>ASMR can't be kin-
ASMR can't be kin-
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Andrew White
utbe tv now?
Luke Wright
She's actually pretty good at asmr. Just watching her I feel like my brain is being massaged.
Gabriel Price
You're suppose to jerk off to this stuff right?
Easton White
Uuuuuh
Adrian Rivera
No. You're suppose to angle back and just let her voice get you to a state of relaxation.
Easton Brown
does she take her titties out
Blake Anderson
Yeah she motorboats you with them as part of the true asmr experience.
Parker Long
>"Gee, thanks, uh, girl with pleasing countenance... this made me feel, um, very tingly and stimulated. Please make more of these."
^How ASMR was born.
Matthew Garcia
It can be kino, OP.
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Austin Gomez
>ASMR can't be kin—
Joshua Collins
It'd be really interesting to see the statistical breakdown with these ASMR thots.
My guess:
62% Wanking
11% ASMR
27% Going to sleep
Jaxson Lewis
No that's the JOI videos. Go check em out on pornhub.
Benjamin Hill
ASMR is easily the most retarded thing humanity has come up with so far.
Jayden Lewis
haha yeah user it's so dumb hey we fit in right? It's so stupid to appreciate another human doing something lol sounds and stuff? Bunch of mumbo jumbo so dumb am I cool?
Isaiah Jackson
Goddamn I hate whispering.
Makes me wanna yell at them to speak up.
Evan Peterson
These are supposed to be audio based, so why do the girls get all dolled up and shit for it?
Matthew Hughes
I'm sure whatever you wrote made sense and point in your head.
Carson Robinson
God I want to fuck her so bad
Juan Butler
what the fuck, that's actually ... um
William Morris
Based /ourgirl/ Jeny on ASMR faggotry:
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Cameron Reyes
Visual triggers also exist, and sometimes reinforce the sound itself, eg brushing, etc. Sense of proximity and stuff, hand movements also do it, although sounds do it more for me most of the time.
David Walker
I hate these. It's basically girls revelling in the fact that not only are they visually attractive, but even their fucking voices can effect men in powerful ways. And they *know* how hot they are, which makes it worse for some reason.
Angel Hernandez
Yeah the point is you're a faggot now frick off
Xavier Powell
Honestly I think people way over exaggerate the amount of people who masturbate to ASMR. It's just not arousing. I have seen the youtube comments section but I think that's just show casing the pajeets and incels who actually do.
ASMR has been the best sleep aid I've ever encountered. The problem for me, and probably heaps of others, is that tapping on plastic or rubbing brushes against things just doesn't do it. I need that feeling of someone breathing or whispering near your neck. And when you listen to a guy doing that even though it's not sexual it just feels so gross. So there is this major market for girls to whisper in a microphone, I'm a willing customer. All the role play shit is just extra I guess, I'd prefer if they just read out of a book or something.
Aaron Ward
Yfw you realized ASMR stands for "autistic sluts make retarded stuff"
Samuel White
Joi video when ?
Gabriel Kelly
Blake Long
Not sure you've ever experienced the actual effect of ASMR before, but its not just about the audio, its about the closeness of the other person. Most people get the reaction when get their haircut or medically examined or something similar. Its the physical proximity mixed with the gentle voice. So mix that soothing voice with a pleasant appearance. It just enhances the whole thing.
Kayden Foster
Men can do asmr too. Just attractive women benefit from being easy on the eyes, theres actually a shortage of decent looking asmr artists. Most are filthy crazys.
Jason White
>joifags
Leo Diaz
That's pretty pathetic. Just get a girlfriend, faggot.
Carter Price
How do I get autistic Jewish gf?
Jonathan Jackson
but she's done one b-before...
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Jose Hill
>Implying Jenny's function as a girl on youtube isn't essentially the same as that of ASMR girls: girlfriend simulator and fap material.
Anthony Gutierrez
youtube comments are 90% exemplary normals and
>when you listen to a guy doing that even though it's not sexual it just feels so gross
is just a tacit admission
Bentley Roberts
HERR DOKTOR IST HIER
Ayden Campbell
Way off:
62% Girlfriend simulator
11% ASMR
27% Going to sleep/Wanking
ASMR is the gf simulator and comedy podcasts are the friend simulator. Do you even sperg, bro?
James Martin
Its definately just the sound. The appearance and behaviour of the person compliments it.
Thats why all the dirty whores and drag queen looking scum ruin it. They miss the point competely because they are attention whores.
Dylan Gonzalez
I like how Agatha sometimes does her makeup in a way that makes her look like an elf that just got violently throatfucked.
Matthew Butler
They can but wtf honestly listens or cares about it
Hudson Taylor
There's a big difference between JOI videos and Jerk Off Encouragement videos.
Ethan Watson
The evolution of camwhoring
>getting naked on camera
>vlogging naked
>vlogging clothed
>playing videogames fully clothed
>literally just being on camera and producing some random noise
Whats next? A static image and a donation button?
Xavier Ross
I don't personally watch any asmr with a mans face visible but ive watched the ones where they play with cards and stuff like that.
Joshua Sanchez
>JOI and JOE.
BR 2049 is truly a modern masterpiece
Luis Sanders
not to mention cei videos :^)
Dylan Morgan
My mind just fucking exploded
Owen Brown
First introduction I ever had to ASMR was a guy doing a series of tutorial videos for Dwarf Fortress. His voice was so relaxing I started to get the effect.
Learned how to effectively farm plump helmets and got chilled out all at once.
Ethan Ward
>cei videos
Anthony Clark
You people are pathetic. Just get a girlfriend.
Colton Gomez
>modern women are disgusting abrasive whores
>surprised when people enjoy watching women being pleasant.
People pay good money for this sort of thing irl.
On a side note ive listened to female asmr artists i like speak normally and i cant stand it. Asmr is how women should talk normally.
Justin Baker
I had them as a kid, could even provoke them myself sometimes in class. Thinking of going to the nurse and getting my heart checked would do it. Now I can't I'm too fucking stressed.
Zachary Phillips
Dimitri and his tibetan bowl shit is pretty cool. But I can't watch any other videos with guys in them. Men whispering to you for sustained periods of time just feels really unsettling and not at all relaxing.
Kayden Barnes
That's a really really bad Macbeth reading, I am embarrassed desu
Ryder Phillips
t. heated tourist
Jackson White
true. MRE unboxing asmr and other unboxings is the only male asmr that interests me.
Jordan Williams
t. faggot virgin who can't get a girl and resorts to this subhuman trash
Jordan Cox
t. failed normie
go back
Lucas Perez
Let's see your girlfriend, stud.
Also, I'm seeing a couple girls, but I'll always look at porn at come to stupid places like this.
Joshua Gutierrez
I like when she purrs in this. I want her to gently purr into my balls.
Jose Hall
t. soycuck
sure thing, buddy
Matthew Foster
...
Jordan Peterson
wtf
Wyatt Sanchez
Nathaniel Fisher
Fucking losers.
Elijah Diaz
>I like how Agatha sometimes does her makeup in a way that makes her look like an elf that just got violently throatfucked.
Thomas Evans
Did you scare her away? You goys got to stop scaring away asmr ladies.
Leo Rogers
This guy I'm responding to btw - the guy who is always pushing 'soy' all over Sup Forums - is a legitimate pedophile who also does all the c*nnyspam. He's also behind all the racebait threads plastered here.
Luke Watson
Only ASMR that is good ASMR is unintentional
Charles Phillips
t. soyboy
Lincoln Gutierrez
Here are some GF simulators I found
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Leo Ross
>Every super hot asmr artists disappears.
The latest one I know of was super sexy. Just stopped posting for the entire year.
Chase Mitchell
softygaloshes is annoying reddit faced cunt. Can't stand seeing her stupid dishonest face.
Anthony Lee
You obviously don't get stimulated by it. When I listen to that stuff (even just sounds of skin being brushed), it feels orgasmic. Not in a sexual way though.
Tyler Moore
lol
Thomas Williams
It would be better if she wasn't whispering. The voice is quiet, but the pitch has remained the same so it's annoying.
Joseph Williams
holy fuck lol, mastermind if he knew
William Ortiz
This is very sad.
Nathaniel Young
I think most people under 25 can't experience it. Thats my hunch. They are too wound up and impatient.
Angel Cox
Not really. It's nice sounds to have buzzing through your head as you do other things. I'm making art right now.
Aiden Sanchez
>no cherry crush
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Brayden Sanders
>one asmr artist basically made a sex simulation video disguised as something else
>she got "abuse" and shut down the video
>puts it back up later with no comments.
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Camden Anderson
this is so fucking pathetic
Justin Morris
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Connor Butler
>larp-normie sperg with behavioral problems who yells at other spergs about how normal and definitely not emotionally damaged he is
protip: it's not working.
Joshua Kelly
OH NO NO NO
Jordan Phillips
>roastie mad she will never get the easy (you) life of an asmr artist
Xavier James
No, pathetic is, say, stalkers, who spend years obsessing someone they actually worship and really jealously believe in, the whole time pretending they don't.
Eli Richardson
>tfw know a hot qt youtuber
>started ignoring her
>she think im stalking her
>joke is im not.
Chase Williams
this is literally nothing. stop posting here if you think this is too much because this is soft waiting room muzak compared to the screeching autism you can find around here if you really look
even the normies love this crap. you'd have to be new as fuck to freak over something this benign.
Jonathan Williams
Blake Cruz
Its a jealous femanon. Most of the abuse asmr artists get is from psycho femanons.
Mason Adams
Not if you have insomnia.
Austin Powell
This is literally all soyboys fault.
Who the fuck pays these bitches when porn is free
Jack Thompson
I don't get it.
Wyatt Gonzalez
porn is for cucks. You soyboy.
Oliver Mitchell
Ephemeral Rift is absolute kino.
Eli Anderson
Soap carving is ASMR kino lads
Asher Edwards
>drift off to sleep listening to Rena Sage signing a lullaby
>comfy.jpg
>headphones come out and it starts playing full blast
>family hear and laugh
Nicholas Gutierrez
I prefer her videos with cock and anal