If you wouldn't put on the scorpion jacket the minute it was handed to you, and go outside and drive...

If you wouldn't put on the scorpion jacket the minute it was handed to you, and go outside and drive, if you wouldn't do that, then get the fuck out of Sup Forums

epic meme xD

reddit jacket

haha that sure did give me a case of teh lolz tee hee

Is there a doctor in the house?! I have a bout of lolz dat needs to be ADDRESSED lul!

Is this a Michael Jackson reference?

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

i have my own "driver" jacket and a retro car that i tool around in.

>having a drivers license

fuck off normie

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>I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
>She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
>I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
>That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
>Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
>How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
What did Ryan Gosling mean by this?????

just for that you're off the jacket list, we'll send you some rope as a condolence prize and you can have fun with it

yeah fun with your mom LOL xD

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bunch of annoyed annons (assmad?) and triggered mememasters furious at the breach in meme protocol

What If I havnt learnt to drive? Should I just try and drive in anycase?

A meta-meme if you will

I am 26 years old and have never had a drivers license or driven a single day of my life.

In other words, fuck you.

That he's a self-centered piece of shit who looks down on people who have to work for a living.

just riding through this bread

I bet you've driven a rascal

No, I walk everywhere I go, but nice try though.

Clearly the jacket is a cursed object, attaching itself to things and corrupting real human beans

What does a human bean look like?

a man has to answer that question for himself...driving helps.