Would you work as a guard in a meta-human prison?

Would you work as a guard in a meta-human prison?

how much am i paid?
what is the likelihood of serious injury?
what sort of social securities am i provided?
will any of the problems that arise be insured?
does the job have special requirements or is just anyone allowed to have the job?

>how much am i paid?
Well. Great if you're crooked.
>what is the likelihood of serious injury?
Moderate
>what sort of social securities am i provided?
Medical/Life Insurance, Retirement, and Dental Plan.
>will any of the problems that arise be insured?
Yes.
>does the job have special requirements or is just anyone allowed to have the job?
Degree, background check, physical fitness requirement.

>Pay
You'd be paid a lot for guarding some of the most dangerous scum in the world.

>Injury Risk

Likelihood of serious injury is high.

>Insurances

Life and health insurance would of course be provided.

>Requirments

None, you'd take what you'd get when the job is this dangerous.

A degree sounds like a bit much for a guard job, don't you think?

How about a 2 year associate degree?

That sounds better.

Depends, would I get my own personal amazonian slave?

These are important and high profile people you are guarding.

Only if you want them to escape and blow your brains our with your own gun.

I'd work anywhere but Arkham. Fuck that place.

And a degree helps you guard them how?

Just pop one in Joker when no one's looking and you'll be fine.

Understand the security systems and technology involved in the prison from the temperature control of fire and ice villains to the air filtration system involved with airborn toxins and poisons. Are you yuropoor and not know what an associate degree is?

oh, welp

Poor bastards didn't fuck her hard enough to break her and now they're paying the price.

>implying that bat guy won't come after me for killing his clown lover
Why don't I just take a shit in the middle of the Flash Museum while I'm at it?

Great idea.

>mfw guarding outside Killer Frost's cell
Everyday I wonder of it'd be worth it.

Eobard pls

Will I get fancy high-tech gear to deal with the meta inmates? Or just a gun and a taser? I'm not sure if I want the job without some kind of advantage over the inmates. Can't really keep order.

Wouldn't they be drugged and brainwashed?

If the inmates escape they'd end up using said high-tech gear after offing your ass.

Yeah but at least I can FEEL cool before I die. I don't care what happens to you faggots if i'm dead.

I hope a crazed amazon rapes your corpse.

I already wouldn't work in a regular prison.

nut up, pussy

Shit niggy it's not like it matters what happens to my corpse, i'm fuckin dead, I don't feel things when i'm dead.

That amazon is feeling your cock.

>Guaranteed death
I'm good senpai

You at least get to body search super villainousses before the inevitable riot.

Well, you pop the Joker and only then you take a shit in the Flash Museum. You watch as the hilarity ensues when Batman and Flash argue over who gets to bring you in.

They show what happens to Frost's guards

It tends to not end well.

Secret Six had a pretty disappointing ending.

Killer Frost deserved to die, desu.

But she didn't. She instead killed all the guards and escaped.

This is what happens to guards in supervillain prisons. At least with Frost it's over quickly and you probably dont have to feel it. If you're lucky you get a kiss before you're dead too.

Would I have a chance to go full Harley for a villain?

Yes.

I'd break them all out

Yeah okay Bane

Question.
What do I do if someone drops the soap?

Do i have powers?
I hate when they have a villain prison that's staffed by normal fucks Not even power armor does anyone any good in a prison

Turn the other cheek as that inmate gets assraped.

Hahahaha, no. Have fun!

The asscheek?

nah, avert your eyes from the impending super rape

>be nice to the villains
>you don't get killed as violently during the inevitable breakout
>you even got to touch Bane's chest

Man, that doggo looks hilarious