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WOT IF THE POPE WAS REPLACED WITH AN AI AND THE PADDIES STARTED GETTING UPPITY ABOUT IT

WOT IF

OIGHT GET THIS TOSSAH

WORT IF

YA NAN WAS GONNA DIE IN HER SLEEP TONOIGHT IF YOU DOINT REPLY TO THIS POIST

WOILDNT THAT BE A TOSSA

EY M8 WOT IF UR PHONE WAS IN UR EYEBALL

Cheeky cunt

WOT IF YER DAD WERE A PHONE BUT THE GUVAHMENT WAS RUN BY TESCO WHICH IS ACTUALLY AN AI THATD BE A RIGHT JOLLY IDEA INNIT

WOT IF YER TODGER COULD TRANSMIT YER THOUGHTS TO A SLAG'S HEAD WHEN SHE GAVE IT A LITTLE LICK?

WOT IF GREGGS DIDN'T SELL FOOD THEY SOLD DREAMS

what if a ghost went for a cheeky nandos

WOT IF THE GUVMINT BANNED MEMES

WOT EF WE WROTE ANOTHUH EPISODE BOUT ARDEFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

WOT IF CARS DROVE US

THROW EN ANODDAH INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIP AND YER GOLDEN

WOT IF BIG NIGE FARAGE WAS ACTUALLY JEAN CLAUDE JUNKER'S TWIN BROTHER AND THEY ARE ALL PLAYING A GAME LIKE IN THE PRESTIGE?

OI WOT IF BBC ACTUALLY STOOD FOR BIG BLACK COCK AND YOU HAD TO SHOW ONE ON THE SCREEN FOR STATION IDENTIFICATION THAT WOULD BE AWKWARDLY EXCITIN' NOW WOULDN'T IT?

WOT IF WE HAD ROBOT CATS FOR ROBOT DOGS TO CHASE INSTEAD OF PEOPLE?

LADS I GOT A FOKKEN IDEA LISTEN ERE

WHITE CHRISTMAS BUT AGAIN

WOT IF THERE WERE NO PHONES BUT EVERYONE WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO THE THOUGHTS OF MINORITY WOMEN POSTING ON SOCIAL MEDIA DIRECTLY?

ALRI, BUT ONLY IF YOU PLAY THAT ANYONE WHO KNOWS WOT LOVE IS SONG THREE TIMES

WOT IF YER EYEBALLS WAS OWNED BY A GOVMENT WORKER AN HE WAS A TOTAL CUNT CAUSE HE WAS A COMPUTAH AN WOULD FUCK WITH YER MIND MENTALLY INNIT

OI MATE YEW SEEN WHITE CHRISTMAS?

ITS THAT OTHER TOSSER SONG AND THEY LISSEN THOUSAND TIMES

Aye

WOT IF INSTEAD OF GETTING THE DOLE THEY TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF AND JUST DUMPED YOU IN AUSTRALIA

shucks

OI WOT IF MEMES WHERE REAL

WOT IF AUSTRALIA ISNT REALLY REAL AND JUST A SIMULATION IN THE MIND OF A SENTIENT CUCUMBA