WOT IF LOIKE REAL LOIFE WOZ A VIDYA GAYMS

WOT IF LOIKE REAL LOIFE WOZ A VIDYA GAYMS

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WOT IF YA BUM WOZ YE FACE AND YE FACE WOZ YER BUM

FAHKEN ELL M8

WOT IF YA BUM WOZ YE FACE AND YE FACE WOZ YER BUM AND WHEN YE SAY A LIE YE SPEW OUT SHIETE

CMERE CMERE I GOT WON

WOT IF EVERYONE WORKED FOR THE BANK AND YOU COULD ONLY BUY YER SASAGE ROLLS FROM THE BANK

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WOT IF YA DOG WAS A HUMAN N YOU WUZ A DID N HE PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON IZ BOLLOCKS?

TECHNOLOGY IS SCARY AND BAD AND RUINING OUR LIVES. TO DEMONSTRATE THIS I WILL CONFLATE CURRENT ISSUES WITH CONCEPTS WHICH ARE LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND TELL YOU WHY THEY ARE BAD

WOT IF ME BUMHOLE WAS AN INTERFACE

WOT IF CAR KEYS WER RACIST

WOT IF PEEPOLE WERE CARS

WOT IF YA LOGGED IN AND YOUR NOB FELL OFF

OI M8 WOT IF YER IPHONE GREW ARMS AND TOOK A KNOIFE AND SHANK YA BLUD

WOT IF YA CAR WAS YE MUM

WOT IF YA MUM AND DAD WERE CARS AMD U WERE AN EMAIL

You guys completely run this in to the ground.

OI I GOT A GOOD ONE

WOT IF YA WHOLE LYFE WAS FILLED WIT MICROTRANSACTIONS

GOTTA BREATHE? 1 CREDIT
GOTTA EAT? 20 CREDITS
GOTTA TAKE A SHIT? 3 CREDIT

AHAHAH OI IMAGINE THAT EH, ERYTIME YOU AFTA TAKE A POO, YOU HAVE TO SWIPE THE LOO ITS MENTAL INNIT

wot if me brain got hacked lads

WOT IF YA SHUT YE FOKIN MOUTH YA DAFT CUNT

DATS FOKIN MENTAL

WOT IF THE BLACKS WERE GUD N THE WOITES WUZ BAD

WOT IF YER CYBER BOLLOCK COULD POST AND WAS A RIGHT GRUMPY TWAT

WOT IF YA DIE IN THA GAME YA DIE IN REAL LOIFE BLIMEY THAT'S PROPER BLOODY MENTAL INNIT

WOT IF YA BUM WAS YE MUM

Already a pretty decent episode of Red Dwarf

S12E05 M-Corp

OI TOO CRAZY

Stop this meme

No

OI WOT IF YA TOES WUZ MINORITIES. YA COULDNT CLIP YA NAILS INNIT. BE ASSAULT AND BATTRY

'ANG ON, WOT IF YE SHOVED A BATTERY UP YER ARSE N TURNED INTO A ROBOT, AND THEN YE WENT TA LOOK IN THE MIRROR, AND THE MIRROR WAS AN INTERNET

WOT IF YOU HAD ONE SHOT BUT LET IT SLIP?

WOT IF DA MAYNE STREAM METEOR WAS TROIN TO GET A PEEK AT YER MUM'S KNICKERS THRU DA INTERNETZ

IMAGINE MUH SHOCK

>WOT IF LIKE LANGUAGE MADE TIME DIFFERENT?!?

He had a sketch in one of his shows about TV to the effect of "What if pens became hot?"

WOT IF SOCIAL MEDIA LEFTISTS MADE FUN OF YOU ONLINE BUT TOO MUCH??

it wasn't his idea you dumbass, it is in Ted Chiang's short story. god you people are illiterate plebs.

He's still responsible for his own movie.

and you're still a stupid fuck

>implying charlie brooker came up with all those ideas by himself
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ahahahhahah
it's like poetry

WOT IF BLACKS WERE SMART AND WOITES WERE DUM