Do credit cards open doors in America?

Do credit cards open doors in America?

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Depends on the door

everything can do everything in america because we're just that free

Only on shitty unlocked doors.

Yes unless Dexter is asleep, in which case it is a violation of his NAP

Definitely. Money, especially borrowed money, opens many doors in America.

It's an old school trick that worked until the 90s on basic level doors

>Dexter had the Jotaro Flat Hand decal on his door

Really gets the noggin joggin.

It can't do shit if the door is deadbolted, but for the actual doorknob lock, yes, it works. It is easier if the door opens away from you. You're going to fuck up your card, though.

If the latch bolt looks like pic related, yes. The angled part faces the door frame when the door is open, so the latch slides in and then springs out and the door is securely shut. When the door is locked, the latch is not supposed to retract, but some mechanisms allow the latch to retract anyway and unlock the door by turning one of the handles (the one on the inside of the room). In this case, you can open it by sliding something thin and firm (like a credit card) over the top of the latch to catch the angled part and slowly push the latch in, opening the door.

Thanks for explaining that. I've seen that too often.

this

No, but the money they represent works wonders.

Metaphorically

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Can confirm this works on my appartment door and I'm not American.

Usually having money tends to open doors for you in America, so yes.

>violation of his NAP

Wait, why would Deedee have a credit card?

Any flat piece of plastic would work, a library card would work. People still had those when this show was being made.

But this is a joke in a cartoon, so why wouldn't she have the item needed to make the joke work?

I was able to open a locked door with a old Gamestop Powerup Rewards card. It completely fucks up the card up but I was able to do it.

Jew made doors, yes.

Power to the Players indeed

Except we can clearly see the numbers on it. And before you say it, no library card I've ever seen has visible numbers on it.

She could have nabbed it from one of the parents

But when? This was never explicitly explained.

Library cards usually use bar codes, which have visible numbers under them in case the bars are unreadable.
t. librarian

Also those aren't numbers they're an upside down "ESS", which with the color points towards pic related.

Why don't Europeans not have locks inside their houses? Just spent a few month in Europe and I noticed this in very house I was in, none of the doors on the inside have locks, even the bathrooms, they might have a keyhole at most but without any keys.
It's bizarre.

sounds like some backwater shithole

It works on my sister's door.

Europeans love it when foreigners break into their houses and rape/murder them, so they don't use locks.

I use my pocketknife for this.

Memery aside, why would I lock anything except the doors that go outside?

People just don't usually lock themselves in their room, as for the bathroom except if you have 12 siblings and only 1 bathroom you usually know if someone's in there so you just don't barge in (according to my dad who made fun of me when I locked myself in).
99% of places I've seen still have locks/keys in the bathroom though.

and that's why kids, you add a deadbolt to prevent card break ins. Latch guards works well too

Violation of the NAP? You get a free helicopter ride.

>as for the bathroom except if you have 12 siblings and only 1 bathroom you usually know if someone's in there so you just don't barge in (according to my dad who made fun of me when I locked myself in).

Came here to laugh at this.

In Europe, it's customary to leave your doors open so rapefu...oppressed migrants who are future doctors and teachers can ra...culturally enrich you.

Locking your bedroom door might give you a few extra seconds to get your gun ready if someone breaks into your house.

Yes but we call them "toll booths"

My house growing up never had any locks.

The only reason the single bathroom had a lock was since it was the cheapest door when one of my brothers broke it.

In North America people are idiots who can't knock on bathroom doors or look to see if the light is on, meaning they'll walk in on you constantly.

> Why don't Europeans not have locks inside their houses?

>Why don't Europeans not

>Don't not

While true, what shithole do you think I live in Satan?

Helicopter rides is an authoritarian thing to do. That is the total opposite to being an ancap.

I live in a safe white middle class neighbourhood in Canada, I still keep the gun safe open and bedroom door locked every night.

Better to be prepared for a fight that never happens than to not be prepared for a fight that does.

>People just don't usually lock themselves in their room
They don't? My brother and I do that all the time just cuz we like our privacy.

Because until quite recently we weren't infested with the shit that you deal with on a daily basis. Right up until the 90s unless you lived in a national capital chances were you wouldn't even see a person from another ethnicity in your daily life. As most houses in Europe aren't made of bits of wood glued together they actually stay intact longer than three decades, and retain their pre-enrichment design.

>fifth reply
WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like ragequitting Sup Forums now.

I don't think installing a handful of deadbolts would destroy a centuries old house.

In the US, there are some cards that will just ship the credit cards out to people and hope they decide to activate them. My parents would give me those to play with, since nobody but desperate poor people actually bother to activate them.

Just makes it a bit obvious you're constantly masturbating in there, champ.

A credit card opens everything in the USA, as long as the account has money.

>Americans are so violent and barbaric even familly members are potential murders and rapist in their own house

>if someone breaks into your house.
Why would they go in your room? They are there for easy valuables, that are in the living room.

would you rather for people to think/assume you're masturbating or to get caught int he act? Seems like a stupid risk to take for no reason.

Women usually keep their jewelry in their room, and then there's the old "money under the bed" meme.
Depends who's likely to rob you really, here it's said that gypsies don't go for tech because they don't have the networks to sell them, so they mostly go for jewelry and cash.

You're supposed to just masturbate when everyone is asleep or out of the house anyway.

>not being constrantly aware of your surroundings when you're a masturbating teenager
You have to train you ears better young grasshoper.

My dick ain't waiting for no one.

>not listening to music while you beat it to your favorite degenerate feitsh

>listening to music
>not to the actual porn
I'm guessing you're some sort of JAV faggot.

>plastic library cards\

Really? Every library card I've has been paper. Mainly because people tended to lose them a lot.

I masturbate to doujin most of the time. There ain't no porn for the sort of degeneracy I'm into, not any good ones any way.

Yes, really. The one I still have back from 1997 is just as plastic as a credit card.

believe it or not it does work on certain doors.

>J-just give the thief what they want and they won't hurt you
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Fuck off British cuck.

Just hide it in your books

I still have one...