More like Jacking Kids Off Chan

More like Jacking Kids Off Chan

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Why is will smith's kid such a douchbag? Will seems like a pretty cool guy, but his son is just awful.

because his parents have a sham marriage and his mother was supposed to marry tupac

imagine being the son of the wokest rapper ever instead of some jigaboo uncle tom who never swore while rapping

with that lineage he could be running for public office but instead he is just a twitter meme that does terrible art

Name a better anime.

You literally can't.

Because Will is an insane control freak because he's such an egomaniac that he wants everyone to know he's the most talented. He wants people to know that he's so talented that not only is he talented, and not only is what he fucks talented, but also what his balls produce is talented. To make that true, he needs to force his son to become a FUCKING MOVIE STAR.

maybe if he fucked his son some of that tallent might be absorbed

2004's "Tokineiro" by AT-2, licensed by Media Blasters for English release under the name "A Time to Screw".

>name a better anime

*ahem*

Is that, like, a joke tweet or something? Because it can be Jackie Chan. No. Not Jacky.

He is talented, you stupid fuck.

now i just wanna see will smith fight jackie chan

If I had to guess I'd put my money on his mom being a crazy bitch. She's obviously a little fucked in the head, you can tell just by looking at her. She's probably one of those "every kid gets a medal" types that only ever praises her kids and doesn't discipline or correct their dumbass behavior.

This makes me so sad and jealous when you have people like general flynn, will smith, and donald trump moving heaven and earth so their sons can succeed in life. They treat success like it's a family business.

DANGEROUS, MOST DANGEROUS

They have an open marrige too.

he was a decent rapper on the albums with Jazzy Jeff, every since, he hasn't displayed any actual talent. he plays himself in every movie, and has scripts changed in order to better suit his mannerisms.

kek

stop pulling stuff out of your ass. His first son that no one ever talks about is completely normal.

He's very good when he does play the odd role that differs from his standard.

I mean, his Will Smith as Will Smith isn't bad either, it's just overdone.

I like Will Smith in comedy films, but I can't take him seriously in anything serious. I feel like Bright would have done a lot better without him because all I could see was an edgy Will Smith.

how is he so stupid, his father doesn't seem that bad

how's all that salt taste?

Let's say Jackie did molest him (which I highly doubt). Males can't be raped it's literally impossible.

Will Smith is one of the worst 'actors' in the industry and responsible for ruining more big budget films than any other living person

>normal
>racing up and down mullholand in a 300k vehicle banging 7/10 calablackless hoes from drakes to biebers place snorting 1000$ fishscale by the suitcase

Exactly. Normal

you know he has another son, his other older son has a different mother, a mother that forbade Will to put him in the public spotlight.

Penetration of anus is rape you fool.

Sweetie, males can not be raped it's a fact. Only women can say they were raped literally you are a fascist.

I honestly don't blame him. I think he just wants to be the best father he can be since he never had a dad but he doesn't know how to restrain himself.

why would anyone want to fuck an entitled little shit like him anyway? i'd be worried the stupidity might be contagious.

Jackie Chan seems like the kind of guy that fucks Shanghai hookers two at a time or just sits back while they lez out and he eats dinner.

I am a fascist but that's besides the point.

if you have a butthole, you can be raped, friendo. you'll discover this when Trump's new order troops put you in an internment camp for irreconcilable normies.

>will smith has a real life wol smoth daughter with obvious FAS

uh oh jaden pinkett better go to scientology confession for the drinky drinky

>fucks Shanghai hookers two at a time or just sits back while they lez out and he eats dinner.

Dude, Jackie Chan's a complete shithead

Do some googling, he probably didn't fuck Jaden Smith but there's plenty of stories of what he's doing in China

Red pill me on the Chan. I've always thought he was a kind man that loved his work and others.

Oh, I see. You're one of those "He supports communistic party in China, he's literally Hitler" people.

>I am a retard but that's beside the point
This is correct as a female I can be raped but good luck it's not going to happen. And again friendo male rape does not exist.

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>in b4 someone complains about reddit

When tightened, the anus is next to impossible to penetrate, especially with something a delicate as a penis. It would literally break before entering. So, if there was any anal penetration of Jaden by Jackie Chan, it was 100% consensual.

the 2nd half could've benefited from another actor (it gets a bit more serious at the end, and my man W. Smith just doesnt deliver)

>/r/funny
>reddit comment is good source of information
yeah, i'm the Queen of England btw

It's a fake tweet, you gullible idiot, this is the only tweet that shows up about Jackie in the last few years:

twitter.com/officialjaden/status/718236787081142273

why would jackie rape a nigger that would give him aids

that guy is kind of overreacting tho. And you know how reddit is about contrarian redpill stories and their circlejerk

citation needed

>he likes the establishment chinese gov
>mainlander chinks hate him
>doesn't give two shits about them
all the more reason to love the madman

>his mother was supposed to marry tupac
no... say isnt so

seems pretty based. i guess him supporting the commies openly is better than him virtue signaling. he knows he needs the chinese government support.

Because then he could spread Sauersand blame niggers whilst doing it.

Jayden still at it with the tweets eh?

I meant spread Sauersand then blame the niggers.

>he likes a government that bans porn, hates non chinese and dissapears journalists and "controversial" people (i.e 99% of the people on this site if they were Chinese) If you are a mindless peasant who's never seen a fridge before, China is awesome. If not, it's a mindless consumerist shithole.

>shanghai hookers
as if he didn't just fuck his hot sidekicks in the films he starred, directed and produced.

can't imagine him scoring that hot hungarian puss from armor of god though, although it very well happened

>And again friendo male rape does not exist.

dudes rape dudes in prison ALL THE TIME. it's all they ever do.

youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0

Got your hands bound,
And your head down
And your eyes closed
You look so precious now

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
Shit blood and cum on my hands
I've come round full circle

Does it seem to anyone else like Jaden is a lot dumber than Will? Like a lot lot?

>throws his own blood under the bus
>shits on america even though they're the only reason he's so famous
>shits on liberal western values despite his bullshit monologue in Shanghai Nights about how the west is superior
>Throws his own people under the bus for his own glory because he's too much of a pussy to stand up for HK unlike based Chow Yun Fat.

Jackie Cuck is a glorified performing monkey who is only remarkable because of his parlor tricks. He's nothing compared to actual kino actors like Chow Yun Fat or Stephen Chow.

why doesn't he cut to the chase and just tweet NOTICE ME over and over? it'd be easier. he could assign it to a single button on his phone and just hold it down.

Jackie always OK!

he grew up poor in british hk you dolt. he experienced crime and lawlessness firsthand, almost got into drug and triads, etc. he finally sees his homeland being controlled by his people and he likes it, so what? who cares if he thinks that safety is more important than freedom, he's not american.

Older Jaden / Big Willy Jr looks based

>rape in jails
How many times do I have to say it to you, RAPE does NOT exist in the MALE world. The only way rape exist is when a MAN rapes a WOMAN! GET it through you fucking skull.

>>mainlander chinks hate him

Good. Mainlanders are literally soulless insects.

i would fuck his daughter

amen brother. especially if you know the pain of some cunt thinking you're one of them

>mindless consumerist

Spotted a maoist salty about China now being the most capitalist major country in the world.

>as if he didn't just fuck his hot sidekicks in the films
Ayoooo what yo doin' Lee. Don' be sticking that egg roll all up in me. Lee, you crazy ass mothufucka? LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

raised by retards. hipster scientology-tier retards

kek

his daughter looks like chris smoove

This kid capitalizes more than Germans

his mother is dumb as a rock

Home schooling + rich parents + growing up in the public eye + probably never being told you're wrong about anything = bratty little cunt who thinks the world revolves around him. It's not that hard.

A Chinaman putting his dick in a nigger? Are you insane?

Yeah, I want to see Will dead too.

>this triggers the Sup Forumsirgin

youtube.com/watch?v=N9Ae0h2pd78
So what's this?

Jaden is /ourguy/ though

fucking mudshark

>dudes rape dudes in prison ALL THE TIME
Only in American prisons, for some reason they're obsessed with it.

1/10 for rising to an obvious troll, btw.

That fucking shitnigger?
No.

>>Sup Forums

begone

>Will seems like a pretty cool guy
theres your problem

I don't get this picture, can someone explain please?

>imagine being the son of the wokest rapper ever instead of some jigaboo uncle tom who never swore while rapping
That's not how child birth works.

...

They were just born in different generations, user

>a penis-eating gender fluid getting diddled by a mildly retarded chink

troll or not, all he did was voice act one guy

You're an idiot. Smith was good

>linking directly to reddit
Eat shit, fucker. You morons don't even have any shame anymore.

2pac was a fuccboi studio gangster pile of garbage. Literally /r9k/ tier.

Mom’s a well known dyke and dad is a well known closet fag.

Conflict creates character and will smith actually went through life and had life lessons and experience. Jaden grew up rich isolated in his Dad's mansion and he gets everything he wants.
>Oh I want an anime about me and my friends can you do that daddy Hey daddy I want to be in a movie can you find a movie for me?

And so was Tupac

nothing wrong about any of these

>2Pac was a woke rapper

that was after he moved to LA and became Suge's fuckhole. Before that he was just a little beta and wrote jada poetry. She probably denied him, he moved to LA, and became "thug"