>average textbook used in hogwarts - costs 3 galleons >magical owl, a lifetime companion - costs 6 galleons >magical wand made out of unicorn horn and phoenix feathers sold by the most prestigious wand maker in the whole world - costs 7 galleons >a single fucking beer in a pub in Hogsmeade - costs 1 galleon
really? how in the fuck does that even compute?
Matthew Hill
also which one would you choose if you were harry potter?
Jackson Cook
The one on the right got BLACKED in the 6th movie. Harry Potter is disgusting
Carter Jackson
Even outlining the tax policy of Hogwarts wouldn't have saved one of the dullest franchises in history.
>"a-at least butterbeer has alchohol in it, right?"
Lincoln Collins
The white one because I'm not a fucking race traitor.
Blake Flores
what was the inflation rate in harry potter world? it'd one of the staples of economic and without knowing it, nothing related to economics can't even be discussed. JK couldn't possibly be such a hack to never disclose it?
Austin Campbell
Magic will fuck up economy big time. The ability to create things out of thin air will do that and worse to prices.
Grayson Mitchell
Actually one of the rules explicitly stated in the book was the you can't clone food so maybe that's why food and beverages are so expensive
Daniel Murphy
You shouldn't expect to find any common logic in one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Jackson Fisher
Was waiting for this
Noah Smith
For what? I don't want half asian kids so id go for cho as my slampiece while at hogwarts but ginny for marriage and breeding.
Caleb Cooper
atlas shrugged makes me laugh every time. garbage book and garbage ideology for garbage people.
Brody Walker
the only things Ginny has going for her is you know her family's fertile and you're getting back at Ron for betraying you twice
Brayden Foster
this is one of the best troll images i've ever seen. everyone will find both something they completely agree with and something they completely disagree with in here.
Leo Rogers
>a work of fiction has some unrealistic flaws in it Eh.
>lifetime companion A snowy owl lives about 28 years.
Sebastian Anderson
either textbooks and beer are really fucking expensive in the wizard world, or owls and wands are cheap as fuck
I like the idea of wizards dropping $100 on a pint desu
Ethan Allen
>I like the idea of wizards dropping $100 on a pint desu why, do you not enjoy a cold one with the boys every now and then?
Aaron Stewart
where did you get this pic? i cant find any of her
Parker Cox
*warm
Isaac Perez
The magic owls in the book are immortal
Matthew Wright
Holy fuck. They're probably the biggest tits I've ever seen on an Asian aside from pornstar gals. Fuck me. I'd do her in a heart beat.
John James
you think harry potter cares about such earthly things like tits?
Lucas Rodriguez
solid
no, i like the idea that wizard laws are so convoluted and arcane that somehow beers end up costing $100 each
Evan Campbell
It was written by a woman.
That's the answer to a lot of questions like this. Like "why have a game where whoever catches a tiny flying ball is worth fifteen times what scoring a goal is, thus rendering everyone else playing the actual game and trying to score goals meaningless".
Charles Wood
>rowling >not a hack who is incapable of understanding economics Hence why Tolkien never had a tax plan for his fantasy world, and that George R.R. Martin quote is fucking retarded.
Hunter Perez
atlas shrugged is a bad book with bad ideology. stop this meme
Thomas Diaz
but in one of the books during the world cup the team that caught the snitch lost because the other one scored too many times