So how'd she get the part?

So how'd she get the part?

shes jewish. for real.

Post yfw Lara is now a ftm tranny.

pure talent, goy

Just imagine...

Sucked a few knobs to get the job

kek it would have to be so much higher in budget

way too fat. and her face is too cherub-like and chubby

Sure as hell didn't give them titfucks.

Boobs are sexist, shitlord.

Breasts are sexist

So I don't get it, is she Jewish? I thought Swedes where the whitest looking people and she looks swarthy.

They'll cast someone as flat as a board to play a character who was notorious for her boobs, but we'll never see a John Goodman Superman.

Sad!

literally perfect. are you sure you're not a homosexual ?

...

Wasn't she one of Harvey's new girls before shit went down?

just post the /ss/ webms already

Norwegians and Danes dirtied their DNA-pools with all the thralls in the Viking Age, but Sweden got pretty much all their Jews during WWII. I guess Jewish.

DAS A BINGO

DUDE BOOBS LMAO

Some jew has awful taste.

?

by being a talented actress!

>he hasn't had a flat chest rub

Most female martial arts masters have chests bigger than their stomachs.

>This girl's parents are both ethnic Swedes

Not buying it.

>calling somebody else a homo because they don't like a twink

could be the usual irony but Sup Forums's taste is so bad I'm not sure

Is naizuri not a meme? I love DFC but this sounds like a really weird request to a girl.

desu its both. i have a huge dfc fetish but i would assume im in the minority of men

>is too cherub-like and chubby
so shes perfect to play a British person.

No idea.

It's awful casting, even regarding her physiacl impairments.

Can Daddario do a British accent?

It's not too late to save the sequel.

Her tits are too big.

Who cares about the British accent? If they don't care about her big fat titties why does the accent matter?

>lara should be played by a typical bong
Its called Tomb Raider not Pub Crawler

She's part finnish mongol, also swedes love tanning

>krager
>faggot comment
wow i'm shocked

>Alicia

Her mother is some degree Askhenazi Jewish.
I don't know why someone would complain about her being Lara Croft, she is gorgeous.

see

>casting a yank when Hayley Atwell and Gemma Arterton exist

i still hit it all damn day ;)

>Her mother is some degree Askhenazi Jewish.

I could be wrong, I just assume so because of the name as it is a very typical name among Scandinavian Jews (there are very few) and not among the general population.

her boobs in the raise of the tomb raider (right pic) is considered small for tomb raider

This chick is exactly how i imagine a real life Astolfo would look like

She looks very tired.

Literally the most important requirement of the role.
Because it's the second most important requirement of the role
They are obese though, and she's meant to be fit.

>They are obese though, and she's meant to be fit.
at least they have boobs and hips and vagene. also if they wanted they could lose weight with the professional help

OH NO NO NO NO....

*breathes in

Daddario has better tits and is already in shape. You can fake accents easily.

She's not as British looking as them though.