>Getting constant calls from unknown number.
>Always get silence when I answer, then it hangs up.
>Returning the call always ends with a notice that the number has long been disconnected.
>Just got a text from the unknown number stating "I'll be right over".
>mfw
Help me
RIP OP.
>caller id is the number of the phone that i picked up
>other end hangs up
Post text screenshot.
I've had some ridiculous movie tier coincidences. Absolutely unbelievable "exploits' of the six degrees of separation among them.
I sank in quicksand once as a kid. It's a real thing.
He's gone, user.
OP you are experiencing ghosts
>7th grade.
>tfw no gf.
>Valentine's Day rolls up.
>Principal sets up a Valentine's Day card speed delivery service.
>We add our names and the name of our significant others, and a group of volunteers working for extra credit would deliver the cards throughout the day.
>Principal gathers everyone on the gym to read the Valentine's Day sender and recipient aloud.
>My best friend is embarassed to not get any and decides to send me a "Pal Card", scribbling it on the card over "Valentine".
>When his name is called as the sender and mine as the recipient, I'm supposed to get up and we do a manly handshake.
>Principal starts reading.
>She always says, "and this card is from PERSON A, to his Valentine, PERSON B".
>Get a bad feeling, too late to abort.
>Out time is up.
>Principal ignores the scribbled "Pal" and reads "This card is from DUDE A"
>Buddy gets up.
>"to his VALENTINE, DUDE B (me)".
>Everyone laughing and making gay jokes.
>Dude is on his feet.
>Take the bullet with him, get up, and our manly handshake is the most awkward thing ever.
>We avoid eye contact, he gets confused and goes for a hug, I recoil, then I go for a hug to not leave him hanging while he's already in the process of sitting down.
>We sit back down and never speak of it again.
>mfw throughout the whole thing.
I'm pretty sure that kind of shit happens to multiple people. Mine probably happened before also but anyway
>rewatching Sopranos
>episode is the soccerteam coach wanting to leave for another school and Paulie giving this guy a tv set and urging him to take it
>at work we received news we could get insurance through the company which included benefits and is cheaper
>sounded interesting so sign up for some information, at this point you say yes unless you cancel but we still had months till new years to do this
>we didn't have anything by this time: paperwork, a welcome email, information on what is included or the actual costs
>get a call from the lobby
>"hey sir, I have a package"
>"We didn't order anything, who it is for?"
>"Company X, could you please come down it is rather large"
>at this point we all think wth and we take the elevator down
>down there we find a package, thick in depth but very long and wide 1,80m for each
1/2
2/2
>some guy brings it upstairs on a chart and urges us to sign, we find out it is from the insurance company
>we even find out it is a huge fucking ping pong table with everything included, the entire thing is too large for us to place anywhere
>seemingly we won some price which can be won by new clients who become members at the insurance
>however me and my bud have only signed up a couple weeks before and haven't gotten any paperwork nor do we know if we actually want to become members of their insurance
>think back to Paulie
>this is a fucking bribe
>call up the agency, ask them if we decide not to stick if they will pick up the table again
>"no sir you can keep it for certain!"
>took me another month to actually believe that
holy shit i'm sorry
Sorry for what?
>Getting constant calls from unknown number.
I used to get cold called multiple times a day
I had few calls the same the same way
>checked the number
>according to the reports its police number if they call you, means you are on watch list and is being tracked
Well shit
>have a huge crush on one girl from my uni
>realize she's too OP and hot to like me
>three months later she calls me
>tells me she likes me and invites me on a date
>one week later asks me to be her boyfriend
>lose my virginity to her and she lets me do all the weird shit i have always wanted to do
>mfw now i think she loves more than i love her
>mfw i want to break up with her
honestly this wouldn't even happen in a movie because it's too unrealistic, but maybe in a visual novel
You have it good user
>some cute girl looked at me while i was at the store, like she was interested in me and not disgusted by my appearance
>its literally first time in years this happend
>felt so good for that day
I would literally give away my right hand just so i could hang out and cuddle at night with cute gf..
He's a true friend, I hope you cherished him. Who gives a fuck what a bunch of losers thought.
>Watch the Shining on local kinoplex
>scene with Johnny and the Butler
>Butler says nigger
>Johnny says nigger
>triggered woman from the back shouts "fuck you"
>immersion ruined
>21.
>At bus stop.
>Waiting for my bus.
>Remember something, smile about it.
>Woman in her 50's passes by.
>Assumes I'm flirting with her.
>Literally laughs at my face while motioning her head "no"
>mfw
Ruined my day.
>gonna be murdered
>better start a thread on Sup Forums
shit like this is why i should stop coming here
Is this a greentext feels thread now?
>be 7/10 semichad, currently in high school
>on a committee which I'm probably not allowed to talk about
>biannual meetings
>meet qt petite redhead same age as me
>chat her up
>we click instantly, and end up working together on projects for the committee
>think I'm genuinely in love, never felt this way about anyone before
>catch her mirin
>she's single
>she's a fundamentalist Christian who doesn't believe in sex before a committed marriage
>she lives hundreds of miles away from me and my only interactions with her are work email threads and face-to-face meetings twice a year
>tfw I could have true love but her beliefs and our circumstances prevent it from ever happening
>be on funeral
>it always rains
underage banned
I'd probably be a much better person overall if I wasn't allowed on Sup Forums
Kek, should have laughed back and said
>don't flatter yourself
The pain of rejection was too gripping.
Underrated
F
Did you died?
Oof.
>Dude is on his feet.
>Take the bullet with him, get up, and our manly handshake is the most awkward thing ever.
you were a good friend taking the bullet
>high school graduation
>school is relatively small and they do this thing where they call out 3 to 4 names and those kids need to come up on stage and their head teacher (I don't know if that system exists in other countries, but in my country every student has a designated teacher that is their "head teacher", who is essentially their high school guide) will tell those students a fun little bit and tell the audience something short about the students
>after three groups my name is called
>they don't call any other names
>head teacher looks at me
>"user I WANT YOU HERE BY YOURSELF"
>I go up on stage
>she gives some weird sign
>a song starts playing that references my name
>"user I picked this song for you"
>she lets the song play in its entirety, which is already longer than the usual duration of an entire group speech
>when the song is done she goes into a 45 minute talk about why I'm her favorite student ever and all other students should be like me
>ends it all with "our time here together was like a love story!" while winking at me
>one kid's dad (I never found out who) starts laughing like a madman and shouts "what the fuck" a few times
>more people start laughing
>a few start clapping
>everyone's clapping
>teacher starts clapping too
>as I take my HS diploma from her hands she kisses me on the cheek
>awkwardly walk off stage
>shake some of my former teacher's hands
>my french teacher says "ooh user come here" and also kisses me on the cheek
>go home right away instead of staying for some chit chat like most do
>avoid contact with everyone from high school aside from a handful of very close friends
>a few months later I meet someone from HS and he tells me that the speech my teacher gave about me was the only thing others wanted to talk about for a week, and that according to his younger brother the event has become a huge meme at school
>never knew why she did it since she wasn't all that nice to me during class (although she wasn't nice to anyone, really)
She wanted the D.
Fucking Chads.
I'd never refer to myself as Chad. I'm far too solitary and strange.
Fucking brooding chads.
Are you over or under 5'9"?
Does your jawline looke like it wouldn't be amiss on a greek sculpture?
Do you like/partake/watch IRL sports?
When did you lose your virginity
Answer these questions please, and we'll soon find out what you are.
pls respond
this is important
Way over 5'9 (6'3). I got my growth spurt kind of late, I think I was around 6'0 around the time of my graduation.
I have a very defined jawline that people regularly refer to. My mom has often made the Greek sculpture comparison, actually.
I don't like watching sports at all. I was fucking awful (and I mean truly awful) at PE at school. These days I do cardio to stay fit and meme tier pushups and curls. I watch what I eat. I'm not shredded but I'm definitely not fat. Competitive and team sports are something I'm not involved in in any way, not as a fan and not as a player.
Lost it at 13 to a psychotic 17 year old and haven't had much serious interest in sex or relationships since. Still like women, though, but I can't into relationships and don't like hook up culture.
I would never call myself a Chad because, like I said before, I'm a fairly solitary and strange person. I keep only a handful of friends and don't care much for generic "chad activities". I'm not shy, though.
Bad ass
I get something like that.
>Phone rings
>Answer it
>Silence for a while
>Female robotic voice over the phone says "goodbye"
>They hang up
Happened at least a dozen times now over the years.
I had this happening too but that person was apparently going to some modern weird church where they do all these rock ballads for Jesus and gospel things. That didn't bother me too much but I found out that person didn't believe in dinosaurs and evolution and I just lost my shit.
Why do schools like to torture kids like this? At least in my school guys went around the classes giving the valentines letters to whomever got them, but without saying who they were from jesus fuck how autistic was your principal to want to shit like that?
Weird.
You seem to have landed in a void between beta and true Chaddom.
Physically, you're definitely Chad, but somehow you've become mentally stunted regarding social relationships?
Speaking as a virgin loser, I always assumed that jumping the hurdle of having a sexual relationship would instill some confidence in me regarding females.
So you're the brooding loner chad AKA the Liam.
stfu chadington c. chadwick you disgusting chad
>would instill some confidence in me regarding females.
I lack no confidence with women and I have female friends. In fact, in general I interact more with women than with men (not like "girls night out!" or anything like that, I just talk to a lot of women and have female friends whom I talk to often).
I just can't give myself to another person like that. I love solitude and only temporary together-time (whatever the context may be) but I'm not shy or lack social confidence.
The Liam? Where does that come from? Do you have more info? I'm not familiar with this term, I don't post on /r9k/ or lookism or whatever.
Aha, so you are a Chad, both physically and mentally.
You just happen to behave like a massive faggot at times, not realizing the lottery you won when your mother decided to fuck a stud and ensure that you got the best possible genes.
Clearly you weren't raised wrong either.
Stop being a faggot, fuck some women, do it for all of us that won't ever be able to.
unironicall this
was she hot?
Thanks for the input Chad
RIP user
>was she hot?
pic related it's me and my teacher
Our principal was one crazy woman.
>5th grade.
>Principal shows up in class one day with a baby chimpanzee perched on her shoulder in order to announce a field trip to the zoo.
>Kids surround her to look at the baby monkey.
>Baby monkey gets scared and shits uncontrollaby on her and hair.
>crazy woman
that's a tautology tho
btw where you at bro? Burgerland? That monkey story sounds like something a german teacher would do, they're always too motivated and pull shit like that.
t. went to a german school
Did you guys bang?
[soft kek]
...
There was a Sup Forums thread a while ago assigning names to other high school archetypes like Chad being the chill alpha while Thad is the douchebag alpha.
i'll be right over, david
>Be kid.
>Love action movies, especially martial arts.
>Skinny twig.
>The hero always takes his shirt off in the final battle.
>Go to school one day.
>Bully picking on me.
>Get fed up and throw a punch. Doesn't connect.
>Bully prepares to beat me up.
>Loudly yell "It's the final battle".
>Take my shirt off in front of the entire class and dance around bully while making Bruce Lee noises.
>Bully gets weirded out and lets me be.
>Everyone mocks me 'till high school.
Although I can see it now, at the time I didn't realize she wanted the d at all. It does retroactively explain why my mom was so angry at her.
>was she hot
Not really. She was very skinny, VERY tall (6'5, maybe), trap-like broad shoulders, badly bleached hair, and not a very pretty face. Psychopath tier blue eyes. I love skinny tall chicks but she was horrid. She was in her 40s and married with children too.
Pic related is what I like to give you an idea of how to interpret it.
lolno
Haven't seen her since. I don't live in that town anymore.
I'm not a super beefy dude and don't like that whole Chad group stuff. It's pretty funny that you call me Chad since I've never been "the cool guy" or anything like that.
If she really looked like that, you dun goofed, bro.
I think he's saying that pic related is the type of girl he's attracted to, and he wasn't attracted to his teacher. I think
She didn't look like that.
bingo
i am neta that has managed to bang his way into chad levels
having the body count i do id honestly prefer if i only had none or a few honest genuine moments instead
stay on your true path user
you are living my dream
Real life American Pie kino
>go to same high school as female first cousin
>her and some guy are doing end of year formal ball
>be me, jacking off into sock in lounge room
>Blow my wad when cousin walks into house calling my name
>Quickly turn off porn, pull up pants
>She walks in, tells me her partner has broken his leg and asks if I'll do the ball with her because there is no one else
>asks me why I've got a sock hanging out of my pants
>In my flustered state agree to do ball which required dance lessons at $50 a pop plus suite hire plus other shit.
>mfw out of pocket a few hundred bucks and have to dance with cousin in front of entire school
Have any pictures you'd care to share with us chaddington?
no
I'm not on social media either.
F
>physically above the norm
Check
>face looks like it was chiseled by Michelangelo himself
Check
>girls wanting his dick since he grew his first hair
Check
>females talk to him
Check
>females will let him talk to them
Check
You are Chad.
Embrace it, count yourself fortunate.
But once in a while, spare a thought for us wretches, doomed to live kissless, hugless until we die, alone, unremembered.
So you're not into relationships, but surely you miss sex? How do you feel about banging and then seeing where things go?
>>Principal sets up a Valentine's Day card speed delivery service.
And Boomers whine when schools get shot up smfh
reading this made me feel like marathoning freaks and geeks. dem highschool feels.
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Mhmmmm
>first year in high school
>yearly excursion (was in “Global Studies” program) to literal simulated poverty at Heifer Internation in Arkansas
>100~ kids divided into groups based on country, food and lodging accordingly
>end up in a well off country, have an indoor shelter with beds
>hit it off with girl in group, friendly banter day long
>end up sleeping on the floor in room away from chaperones and most other people
>girl asks me if I want to sleep in bed with her “for warmth”
>decline and say my sleeping bag is comfortable, think nothing of it
>throughout our time she is clingy and very friendly
>wants to sit next to me around the fire
>wants to get a backrub from me while we watch a movie on the last night when the simulation is done
>wants to sit next to me on the bus ride back
>act completely aloof
>find out she likes me later
>completely shocked
haha what a story Mark
Same girl
>had her in gym a semester later
>she starts dating a guy
>complains to me about him all the time in private and how she doesn’t want to hurt him but she wants a “real man” to take her instead
>cuddle with her on the gym mats under the bleachers
>talks about how she’d show her breasts to a guy she was in to if they’d ask
>I still don’t think she likes me
>mad at friends when they reveal later because none of them told me and I thought it was obvious
I generally (never) don't feel that type of connection with a person. I don't like to "just bang". Sex is only nice if you really like the person. For me, at least. The only women I'm interested in are ones who are as independent as me, but there aren't a lot of people like that, and those people are particularly hard to meet because of their disposition.
You're overestimating things a bit. I was quite awkward physically (and socially) until around the time of my high school graduation. Horrible acne too.
I won't forget you guys, I come to Sup Forums every day. Are women seriously entirely unwilling to interact with you? Do you go to school/college/job/wherever you'd meet random women in a practical environment, and a strange woman never starts a conversation with you?
>4th grade.
>Believe in chivalry.
>At gym class.
>Notice by accident that a girl's panties are visible.
>Assume she has no clue and would feel embarassed if she realized it.
>Struggle with the conundrum: Do I tell her?
>Eventually decide I'd feel terribly guilty if I didn't point that out and someone made fun of her for it.
>Realize I need to be casual about it so it doesn't come off bad.
>Pull her aside during gym class, then assume relax pose.
>Hands in pockets, semi-shrug stance, leaning against a wall.
>"What do you wanna talk to me about, user?"
>Gotta' be casual.
>"Stuff... Like the weather. Been pretty chilly, huh?"
>"Yeah... I guess..."
>Terror washes over her face as she assumes I'm making some sort of a move.
>Gotta' rope her into the conversation to then drop the bomb.
>"Yeah, but you know, I like chill. It's better than when it's hot. Your panties are showing."
>No casual.
>"Not that I was looking, it was just a coincidence, I'm not a creep or anything."
>She calls me a creep.
>"I just didn't know if you knew and I figured I'd let you know... You know?"
>She knew all along.
>ITT: Things you've experienced that only happen in movies
>only happen in movies
>happen in movies
>in movies
>movies
>MOVIES
Trust no thots
>Principal announces a local theater is doing a rendition of Peter Pan for us.
>She does this by getting the lead actor to fly in like Peter Pan, through a harness operated by the school's handyman who was pushing 70's way back then.
>As expected, Peter Pan's somersault from a balcony is too much and handyman loses his grip.
>Peter Pan falls to the floor and clearly sprains his ankle.
>Peter Pan gives him "hey, kids, this will be an awesome ride monologue" while holding back tears.
>Limps away after announcement. Thinks we haven't noticed, but we did.
>During performance, another dude is playing Pan and the Fallen Peter is in the audience with his foot in a cast.
>Do you go to school/college/job/wherever you'd meet random women in a practical environment, and a strange woman never starts a conversation with you?
The world of IT is basically 95% men. So it's not like there's a large random influx of women in to my every day life.
Second problem is that I've always been shy and socially awkward, also rather sheltered by my parents, so I never got to develop in that sense.
Here I am now at 26, knowing where I went wrong, knowing why, but also knowing that there's no turning this around.
I must have been mentally damaged at this point, I get paranoid around women, convinced that even the few times I do get to enteract with the opposite sex that they have a malicious hidden agenda.
>Senior at high school. 18.
>There's an area designated for xerox.
>Go there one day.
>A qt girl works there. She's 19. Just graduated from the same school.
>We catch up about school and she says she's working where while she preps up for college.
>She's so attractive, and I know I have zero shots, so I just go for a suicide maneuver.
>"So you'll be here for a while?"
>"Yeah, sure".
>"Cool, gives me a reason to come back".
>She smiles and says "I'll be waiting".
>Holy shit, she didn't turn me down.
>Strut out feeling alpha as fuck.
>Realize I have no idea how to further woo her.
>Never return in fear of ruining that nice little moment.
>She's in college now. Never saw her again.
More NTR manga
>ride bus on highschool with pixie dream girl type of girl
>always likes to talk about “obscure” music (at the time shit like Radiohead and Bright Eyes)
>as the bus rides were hour or longer she would lay her head on my shoulder
>would often wear low cut shirts and could often look down and see her perky nipples
>become good friends
>end up taking her to prom as friends haha
>she doesn’t want to kiss because she’s been dating a 40 year old she met at a bondage party
>proceeds to tell me about her chronicles fucking older men and going to degrading sex parties
>make a fetlife and start going to the type of shit she talks about in search of pounding her, “just watch” if i don’t see her
>never do
Breaks my heart it does
im the guy that shouts worldstar
>it’s a have-good-interaction-with-a-human-you’re-terrified-to-see-again-so-never-do episode
Hate those ones
Fucking Americans
You shouldve known it was a bad idea when she mentioned bondage parties
I should have, yeah.
But I got to watch people have sex I guess.
This is what happens every time I almost get a job.
>yes user, you sound like the type of guy we could use
>please meet us here
Never got further than that. Thank christ for government gibs.
That fucking turned south fast. But it gives us hope that we can trick dumb young sluts into being bondage whores.
I did this with a cute thicc girl who works at a tobacconist. She kind of has resting bitch face, she let a smile slip and I told her it looked good on her and she should do it more often and she smiled alot. Never go back. How did someone so normal looking get so socially retarded?
>>Holy shit, she didn't turn me down.
>>Strut out feeling alpha as fuck.
>>Realize I have no idea how to further woo her.
>>Never return in fear of ruining that nice little moment.
I know this feel all too well. Nice work brother
That it does. Socialize on fetlife or at hookah lounges, things’ll work out
>never groomed a freshman girl as a senior in high school
Feels awful
Probably have some sort of problems with your family or high school was unkind to you, I’d guess.
Btw FBI nowadays I would only want to have sex with girls 18 or older. Too young is too weird.
>date girl I think is love of my life for two years in high school
>before she graduates she breaks up with me
>says her time with me has taught her that she’s a lesbian
>end up moving into her house half a year later due to family circumstances
>hear her and new gf some nights