Theater Mischief

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Nasty fuckers.

>fuckers

Are you implying it took multiple people to draw a dick with feces on a bathroom stall?

CLEAN IT WAGIE

>tfw you don't tip the theatre wagie when he changes your diapee

>and the wagecuck actually did it

Looks like they haven't found the main course yet.

*quits your place of employment*

What now?

well he IS a redditor

Reddit loves hot, smelly shit. Haven't you seen the front page? :)

>I have shit all over my hands now
>Take that cleaner

Definition of a self own

>he thinks we used our hands

oh no no no

>wips ass
>shit on toilet paper
>wipe toilet paper on wall
oh no man I got my hands all covered in shit oh no bro you got me
Wagies are so dumb they haven't even evolved the ability to use tools yet.

that's a LOT of shit though. like at least 1.5 wwhole turds worth just smeared on the wall.
I think he pooped into his hand with toilet paper on it

Y tho?

You can't exactly tell your friends without looking like a fucking weirdo.

He pooped into the toilet, reached in and picked it up with toilet paper covered hands, then used it like a pencil

>not having poopy doopy mischief buddies

In public places I always shit all over the bowl and sometimes on the floor.
I also piss everywhere.
In the cinema itself I unload most of my trash and shove it during the movie under the seat

What kind of shitlets do you take? That's like only .3 courics of poo on the wall

Well if the cinema is smart they'll stop showing the movie that was so bad the guy had to do this in protest.

based

>Working a minimum wage theater job
>Actually cleaning it up like a bitch.
I'd be ollie outie if a manager told me to even touch that literal shit.

The sad thing is the wage fuck drone actually cleaned it up

This the kind of stuff that slowly turns drones into Sup Forums

I did this because the movie was shit :)

and after wiping my ass I throw the used toilet paper on the ground, wageslaves can pick it up.
Pick up my shit and earn that dollar wagecuck

>not using the pooglue to make a toilet paper picture on the wall

youd think a person would start thinking about where he is in life and if this is really worth doing half way into drawing a cock on a public toilet stall wall with your own shit

Thanks for the idea, I do it next time

Its funny because some wageslave has to clean it up.

his job is to clean shit of course he cleaned it.

is it possible to be too devilish?

He should have wrote

"Stop cleaning shit." With a serious frown face next to it

You just know it was a beaner

I‘m white and I always write with poop on the walls in public restrooms

56ers arent white

This thread is absolutely degenerate and if you have used your own feces as a writing utensil at any point in your life you need to kill yourself

>GOT YOU SCUMBAG

>complains about stupid people
>posts a tumblr .gif

neck yourself brainlet

Why do you hate creativity?

The fuck is going on in that webm?

>be proud of being a neet living in his parent’s basement
>despising numales

Sup Forums is full of contradictions

>looks down
>looks back up
>dude is right in his shit now
interkekked

Actual autism. Just look at the guy, he's clearly disabled in some way, got confused probably

what the hell is happening here

no its not, its just disgusting

He's semi-retarded and he's going to try an steal that guys phone.

t. buttmad wagie

If you're 10.

>4channers: shit on public bathroom walls
>Redditors: clean it up

smearing your shit everywhere puts you on the same level as a monkey. oh wait you're an amerimutt so its pretty much the same thing

Gonna write "Not My Luke" in shit at my local theatre bathrooms. Gonna start a movement.

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>be janny
>anytime theres a serious mess like shit everywhere we just call in some other experts and dont have to touch it ourselves

Job is chill as fuck t/bh

so where are these experts on Sup Forums, mister janny?

youtube.com/watch?v=wljpvltb43s

do it

Person shitting locked himself in, called a sliding latchsmith.

MODS

when I worked in a movie theatre, way back when, anything bathroom/shit related was a no go for regular staff, they would just lock the stall and let the people actually paid to clean it deal with it over night

so sucks to be this person, I guess

>tfw coprophobia

Cleaning a public restroom is not the same job requirement as cleaning up human shit from surfaces and you actually need to hire a special cleaner with a license to declare areas clean after having BLOOD or SHIT on them.

You should make your boss aware of this.

That's nasty, but not so hard.
If you ever had to clean after your pet, then it's the same thing.
But I guess that's to be expected from Amerifat children who don't know how to clean anything.

>degenerate

Why? By shaming, mocking and demeaning minimum-wageslaves, we are encouraging them to work harder and aspire to loftier positions. We are helping them. Heard of tough love?

I dont know but i sure as hell wouldnt sign up to be the guy cleaning up emergencies. Wouldnt surprise me if its the same people they call for crime scenes.

lmao i did that
glad to see that wagie cleaned it up like a good boy

>be lactose intolerant
>know it creates huge diarrhoea the next day
>deliberately eat a big lasagne the night before drinking several pints of milk
>go to theatre and let slip the dogs of war

This is dumpster monster from Mulholland Drive level frightening

>poo poo pencil

>>be lactose intolerant
Lmao nigger

faggot deserves this for using the handicap stall.

when i was a kid i would crawl beneath the door and lock on the inside so i guess he was doing that and just shut down

Whiter than you my friend did a 23andme and 100% European 98% Northern European.

>did a 23andme
lmao fell for the cia ruse now they have your entire genetic makeup

If you're lactose intolerant, your results were wrong, you can't be white and allergic to milk.

The police already do and I don't even live in America.

wew

sure thing albino
go back to africa

Says the mutt

hahaha im gonna be drinking ur mummys breast milk right about now
suck it nigga

Not with an asshole lije that

>proves himself wrong by posting a map

nice job

>tfw the theater security use their DNA database to track down the poo to you
I can't handle another 12 months in the mines lads

Those cost money, a business isn't going to bother spending money on something their minimum wage idiots can do

That's why you grow the poo in a vat

i can drink milkies just fine compared to your milky-less ass haha get owned

t. Never had a minimum wage job

In reality, if you pull that shit, they find an excuse to fire you and hire someone else who isn't squeamish.

>audience laughs at stupid joke
>wait 2 seconds
>loudly laugh mockingly HEEE HAAAA HAAA HURRR
What's your guys theater shenanigans?
>when someone gets up to leave as the credits roll loudly say MAN I HEARD THERE'S A GREAT AFTER CREDITS SCENE without knowing if there even is one at all
>stop and tie my shoe at the bottom of the stadium seating stairs clogging the exit
>ask people to pick up their trash (even funnier if I saw they didn't even have any snack or drink) and stand in their aisle waiting for them to pick up floor trash
>ask people behind me if they'd like me to read the subtitles for them because I do a really good deep narrator voice
>warn people in advance that a funny part is coming up
>loudly point out people who didn't wash their hands when coming out of the bathroom into the main lobby
>shake hands with the concession worker on the way out and tell them I enjoyed the movie

Australian detected

>this image
>mutts were never a leftpol mem-

I bet you are a 56% nigger ape

based 56% poster

Any theater employee who complains about cleaning literal shit hasn't worked there long enough. Cleaning shit, piss, blood, puke, and semen are inevitable and are a rite of passage. I will say I'm always surprised I put up with that horrible job for so long. but now I work in the corporate office and it's the easiest and most fun job on the planet and I get paid really well so whatever

you fucking piece of shit. I have to clean this shit up. Pathetic excuse for a human.

CLEAN IT UP WAGEY

Don't forget condoms and tampons left on the seats

you realize a lot of places have one stall in the mens room right, and by default that stall has to be handicap.

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>slide under door when someone is taking a shit
>they're confused as fuck
>unlock door
>steal their phone and run
>they don't chase you because their pants are down and they got shit in their arse

What Bollywood movie was playing ?

Ok this one clearly shit into his hands.