For force's sake, science proves TLJ was a great film

For force's sake, science proves TLJ was a great film

>for the force's sake

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About as reputable as "science" proving climate change.

MetaCritic and RottenTomatoes beg to differ, you shills. The general audience can give a better review for a Star Wars movie than the critics because the general audience doesnt shit itself in fright at the prospect of infuriating Disney.

These people are absolutely delusional.

You're not helping.

>t.soylet

oh god no

Is this bargaining or anger?

Why can't they take negative feedback?

the general audience thinks fast food is good

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He's still at denial.

The people in charge of it can't because it's too late to fix anything. They can't un-release TLJ, and because they're two movies deep they can't fix the problems with the first two in the last one without ruining the last one for the sake of that. It's much more realistic to try to run media interference than to actually fix the product.

Can't focus group your way out of this shit, Kathleen. Maybe you should've started with a vision.

But the force is female!

>implying it's butthurt SW fans who aren't in denial

You're the one who can't accept the writing on the wall because of your precious nostalgia goggles and hemorrhoid-soothing wookie underwear. The movie is FAR from flopping and it has rave reviews. No one cares about the audience score. I can't believe the haters are THIS delusional. You really think Kennedy and Johnson are worried? You really think Johnson isn't still getting his trilogy? Stop kidding yourselves.

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>imagine loving SW so much your last wish is to get a peek at their latest film
>it's TLJ

>dying of some disease
>make a wish foundation reaches out
>you can have anything, ANYTHING you want
>you decide you want to see the latest film in a long-running corporate franchise made to sell toys before everyone else does

What a pathetic fucking cretin. Makes sense that these are the people who would sign up to get blown to smithereens for no good reason other than Uncle Sam said so.

Glorious. I can hear alt-right diapers filling with blood-ridden rage stools as we speak

They're never going to get past Denial

>irony: the post

What's the limit to MAW? can I say I want to have a harem with some pornstars and then have them go through with it?

wewlad

Thanks for nothing faggot

It is good. It's also cheap. Doesn't mean it's good for you or better than quality cuisine, but the shit they put in fast food is engineered to make it taste good.

#RebootSoyWars

>w-women are s-s-scary

Why on earth would they do that? Because nerds on Sup Forums are pissed off? You don't matter one bit to them.

>HAH IT ONLY MADE HALF A BILLION DOLLARS INSTEAD OF A BILLION, WE WIN
Pathetic.

>for the force's sake

>why are they talking like autistic SW fans
>only WE are allowed to do that

What are you doing? What are you defending? Why are you here?

I was thinking of giving the movie a chance, but then I see posts like this and I'm happy to never give Disney a cent of my money ever again

I could ask you the same questions.

Literally no one cares

Why are so many people acting like there is some sort of moral obligation to like this movie? I've honestly never seen anything like this before. It's kind of creepy, honestly.

i'm neither autistic nor a star wars fan

>why are you defending a movie you liked
>you should spend all your time obsessing over a movie you didn't like, that makes way more sense

you really are a fucking sperg

they're literally all paid shills

film is pretty much dead at this point.

I see the same behavior on both sides. I can't tell you how many times some butthurt SW fan has claimed that if you like this movie you "aren't a true SW fan". The contrarians are just as insufferable as the fandom is. That's why I don't watch these movies anymore.

>calling war criminals "veterans"
>getting his wish granted instead of receiving the just punishment he deserves

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But why do you like it when it's bad? Why do you refuse to listen to people's criticism of said bad movie and why do you defend Disney's profit margin, thus encouraging further bad movies in the future?

Go ahead. I'm laughing at the delusion of the blue check-marked soyim as their SJW propaganda is rejected by domestic and international audiences. I'm not defending anything and I'm here because my Christmas break hasn't ended yet.

non-argument discarded

Because virtually everything these days is being politicized. Not liking something with leftist pandering, strong feminist messages and SJW agendas will trigger the targeted audience groups (or just SJWs in general) and take it as a personal offense to their ideologies.

it was never an argument, just a statement of fact

Right on schedule.

Is there any war worth fighting for in your opinion?

I want to understand your point, I know we had no business in Vietnam specifically.

Some days I don't know user...

>white-knighting a disney star wars movie this fucking hard

And after.....

>Is there any war worth fighting for in your opinion?
Not in the last 100 years, no.

This works well because after watching TLJ you really want to die.

I use to really love this image but how exactly do you teach a gorilla the sign language for sad? I mean how do you let it know this word means "a feeling of sadness"

Transformers does well financially. But no one defends those as being good.

Well, he is getting to watch TLJ, so...

here have a happy meal (you) twat

>Not liking something with leftist pandering, strong feminist messages and SJW agendas
>Translation: Not liking something because it has women in it and I hate women because none of them will have sex with me

When the gorilla has seen TLJ you show it the sign for sad to let it express how it feels.

I thought he was into incest tho

Back in my day, trolling meant something.

Were you being satirical? Because you literally just proved his point.

probably for a day

You're every bit as bad as they are when it comes to politicizing everything you do and see, viewing every last thing through a prism of secret SJW agendas. I'm so glad I'm not you.

show it a picture of a sad gorilla, they know what's up

Do they make those anime themed?

Fighting to defend your interests =/= covering children in napalm

Just because you're the world's leading super power doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want and expect everyone to not act hostile towards you.

hippie scum

Look at the "safe bet" then look at the domestic starting to peter out already. If Rogue One had as big an opening it'd be the bigger earner. The opener was before people had time to hear about and react to the content.

The high opening was entirely from TFA hype. Everything since shows the opposite.

Be sure to listen to Paid Critics only to help you figure out this brainteaser.

You don't even know me, but good to know that it doesn't stop you from pigeonholing people based on your own prejudices.

I'll inform /polgbt/

War for human race. We fight alien, together

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

I'm a nazi, not a hippie.

'of course' it's so obviously a quote taken out of context that nobody gives a flying fuck.

The international response is even worse. It's outperformed by Rogue One.

B A I Z U O

Why do leftists like you lack self-awareness?

>But why do you like it when it's bad?
Why do I have a different opinion than you? Because that's life, dummy.
>Why do you refuse to listen to people's criticism of said bad movie
The movie has its fair share of flaws that I'm happy to acknowledge. The Finn and Rose stuff goes on too long. The movie in general is bloated and could have used another pass in the editing room. Leia flying through deep space was ludicrous. However, TLJ is still a masterpiece compared to every Star Wars movie that has come out after the 80's. Easily.
>rejected by domestic and international audiences.
Do you really, honestly believe that? Are you that delusional? It's 2018, kid. Flagship franchise movies don't ever fail anymore. Even movies like BvS and Terminator Genisys which absolutely no one with a brain liked still made a mint. TLJ is only "divisive" by virtue of being part of a franchise that has perhaps the most insufferable fanbase in the history of movies, and the only thing worse is the emerging anti-fanbase because at least the fanbase is spending their time on something they actually like even if it is pathetic and infantile.
>I'm here because my Christmas break hasn't ended yet
So you're just coming right out and admitting that you're a child. Why am I talking to you again?

>that one disney shill replying to every comment in this thread

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

It's called deflecting. You see an agenda in everything and therefore blame everyone and everything around you for having an agenda rather than having any sort of basic self-awareness. Because you're a sperglord.

that kind of people like to fabricate stats out of nowhere

Why do liberals always try to rewrite reality. Reality is reality libcucks, SW sucks now, nobody wants women to touch their franchises anymore and trump is your president. Fuck off and die you idiots.

Is it even making production and advertising costs back?

>I'm the pot. what to do?
>I know, I'll call the kettle black, that'll work

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>However, TLJ is still a masterpiece compared to every Star Wars movie that has come out after the 80's. Easily.
That really doesn't mean anything. You're comparing shit to shit. People didn't like the prequels either.
>Do you really, honestly believe that?
Depends on how much money Disney spent to make it, but regardless it's definitely failing to meet expectations.
>child
5th year of college means I'm a child? Okay bud, whatever you say.

Way more subways than mcdonalds around the world so i beg to differ. Not that subways is healthy but better than burgers.

That won't stop the alt-right from getting mad about it, trust me.

Imagine being this putrid.

Just like Ghostbusters or Wonder Womyn. If you dont like those is because you are a nazi. Try to argue or reason with them? Futile, they will say you are lying to hide the fact that you are an alt-right skinhead.

With these numbers? No. Not on the Chinese market.

Remember, China is a market Hollywood gets very little of every dollar spent to begin with. It's a big part of the debate about foreign box office. More and more "reliance" on China to prop up numbers but most of those big numbers are paper tigers and don't translate to real earnings.

Oh the irony.

You're the mad one though. The "alt-right" and most of the internet are laughing at this debacle right now.

political battlefield just like nughostbusters

>Half a billion
This is off message.
Reminder, we do not talk about anything under a billion. One billion is a good take by any real world standards. Don't go below this. Don't talk about our projections or expectations. Don't talk about real profit. Don't talk about the empty screenings. Don't talk about the 4 billion we invested in the intellectual rights. This was ALL in the email we sent last week. Stay on message ONE BILLION.

Like a true cucklord.

Are you trying to say that the movie didn't have an agenda?

Why do alt-right pussies always try to rewrite reality. Reality is reality conservitards, SW isn't yours anymore, nobody wants manbabies to touch their franchises anymore and trump is being investigated by the FBI and has the lowest approval rating in history. Fuck off and die you idiots.

Nope. You fucking idiot.

>It will get 1.9 billion for sure!