What are some realistic depiction of teens texting in movies?

What are some realistic depiction of teens texting in movies?

Hope the Mum is arrested for those replies

>I'm baby

>I'm baby
What did she mean by this?

So, was the mom edging while responding to those texts?

>here
lmao

>Daughter, I'm baby

>mom he's gonna kill me
>K

>K, KEEP ME POSTED

>MOM HE'S GONNA KILL ME
>k

lel

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>MOM HE GONNA KILL ME
>K

What the fuck is the mother's problem?

>daughter pavel, I'm baby
>i wasnt alone
>K

>when your daughter escapes the assassin you hired

>MOM I'M DYING CALL 911
>lolk

wut

>he is inside mom
BUT WHO WAS PHONE

It says right there that mom is edgy

>K

i realize if you didnt grow up with modern tech it can be a foreign thing to grasp but cmon son

>He is inside mom
l-lewd

oh my god I haven't seen babby's face in so long.

It's weird how you can't contract "I am" to "I'm" in that last part

I wonder why not. Is there a grammar rule?

i am (comma) baby
these women are functioning on upper echelon's of brevity which you don't comprehend

>MOM HE HAS A KNIFE HES AND HES SCREAMING HES GONNA SLIT MY THROAT PLEASE HELP MOMMY IM SCARED
>K

I'm fucking dying here

>Moms Edge
>K
>I'm Baby
Daughter's going to freak.

>moms edge
>he's gonna here me
>k
>u
>i'm baby

she was too busy probably fucking some nigger or beaner like a typical american woman

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>text messages men will never understand

What is I'm a contraction of? Let's spell it out together.
"I am". Very good!
Would you rather she took the time to right a paragraph response instead of just calling?

OI WOT IF ME TEXT WUS A BURGLAR

dam u b33t me
THIS IS THE ONE SITUATION WHERE K IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT
IT'S AN EMERGENCY AND THERE IS ******LITERALLY****** NO TIME FOR 'O' AND 'K'
ALL THE JOKES THAT WERE EVER MADE ABOUT THIS HAVE COME TRUE

They were roleplaying. Daughter was setting up the scenario, and the mom decided that she was going to be a baby for the scenario, so, "I'm baby"

You guys new to RP or something?

>He is inside mom he's gonna here me
>*hear, sweetie

K :)

I'm not a native speaker, so I also would like to know this. It feels weird even to me seeing it contracted in that context.

Albeit I did understand what she meant by it.

Fag

"I am baby" still makes no sense without a comma, regardless of how condescending you can be.

Who was in the wrong here?

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Ever heard of brevity, faggot?

She is a big baby.

What, you think you're insulting me? I'm not fighting with you, I'm trying to make you understand the comedy from another angle. Get lynched niggerboy.

>Not enough time for O
>Enough time for pointless Baby
K

Her mother is a baby, are you artistic?

>mom he is stabbing me in carotid artery and eating my face
>k

>k

Lol @ that convo

how about just replying back "OK" then you condescending piece of shit?

>not KK

Everyone understands it was an emergency, retard. People are just having fun by nitpicking their grammar.

women text like this when they're having sex.

>being this certain of yourself
>REFUSING to understand the comedy
Is this a heightened form of ironic humor?

>MOM THERES A 10 FOOT TALL NIGGER AND HE HAS A BAZOOKA JAMMED UP MY CUNT AND HES ABOUT TO PULL THE TRIGGER

>K

is her mom's pic an image of her twerking

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K

>Chuck's Fuck & Suck

>Chuck I'm gonna call 911
>He is a city-slicker Chuck he's gonna succ me

>K

>U fuck or suck or something Chuck
>Chuck

>I'm Sneed

Pretty sure mom had a man inside too

u tell me :)

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Fuck off, I'm baby

>Mom's Edge
>K
>I'm baby

>implying that 'k' actually saves time in an emergency
SO IT'S TRUE THEN
YOU ARE ALL DUMBASSES THAT ONLY UNDERSTAND BABBY HUMOR
PROCESS IT ON A HIGHER LEVEL YOU REACTIONARY FUCKS

>K

Make sure you don't confuse "right" with "write" next time, professor.

Your so dumb

Jesus Christ, my sides. That might've been better than "K."

I am a native speaker and it still sounds fucking weird to me

I think it's cause "I am" can generally either be followed by a noun, verb, or adjective, but since she used it in the sense of "I am (verb)" but did not add a comma, it became "I am (noun)". When used with a noun it needs a conjunction or else it sounds weird, and she omitted one.

Wat

She hired the guy to kill her daughter.

(((you)))

Was he being a good parent, bros?

Guy was her secret lover who didn't wanna deal with her kids and she knew he was gonna kill them.

That was in response to "I'm baby." "K," while undoubtedly quicker, may have been less helpful or appropriate than some sort of reassuring text.

Makes sense. Thank you.

Where were you when house invade?

I was at home texting mom, he's gonna here

K

U call?

You'd rather her spell out. I AM BABY? Now who wants to type out a paragraph you fucking mong

L M A O WHAT A ART AMIRITE
LOOK AT THIS PEDOBEAR I DREW IN CLASS

>You're a big mom

Side note I'm 21 and I text to 13 and 14 year old girls, is that wrong?

No you idiot, type I am. That's much faster to both type and parse. There's no one going "wtf you're baby?"

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yeah

>you fucking mong
why even bother saying this shit; it's so overused it doesn't have power anymore.
just type YFM instead - we'll get your meaning but it won't carry any of the pretense that you think you're typing something original.

>he's gonna here me
>I'm baby

becuase a contraction pairs with another verb. i'm on its own sounds like shit

I'm 18 and I wouldn't go for 14 yo's, you're pretty freaky

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Yea bro

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I'm usually pretty edgy but yeah honestly man, it really is

That’s my mom. Somehow she manages to text parts of words that even autocorrect can’t save so you just end up with random letters

Take a seat over there, please.

>kill

reading comprehension

nah, bust that shit open. nothing in life will ever be as good.

Depends on the nature of the conversations and how frequent they are.

>K

Ignore the faggots that is totally fine.