What's his name again?

What's his name again?

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Sneed Stoklasa

>Red Letter Sneedia.

good thread, I can kill myslef now.

Michael Andrew Stoklasa, father of Ethan Andrew Stoklasa

the name's Cucklasa

Mike Rolfe. He's good friends with Jay Matei

Mike Kill a Dyke Stoklasa

>google his son's name
wtf reddit discussed an exclusive leaked email from Jay? I thought we had the super l33t autists

Is he unironically an alcoholic?

He thinks it's normal to consume four drinks every night. Then again, everyone in Wisconsin does.

he's an adult in wisconsin. so yes

He's my good friend

No, he's eastern european

Mike "The Bucks get btfo by the Raptors, I hang myself from the rafters" Stoklasa

this
t. Milwaukee adult

>Stoklasa (Polish)
of course he is an alcoholic

I don't think you can be an alcoholic ironically

yeah, sure you can. like being alcoholic as a meme

Frank Sobatka

big bully man who bullies rich evans (a saint)

Rich would have died on the streets had Mike not given him a job after he got laid off.

Explain

Boldermort?
I don't know,kinda hate Henry Potter movies.

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aids moby

>morbidly obese manchild
>always wears comic shirts, but cant answer ANY comic question Jay or Mike have
>has a video game show, but says stupid things like 3D mario games shouldn't have controllable cameras and is blatantly bad at video games in general
>thinks being a cynical, nitpicking autist is the same as intelligence
>flat out didn't understand basic character motivations for Civil War despite being a huge MCU fan
>starts REEEEEEing when chat constantly BTFOs him
>nostalgiafag who only likes shit from his youth
>has an obnoxious "I fucking love science" attitude
>can't pronounce words
>forced catchphrases
>meme laugh
>actual plebbitor
>has a tranny fiance
>unironically calls himself a male feminist ally
>allows Mike to bully him on a daily basis
>supports people being tracked by the government with chip implants
>only ever funny by accident when he fucks up and gets made fun for it, his real sense of humor is "lel so randumb XD" tier
>claps at the end of films

So, we can all agree that Rich Evans is the worst RLM crew member, right?

Josh is worse.

>>has a tranny fiance
>>unironically calls himself a male feminist ally

What? I genuinely did not know about these

>flat out didn't understand basic character motivations for Civil War despite being a huge MCU fan
Yeah, that annoyed me too

Did you watch the TLJ review? He was pretty upset because people keep calling Rey a Mary Sue.

>tfw mike ruined the avgn

Yeah, I'm more surprised about the Fiance revelation

who cares?

What's his name again?

Jake Stokeman?

Classic Gilchrist, the 'Pete Best' of RLM

If you don't watch them you don't belong on Sup Forums

Pls dont ruin Mike's natural alphaness mixing him with the beta manlet

I like how even the hair line is mix of the two.

Where did it all go so wrong?

*GLURP!*

I dont like him cause maybe the shmoes mad. Those nice people.

Laura I'm dying

I thought we had redditors.

Soon we'll have done a complete 180 and people will realize that Jack is the most based member of RLM

it's LAUREN you N I G G E R

but jay is gay tho. how could he be interested in a girl?

I'm amazed at Jays ugly duckling syndrome

Old Jay isn't the same person as Nu-Jay

Starfleet Academy shirt? I'm surprised by this

she's not actually trans, shes just not much of a looker. She looks like a female rich.

It took him 13 years to grow a beard and get a haircut

He also lost weight, got his teeth fixed, possibly his nose done (hard to tell), and started grooming and dressing better.

Old Jay died sometime in 2013 and was replaced with an actor who reads from pre-written scripts given by Mike in advance.

Based Stoklasa protecting whats his. Screen junkies guy and Max Landis are wishing they never touched Jay now

why is he wearing mike's old starfleet academy shirt

I think he just washes his face more often now, he used to have some nasty red shit on his nose that appears when you accumulate lots of grease

I gotta be honest with you anons...i really like these guys and i am thoroughly entertained by their videos.

Jay has to steam his face with warm towels then wipe with tea tree oil three times a day to keep the zits away.

>his nose done
yes. this happened when he was on "vacation" in LA and had his picture taken with the halloween house. he also had an ass lift and a tongue job (source: pre-rec stream)

There are a few instances of Mike, Rich and/or Jay apparently sharing clothing at some point.

The biggest changes were the weight loss, hair fixing and getting his teeth done. The skin thing might have just been acne that goes away with age anyway.

do you know anything else about his mundane daily activities? asking for my wife's son

has jay "cut the cord"

Same here bro. I never thought the would be making episodes of Half in the Bag for this long. I remember thinking that these hack frauds would make atleast 10 and then get bored with it. 10 years later they are still going

>"Hey Mike.. I just realized that I have zero marketable job skills, and have completely relied upon you - the man who slept with my first love - for virtually my entire adult life!

My most recent attempt at solo comedy fell flat on its face and fizzled out after being deadpanned by my most loyal fans! I'm nothing more than a polyp sucking on the colon of Red Letter Media, satiated with my lack of ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry I so bitterly critique!

With the exception of a cute haircut and a sycophantic, ingratiating nature, I offer virtually nothing to you! It's become clear that I have absolutely no future in film making, outside of making "ironically bad" YouTube videos as I obediently wait at your side to collect my earnings (mere pennies on the dollar) as they fall off the table into my food dish!"

What did Jay mean by this?

they keep making fun of people who live on their parents' house, I wonder why

He obsessively checks the length of his toe nails multiple times a day to make sure they aren't too long.

>got his teeth fixed

I didn't get it. What was wrong with his teeth?

>recent attempt at solo comedy
friendly reminder that this pasta is so stale it refers to jay's troll vlogs from 3 years ago. also cooper never gets his mind back.

it looks like someone shat on it

Rich can't even reach his toenails

>slept with my first love
Explain this one, I don't know much about these guys

What solo stuff did he try?

he's talking about Jay. delete your post before the shame makes you wanna kill yourself.

Go be British somewhere else.

I'm new to RLM. What happened to Jessi? Also, why is Jack called aids moby?

Jessi is no longer working in front of the camera because of creepy stalker retards.

Because he looks like Moby... with AIDS

Not while the soywizard is there.
I seriously dont understand why they still let him in front of the camera.

Moby Dick?

Here, child

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moby

>zero marketable job skills
He went to the same film school as Mike did and seems to do just as much editing work as he does. Their skills are probably about equal, this pasta makes no sense.

When is the next Plinkett review?

whenever we get around to it, you fucks

Mike > Jay > Rich > Jack >>> Josh

Alcohol + lack of physical exercise and sunlight

Jay dropped out of UWM. Mike has a degree from Columbia College Chicago.

I tried watching the star wars plinket reviews (never seen star wars)but it didn't seem that funny and the voice was annoying.

Same for ghostbusters one

Where is the 2018 "Fuck You It's January"

Mike also said that nobody asks to see his degree, it's his demonstrable skills that matter. Skills that Jay possesses too.

Rich "every movie that's not literally the Hero's Journey is bad and makes no sense" Evans

It's only the 6th, ya know

What happened to the conclusion of the Jay & Plinkett get gay married storyline? Was it cancelled because of Max Landis?

The voice annoyed me at first too.
They're highly informative, because they were made by an actual filmmaker. The humour is just a small part of it.

Mostly correct, only that Jack >>> Rich

Jack isn't funny and he knows it, so in general he's more reserved and less obnoxious than Rich

This. Jack is great. I like him.

She's ugly, but it's a woman.

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Canceled due to Jay getting cold feet about coming out officially.

>most based member of RLM
>Jack "To @rianjohnson and the entire Last Jedi team... congratulations you all made one heck of a movie." Packard


how about no

because he gives you aids listening to him:
youtube.com/watch?v=N_YmPkh68uY