/got/ general:

we had fun last time > so let's keep it this way edition

Read Siege by James Mason

I want to make a baby with Emilia!

Read Siege you fucking faggot

>general for a show that finished its most recent season over 6 months ago and doesn't have another season for over a year

Umm, no sweetie.

thanks for the bump

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how about making a good OP next time instead of that fat aging talentless womanlet

She is 48, you'd only get a downy out of her.

What will the next thread be about I wonder.

>next thread
Probably the premiere

Next thread: Euron = Daario thread

one true king

Stannis is SIEGEPILLED

whats siege? a book? what genre?

>dany posting
enjoy your ban!

Lannisters dont act like fools

No leaks yet?

She's aging terribly.

Kneel

>you will not take that whore to court
why did he give a shit?

She looks like 40 year old hag here

>be the most powerful man in the world
>son marries a horsefaced whore
I wonder

Away with you vile beggar

I would like to sniff her hairy brown butthole

are generals back

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR

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soyboys

SOYBOY IS IT?
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING

I never imagined her with a hairy brown asshole. There's just something about Emilia Clarke that betokens anal bleaching.

Kneel cucky

As circumstances would later demonstrate the hypocritical old lecher wanted her for himself.

>reddit: the post

Yer grace?

>adult: the post

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BOW YOU SHIT I'll HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE

BOW YOUR HEAD I'LL HAVE YOUR SHIT ON A SPIKE

>average game of thrones fan

NEVER FORGET

This. Are generals allowed again?

There’s nothing wrong with being a hedonist.

Is Tyrion a hedonist?

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>buddies with ned stark

They were buddies before the whole slavery thing

How and when did you fall in love with Stannis?

>buddies with Ned Stark, Khal Drogo, Barristan Selmy
No
>Once married to the hottest in the continent of Westeros
he didn't marry Ashara Dayne
>belonged to the golden company
no
>exiled twice by her queen who friendzones him
what a chad
>Pure First Men blood
only to marry a Lyseny and racemix till getting cucked.
>Once he declares his loyalty to someone he wil always be loyal to that person
he effectivelly disobeyed Ned Stark and betrayed the kingdom and the king for engaging in slavery
>daenerys too scared of his sexual power
>implying
the rest is too bullshit to even try to dismantle it.

i dont think they knew each other very well

Reminder that he is basing his whole claim to the throne on a letter a guy sent him that was based on a book and the word of an untrustworthy woman

He spent some days in Winterfell as a guest

No. He is basing in feudal genetics. There was never a blonde haired baratheon. keep in mind Stannis didn't receive the letter in the books.

there were probably a hundred different guests every year and half were more important than him
yeah he was the original investigator iirc, not sure if they dropped that in the show or not, I never remember them referencing it

In the show Stannis has nothing to do with the investigation, and is just in Dragonstone as opposed to KL for no reason

The Mormonts are one of the most important houses of the North. I think that, until Robert went there at the start of the show, the most important guest may have been Hoster Tully, if he felt like visiting his daughter

>The Mormonts are one of the most important houses of the North

>The Mormonts are one of the most important houses of the North.

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These are the only GOOD characters of quality of GOT still alive:

>Jorah
>Beric
>Gilly
>Meera Reed
>Edmure

the last two may as well be dead for all the screentime they're going to be getting

>dany to afraid of his sexual powers
the guy creeps on her when she's 14 years old and makes romantic advances that would make the most autistic robot cringe.
the creator of this really outed himself as some sort of turbosperg

It's obvious that George is a patrician cunnysseur as you get into the layer books.

poor kit, they'll never stop trolling him

>INFAMOUS MANLET, ALCOHOLIC UNABASHEDLY SHOWS FACE IN PUBLIC
i know this feel

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

Name all the posters who are missing right now. Believe me, we miss a lot of them.

I wish I knew what the conversation was that set him off at the bar.

missing based coddbros

>read the books in the offseason
>find the show unwatchable and cringy
>cant stop thinking about how bad it is compared to the books

is this normal? I wish I never read them now

>he hasn't learned to turn his brain off
never gonna make it

Name best and worst episode of season 7

Go one step further and realise they're both garbage.

the best: the spoils of wars and one before that
the worst: s7e6 (i don't mind the general outline of the episode, it's just that it was poorly executed (mostly directors fault))

Euron Greyjoy is a kinda interesting character, for a Ironborn & Greyjoy atleast.

best: 7
worst: 1-6

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to bad DnD only writes sinister villains as off brand joker psychos

>best: 7
hello гeddit!

I'll be surprised if this thread is still up when I get up in the morning.

best girl coming though

Literally who

>he dosent know

>caring about random targshits who are infertile half the time or birth retarded spawn.
Awful taste in waifus.

>had three bastards
>buried three husbands
>best girl

qt tho

>cheating thot whos greatest legacy is a mangy prison guard and a traitorous nigger
even the fat frey girl is better. targaryen really is the worst house by far

at least they have the two best boys daemon targaryen and daemon blackfyre

>implying thicc freyfu isn't a patrician choice
Bested only by pure freyfu.

>reading an unfinished series by a lazy author

Kek

twow soon

Fire & Blood first, cucked again!

why the hell would you start reading an unfinished series where is more likely that the author will die before finishing it ??
we will have the 9th season befor the TWOW

Is that another Elio and Linda big book of lore autism?

>POVfus
>Cat
>pros: good looking, fertile, faithful, good at running the household
>cons: holds a grudge, bad at following directions, impulsive
>Sansa
>pros: good looking, gentle and kind
>cons: too young, not very bright, thot tendencies, kind of shallow
>Arya
>pros: could look however you want her to look, clever, loyal
>cons: way too young, edgelord, impulsive, in a cult, even stronger thot tendencies
>Dany
>pros: pretty, means well
>cons: not too bright, impulsive, slutty, genocidal, always on about one revolution or another, rek'd womb, dragon equivalent of a crazy cat lady, carries crazy genes that may activate at any moment
>Cersei
>pros: good looking, fertile
>cons: insane, incestuous, unfaithful, evil, abusive, drunk, narcissistic, paranoid, bad at ruling, murderous, scheming, started getting fat, slutty, can't stop raging about soggy knees
>Brienne
>pros: heir to a pretty island, good person, loyal, understanding, can protect you
>cons: ugly as sin, one track mind, can't take the bants, probably not fertile due to horemone issues
>Asha
>good looking, chill, can protect you, probably fun at parties, can be monogamous if she chooses to be
>ironigger subhuman, still pretty slutty, gets triggered by a dumb word like a millennial
>Arianne
>pretty, thicc, fun at parties
>subhuman dornigger, mega slut, idiot, unwarranted daddy issues, manipulative, thiccnes liable to turn into fatness later on in life
>Melisandre
>good looking, magical powers
>too religious, loyal only to her god, only interested in saving the world, probably an old crone or a zombie, would sacrifice you for the greater good
All things considered, I'd probably go with Cat desu.

Cat/Sansa is the true patrician's choice.

Yes, just about Targaryens this time, aka George's favorite House

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Yeah, John, I'm going to have to go with Sansa

>too young
>downside