What is the most attractive Star Wars race and why is it Twi'leks?
What is the most attractive Star Wars race and why is it Twi'leks?
Mommy
Cute, but she could use longer lekku. Show me some that drag the ground. I don't care if they're implants.
Twi'leks were the slut race of the galaxy. Torgutas are better
I want Shakk ti to sit on my face
Obvious answer is Luke’s titty monster he keeps
Any hybrids?
Twilek porn post em boys
giv sith gf
Why do all female Twi'leks look cute while all male Twi'leaks look gross?
Not all of them are gross
sexual dimorphism
what if like hair was like 2 long dicks sticking out of your head? lol
They're the slavs of Star Wars
If you were a female twi'lek, you would think he was dreamy.
So what was that thread about a trap Twi'lek about? Is there really a mango about it?
>Literally no Twi'lek or Tortuga or any sexy tentacle head women in the sequels
fucking why?
>wearing her tentacles as a scarf
Cute
slavs make the best femdom porn.. sooooooooooo.. yes pls
I didn't read the manga, but it's an adaptation of one of the Canon novels which didn't have any sort of trap in it. So I'm gonna go with no. Just drawn femininely in the manga
Wait, fuck, it's spelled Tortuga?
Why was Clone Wars Shaak Ti so cute?
Secret jedi skill to put their foe in a false sense of security.
It sure worked on me
If you plan to cum in a jedi, make sure they left their lightsaber in another room. They have ways of stopping you at the last moment.
Can Jedi sense when you are about to cum and stop you with the Force?
They just perform an emergency vasectomy, and then let you cum all you want.
>They just perform an emergency vasectomy
oh my..
What if I want to impregnate a qt Jedi and live with her?
That's against the Jedi code user.
>no sharp teeth
>no neck scrotum
>eyebrows
That is why she burned you.
The Jedi really are evil
Trap Twi'lek isn't a bad idea, given how valuable the females are I'm sure it's happened before.
It has the benefit of being a Trojan horse to the swj
Yep. Now go impregnate sith qts.
What if you turn the qt Jedi from earlier into a Sith? Can you impregnate her then?
That's a given.
>Darth Talon would seduce Jedi, fuck them and kill them while they sleep
>We'll never get that in Disney's "Star Wars"
but what about their extremely violent and painful courting ritual .. w-what about that
It's Togruta faggot
because their head tentacles are canocially erogenous zones
You can't recover from a prior jedi vasectomy. Robot nuts just aren't the same.
it's spelled tortilla
Fuck's sake. I'd kill to read the original pitch by Lucas.
Describe these rituals
Darth Bane's master. I can't remember his name fuuuuuggggg
>you can't recover from a prior Jedi vasectomy
Darth Bigguyius I think
You've clearly never read the books. It's Qordis i think
That's a weird name.
Lekku that big make the owner be seen as the biggest nastiest bimbo whore.
Nevermind Qordis was human
It was much better.
>We got Space Columbine instead of this guy
>No Site waifu
For you.
We truly got the shittiest version of the film didn’t we?
We can only hope so.
Yup. Pic related, Lucas' "Jakku".
You get five or six girls with stubby lekku to carry her lekku train behind her, and that way the scene overall averages out mostly pure and innocent.
I just hope lekku that large and fat and still sensitive. And when you, a human, point out how plump and nice they are and rub and squeeze them, she ahegaos and cums on the spot.
>Space Columbine
I love that puppet's reviews.
>not wanting to stroke her hypersensitive microlekku
Absolute plebs all of you
Miralukas
>She has lekku long enough for 100 pairs of hands working her simultaneously.
>The holograms of the act are banned on 12 worlds.
best waifu
Fuck off, Nihilus. Your waifu is shit and not loyal
>bald
>no hair substitutes to hide it
Ventress is shit
gib alien gf to make hybrids
>66 posts in and no Taun We
The hybrids would be infertile tho, so there’s half the good stuff gone
He posts on Sup Forums's YouTube threads. Nice guy.
>Always needs lekkulet servants to carry her fat cowlekku around and just that act of carrying keeps her in a state of near constant orgasm.
>You'll never receive an angry Ventress blowjob.
Sith sex rituals make passion of the christ look like hand holding
Imagine being a human and going to Ryloth. Imagine all the qtπs that would be craving your BHC in comparison to these creatures
She's had too many clones inside her.
Wrong
She's quite literally the purest waifu
All you'd have to do is trade some necessary items that'd be rare that far out in the Outer Rim but plentiful in the Core Worlds, and a clan chief would give you his fucking daughter to keep.
Miralukas I fucking said.
She literally got FETTed.
Her internal fluids are 70% clone semen. It's whitened her complexion.
>79 posts and no Asajj of Dathomir
Disney needs to stop being pussies and give us some new main alien characters
retard
Bothans.
>ok so after phasma appears with her specially designated all white battalion she hangs finn on the Jedi tree before yoda lites the whole thing on fire
>”uh… george”
>shut the fuck up you like I’m not finished. After that all the stormtroopers shout “HAIL VICTORY” and raise their arms like this
*performs roman salute*
I think disney was in the right when they didn’t greenlight George’s script
...
It's like it's being done on purpose, isn't it? The only notable new alien we've seen in the Sequels is Maz Kanata and Poe's buddy, and he doesn't say a fucking word. Other than that, it's just some assholes on Jakku and a bunch of other ugly flesh/earth toned blobs here and there and on Canto Blight.
How many of them were left after Nihilus spoke to them, anyway? And why did he spare Visas?
thank you for doing the work for me for free
I don't think so.
where is all this concept art coming from and why is it better than literally anything in the new films?
artist?
Literally The Force Awakens concept art before Abrams and Kasdan got involved
Zhanna is waifu. Milky milky
/swg/
swag?
I don't know. But they must have had sizable populations elsewhere, because Jerec was a Miraluka in that Kyle Katarn game.
And secondly, because Visas a cutie. I never could bring myself to kill her.
Also, because I think he needed her natural Force abilities to sense the hidden Jedi who were suppressing their presence.
>duhhh which alien make my thin peepee the hardest?! I can't get a gf in the real world!
Grow up.
Did they ever do anything sexy with the betty bots?
Die furfag die