Thoughts on Hayden Christensen's upcoming film Little Italy (2018)?

Thoughts on Hayden Christensen's upcoming film Little Italy (2018)?

>A young couple must navigate a blossoming romance, amidst a war between their families' competing pizza restaurants.

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how do actors not get a boner in scenes like that one?

>young couple
>played by a 36 year old Haden

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by not being a NEE/tv/irgin

cant wait!!! will be the kino of 2018!!!

Little Italy will have little success.

What's to get a boner about?

imagine if emma roberts successfully beat you into submission and broke you mentally!

It's been done.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_My_Heart_(film)

emma incoming

How did you guys like Jumper desu?

i would be her lil slave!

Wasn't this some Indian movie about the exact thing? In fact, I'm sure this exact movie has been done many times.

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Romeo and Juliet with pizza?

i don't watch movies

Isn't Hayden like 45 by now?

fuckin trash mate

What is this body type called?

Are there many pizza-based romcoms?

36

perfection

this movie was so awful

something about that picture
its lewd

Those knees are way too pointy.

Aww I got their names mixed up.
I thought it was Thomas Haden Church.

>tfwn best emma gf

They were made that way so when your plowing her hard from behind she won't slip away.

Emma will save this movie for me. She is the epitome of beauty and all things deity
I can feel it! It's going to be delicious like her yummy pizzas and tasty pale legs!

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>sneakers
>no socks
faggit.exe

>putting cheese and sauce on pizza

Why is she with this soyboy? why is life so cruel

Very excited to see what comes out of Little Italy. Can't find a single sneak preview anywhere!

Emma likes any flavor of pizza ;)
It's an on and off relationship. I guess she gels well with him ever since acting along side him. But who knows the world is a funny place, maybe 6 months down the line your dream or even my dream of being with Emma will come true. We have no control over what the future holds ultimately.

Will we ever find out what's wrong with her knees?

They're too perfect. But I, personally, don't see that as a problem though

Oh. Because he played Darth Vader, people need to go crazy over some shitty romantic comedy nobody would give two fucks ago. Fucking retarded nerds I swear.

sounds cute, I'll probably never watch it

>Romeo+Juliet with Pizza
Damn why didn't I think of this earlier. Romeo and Juliet were Italian and that's where the pizza came from right?!

literally this but irl version

I HAVE BROUGHT PIZZA, FREEDOM, JUSTICE AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE

The only way you could possibly improve Romeo and Juliet is by starring Emma as lead actress
10/10 would watch this modern day remake of a Shakespearian classic with a hot, sassy pizzagirl Emma

>burgers=pizza

F E R T I L E
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oooohhhhhhhhh em-ma~~~~~~~~~

Cutie patootie

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Buy one get one free.

Mouth-watering stuff there, user
But, doesn't it make more sense to keep each flavor in one box and still make it a buy one pizza, get one free type of deal?

It does but it depends on the terms and conditions. It may be a free pizza but only of the exact same type.

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The want the best of both worlds too, I suppose
Hot

is there a cuter actress in existence?

The better question is why didn't they put pizza in the last remake set in modern America.

is /ourguy/ back?

Yuuuuus! I'm thinking that he is back!
Must suck being an introverted social anxiety celeb. I'd imagine he turns down quite a few movie roles because he would rather be alone.

from my point of view he was never away

I should really just live on Sup Forums
This is paradise compared to the hellhole known as Sup Forums
Pathetic autistic faggot trolls