DUDE, A HAMSTERS MEMORY CAN CONVICT SOMEONE

>DUDE, A HAMSTERS MEMORY CAN CONVICT SOMEONE

but they didn't show she got convicted nor that the hamster halped them to convict her

WOT IF 'AMSTERS LEARNED HOW TA HACK COMPUTAHS AND THEY STARTED HACKING ELECTIONS? WOT THEN LAD

>AH YES, I REMEMBER IT VIVIDLY...

No that would be stupid but it was a guinea pig so honestly that is believable

WOT IF YA HAMSTA SAW YA 'AVIN A WANK

WOT IF YA HAMPSTA DOBBED ON YA DIDDLIN A KIDDY

IT'S A FUCKING GUINEA PIG

WOT IF YER 'AMSTA STARTED WANKING YA OFF

Then I opened the cupboard then I looked at the hamster, then it started to wank me, then someone shitted all over themselves

WOT IF YER 'AMSTER WAS IN YER PHONE

WOT IF YER NAN STUK THA 'AMSTA UP'ER BUM

But that's a Guinea Pig

Episode got worse and worse.

Who reported the crime?

WOT IF SHE AD ROBBED A HOUSE WIT A GOLDFISH INSTEAD EH WOT THEN

I GOT THIS.

I'd like to cross-examine that hamster.

YOU HAVING A GIGGLE MATE?

WOT IF YER HAMSTER WAS YER MUM HOW WOULD YA HAVE A WANK THEN?

>And where were you mr. fluffigus on the previous night?
>Your honor, I'd like to enter into evidence these photographs of mr. fluffigus entering the rectum of the defendant's neighbor taken on the night before the incident

No retard, the guinea pig's memory was cause to get a warrant to search the woman's memory which would be used to convict her. Remember it was a legal requirement in whatever near-future cucked Eurotrash nation that you submit your memory if requested by police or insurance agents.

>the guinea pig's memory was cause to get a warrant to search the woman's memory
Just making shit up I see

You'd think if the government was invasive enough to literally read your mind (as a legal requirement no less) to solve insurance claims then they might just cover every street corner with cameras
seems simpler imo

To anyone wondering:
Guinea Pigs see in only Colour, they cannot distinguish shapes nor determine edges

Due to poor Eyesight to begin with and being unable to cope with florescent light, most Guinea Pigs kept as pets become completely blind after infancy.

So, the guinea pig wouldn't be able to do anything nor would it help the investigation at all.

the very least they could use the guinea pig as like a security cam, right?

>torrenting some sweet bootleg movies that are still in theaters
>cat walks into the room
>close out of browsers and turn off monitor quickly
>"...heh, just looking at porn desu"
>police show up 15 minutes later
>take my desktop after I play Simon says to not get murdered for a while
>cat was on the stand during my trial
>jury hand selected to include 4 "victims of movie piracy"
>100k fine and 3 months jail (5 months served)
Never getting another cat legally

>Due to poor Eyesight to begin with and being unable to cope with florescent light, most Guinea Pigs kept as pets become completely blind after infancy.

;_;

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>mfw in law school I learned about a case in the UK(of course) where a drunk dude took a hamster to the store with him to buy more beer and then brought it back later
>mfw the prosecution actually called a police officer as a witness to testify that the hamster suffered emotional distress because it had a frightened expression on its face when he responded to the call

In which case they could have convicted her outright with the footage. That's what seemingly happened although it was very unclear. I watched it with family and none of us really knew whether she was convicted or not.

WOT IF YA HAMSTA HAD PTSD

lmao this thread, i dont watch this series but i can tell its black mirror

Any kinda crazy tech that would tap into your brain like that would of course be tested on animals first.

It was fine.

Damn, Tig Notaro has seen better days.

WOT IF YER AMSTAH WAS AN APP AND YA FED IT MICROTRANSACTIONS?

Didn't the episode establish that people can have almost completely false memories in some cases based on different sensory input?

Wouldn't a hamster perceive a murder very differently from a human? Animals only think about food so wouldn't his memories of the event only be of food or something?