring
>"do you know the specific name of this item?"
>yea it was called the ring of toads
>"wow really funny buddy"
>startlaughingfuckinghard.jpg
>"Did you have a good fucking laugh?"
>I proceeded to tell him he wasn't important to the show
>"Im not important?? Im working at a great fucking pawnshop while you're probably living with your parents"
>"You cant tell me im not important when prank calling us was the high point of your day.
>"You Are A Loser"

es mi hijo, el hosso grande

You got called a loser by a dude on tv on you're bragging about it?

thats true but all of these people usually ask for ridiculous amounts on weird historical props provided by the history channel

t. fat fuck

Hoss?

That's a great meme user but do you mind if I call my friend who is an expert to verify?

the beard of effin knoweldge jesus christ that games a smart sob u know what i mean haha star wars

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