OI BRUV. WIN'T IT BE RIGHT PROPPA WICKED IF SOME GUNMAN STARTED SHOOTING FAMOUS PEOPLE WIF A NEW GUN, RIGHT? BUT HEAR ME OUT-- THE NEW GUN WAS GIVEN TO THE HITMAN BY THE GUN COMPANY TO INCREASE PUBLICITY FOR THEIR NEW WEAPON.
PHWOAAAAAAR, THAT'S SOMEFING TA THINK ABOUT, INNIT?
AN'- AN' AT THE END, THE GUNMAN GETS TAKEN DOWN BY THE SHERIFF'S TRUSTY OLD PEACEMAKER.
WOULN'T TIT TA BE SOMEFING TO MAKE YOU THINK, INNIT BRUV?
COR BLIMEY.
WHAT IF YOUR LOIFE WAS A VIDEOGAME?
HERE M8 OIV GOT A SMASHIN OIDEA, WHAT IF ME MUM WAS AN EMAIL AN YOU PUT THE OL COW IN THE TASH FOLDA. WHAT A PALARVA AT WOULD BE!
OI M8 IVE GOTTEN IDEAR. ITD BE ROIT PROPER IF LOIK YEW TOOB HAD A COMPETITION FER YE TA GET ALL BEFAMOUSED N SUCH OI? BUT LOIK TA DO IT YE HAD TA SELL YER SOUL TA THE TECH COMPANY ANNIT TERNS OUT IZ REALLY SATAN THATD BE A RIGHT KICK TO THE YARBLES EH?
EY LAD YE LIKE YER SMART PHONE DO YE? WOT IF LOIK WHEN YE TERN OFF YER SMART PHONE YE CEASE TE EXIST BUT LOIK YE LOST THE CHARGER? TWIST BEIN' YER MISSUS HID IT TE GET RID OF YA, DODGY BIRD
OI OI LISTEN UP LADS WAT IF THERE WAS THIS MENTAL GAY HATER YEAH, BUT IS PHONE WAS A PROPER QUEER, TOTAL NONCE YEAH, AN EVERY TOIME ‘E TOOK A FOTO FOR ‘IS MISSUS OR WHATEVER IT PUT A BIG COCK IN IS MOUTH
FINK OF OW MENTAL HE’D BE, COR
WOT IF PEOPLE PUT THEIR MINDS IN DOGS, YEH?
...BUT THEN THE DOG REBELLED AND NOW HE TOOK OVER YOUR HUMAN BODY WITH A DOG MIND?
WOT IF ME MIND WAS TREANSFERRED INTO AN EMAIL, BUT DELETED BY THE FAT LEZZA THAT DONT KNOW OW TO USE THE FACKIN THING?!
WOT IF LOIK YER REDDIT UPVOTES WUZ LIKE RUNNIN' FER THE OFFICE OF PROIM MINISTA N LOIK A LAD HAD A RIPPIN' FEW COMMENTS N HADDA MOVE INTA DOWNING STREET BUT HE WUZNT WANTIN IT?
WOT IF YER SMART APPLIANCES DINT WANNA WORK WOULD THEY BE SLAVES
WOT IF YER COMPUTAH TOOK YER BITCOINS N BOUGHT A GUN TO SHOOT YE WIF? BUT IT RECONSIDERS N SHOOTS ITSELF AT THE LAST MINNIT COS YEW DINT LUVVIT ENUF? ALSO PLOT TWIST M8 THE COMPUTAH'S A MUZZY
OI BEAR WIV ME, WAT IF A PACK OV GIPPOS FROM THE LOT TOOK UR NAN AND SHAGGED HER BUT IT WAZ RLY VR PAKIS
Best one so far
WAT IF IN HOGWARTS BUT YOU HAVE A MAGIKAL SHOOTER STUDENT MASSACARE LIKE COLUMBUINE
WAT IF HARRY AND RON WENT TO THE LIBRARY AND TURNED THE WANDS ON THEMSELVES
WAT IF A PAIR OF FIT BIRDS APROACHED U AT THE PUB FOR A BIT OF A SHAG BUT WHEN U GO TO THEIR PLACE THEYZ TURN OUT TO BE A BLOKE WITH A WILLY
FACK ME LADS WAT IF ANYONE COULD BE FACKIN PRI MINSTA AN ALL THAT BUT IS WAS BY INTANET VOTE YEAH, SO ANY CANT COULD VOTE FOR ANY OVA CANT
IMAGINE YOU GOT VOTED IN BUT YOU WAS ABOUT A GO TO MARBELLA WIF THE MISSUS YOUD BE PROPER STEAMIN FACK ME MAKES YOU FINK
CORRR. FACK ME DEAD
WOT IF TWITTER CAUSED THE ARAB SPRING
WOT IF YOUR DOG WAS A SAMSUNG
My S3 download were 5gb each but I'm only seeing uploads of S4 for 1-2 GB per episode, is that all there is or am I looking in the wrong places?
PHWOAR
WHADDYA THINK WOULD 'APPEN THEN?
This is the best meme of 2018 so far
You not on HDBITS.ORG or BROADCASTHE.NET lad?
WOT IF INSTEAD OF BARKING IT RANG AND WHEN YOU ANSWERED YOU HEARD DISTANT WOOF NOISES AND IT TURNED OUT YOUR DOG WAS TRYING TO WAKE YOU FROM A COMA
Can someone explain this guy's meme to me ? these threads sound funny but i dont understand how they started. Is it something he said?
WOT IF IN THE FUTURE WE HAD TOASTERS BUT
BUT
WHAT IF THESE TOASTERS USED TIME TRAVEL TECHNOLOGY TO STEAL THE HEAT FROM CONCENTRATION CAMP CREMATORIUMS DURING WW2 SO THAT EVERYTIME SOMEONE USED A TOASTER THEY WERE ACTUALLY BURNING THE CORPSES OF JEWS TO MAKE THEIR TOAST NOICE AND CRISP MATE
PHOOAAARRR WHAT A CONCEPT YA CUNT
P-PHWOAAAAAAAR
OI LAD WOT IF YER PHONE WUS EVIL
WOT IF WE UPLOADED REFUGEES TO THE CLOUD?
WOT IF HOLLAND WAS A THUMB DRIVE?
Watch black mirror, specifically season 4
BLIMEY MATE, WOT IF YER MUM WOULD DIE INNER SLEEP TONIGHT IF YOU DIDN'T REPLY TO THIS POST? PROPA CORKER INNIT?
His show is pseudo intellectual drivel under the guise of science-fiction and now people have clocked on to his work being utterly unoriginal and overly politicized
WOT IF EVERYONE WORSHIPPED THE FINAL COMPUTER THAT EXISTED BECAUSE IT DEVELOPED A.I BUT THEN SOME PEOPLE WANTED TO DESTROY IT FOR SOME REASON THEN IT LET IT BE DESTROYED SO EVERYONE COULD BE FREE FROM TECH BUT THEN IT CAME BACK 3 DAYS LATER BECAUSE PEOPLE REALISED THAT NOT ALL TECH IS BAD AND WE NEED IT TO ADVANCE HUMANITY JUST NOT TINDER INNIT
OI, LADS...
WOT IF EVERYTIME YOU HAD A BIT OF THE CHEEKY SEX, YOU NEEDED TO FILL OUT SOME PAPERWORK IN CASE A BABY GETS BORN.
PROPPA MAD CONCEPT, BEEN BANGIN' AROUN' IN ME DOME FOR THE PAST COUPLE DAYS NOW. NEARLY SPLIT ME HEAD.
No, don't have a private site and don't know how to get referred, I generally don't have to except in this case
1-2 GB per ep is too small
Yeah Charlie. Back to the Future III is one of my favourites too...
lol public tracker cuck
WOT IF EVERYTIME YOU FILL OUT A CAPTCHA, YOU'RE ACTUALLY HELPIN' OUT THE GOVERNMENT COORDINATE DRONE STRIKES ON POLITICAL DISSENTERS, UNTIL ONE DAY IT'S YOUR OWN STREET ADDRESS YOU FIND IN THE CAPTCHA?
RIGHT PROPPA MENTAL, INNIT? DON'T KNOW IF NETFLIX WILL GREENLIGHT SUCH A MAD, BATTY SCRIPT.
WOT IF YOU GOT BACKED UP ONTO THOUSANDS OF FLOPPY DISKS BUT THEY LOST ONE OF THEM
WOT IF YA HAD TO HAVE SEX TO VOTE SO YA RAPE A GIRL TO ELECT DRUMPF AND HE BANS YOUR DICK
WOT IF I UPLOADED MY SEX DREAM TO THE COMPUTAH
how into those sites?
t. torrent brainlet
just believe in yourself
I'm wondering why would someone believe in themselves before posting on this site
kek
spat my drink
its not funny when you're mad tvpol
Im laughing my ass off. Though i have to say some of these could actually be used in his show.
WOT IF YUH DOG ATE YUH BITCOINS?
WHAT IF COMPUTERS WERE POWERED FROM WHITE GUILT
WHAT IF MONEY EARNED PEOPLE?
OI MATE WOT IF YOU COULD FINGAH YER FURBY? WOODNT THAT BE RIGHT PROPER FOOKED?
Wot if in the future we stopped wearing shoes. And nobody wanted to go outside to fix something.
Now there's a right thinker.
OI M8 WUT IF YER BIRD WUZ TELLIN PORK PIES OF YE ON THE FACEY BOOKY BUT THEN THEY OLL CAME TRUE WOULDNT THAT BE MENTAL M8 IM SHAKIN
WOT IF YER NAN WAS AN APP AND YOU DELETE 'ER?
WOT IF INSTAGRAM STARTED A WAR ON PURPOSE BY DOCTORIN' PHOTOS TO GET ONE GROUP OF HUMANS TO KILL ALL THE OTHERS?