Childhood is thinking Hermione is hot

Childhood is thinking Hermione is hot
Adulthood is realizing Moaning Myrtle made more sense.

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I think this might be one of those 'you had to be there' things

I'd make her moan alright

>having a crush on a ghost who gets pooped on in her home

Childhood is thinking the Harry Potter series is good
Adulthood is realising they are one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Do you think she can give you a ghost blow job like Ghostbusters style?

No but she can bob her head in your lap and make gagging noises while you jerk off

The actress was 37 in Chamber of Secrets.

I mean realistically every boy in the school would have tried this at least once huh?

forgetting someone?

She looks like Harry but with long hair

She does. I thought Radcliffe was playing her as some sort of joke when I watched COS for the first time.

Oh boy. Looks like i'm team slitherin now.

Based

You say it was bad? It was excellent. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has extremely exciting and unique characteristics when set against the others. One of the many consistencies in the series is its excitement and creative use of special effects, which really helps bring the magic alive and the action ert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series wouldn’t be subjected to the bland directorial style he fell into afterwards with War of the Worlds, Minority Report, and Big Friendly Giant. The profitable cross-promotion for her books was really just an afterthought. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Fast and the Furious series in its refusal of stupidity, inanity, and lack of logic. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"Yes!"
The writing is imaginative and comes off of the page; the book is a masterpiece. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character “stretched his legs” rather than using the duller “went for a walk” expression.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time I saw a child’s eyes come alive with wonder while reading the books. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so naturally attuned to the Jungian archetypes that govern human thought that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a whiny, pathetic review of Harry Potter by some guy on Sup Forums. He wrote something to the effect of, “Harry Potter is full of poop.” And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read “Harry Potter” you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

what the fuck this wasn't supposed to happen

>ywn sit down on the toilet and have your ass licked by a moaning ghost waifu

wh-why is she moaning bros?

>Harry and Ron got PAJEET'D
(lol

JKR emasculating the British """man"""

Perhaps the problem is because your magic magic world has no place for the numinous, Rowling. It is written for people whose imaginative lives are confined to TV cartoons, and the exaggerated (more exciting, not threatening) mirror-worlds of soaps, reality TV and celebrity gossip. Its values, and everything in it, are, as Gatsby said of his own world when the light had gone out of his dream, ''only personal.'' Nobody is trying to save or destroy anything beyond Harry Potter and his friends and family.

Imagine if we got some mainstream media presenting cultural and political ideas which are nowhere near mainstream.
Socially libertarian socialist oligarchic technocracy vs ultra conservative 'anti-degenerate' economically centrist/nationalist postmodernist rebels.
Or something not grounded in any form of reality at all.

Lol you're such a pseud. People can like whatever they want. If you value intelligence, then shouldn't you try and teach rather than shame? What's wrong with liking fun? I say this cause I mentioned to a friend how I would never read Harry Potter, because at the time I was 20, and that I would rather read something like The World as Will and Representation. I cringe hard at my younger self. People can read for fun you know? Maybe someone likes wizards and owls? I like spooky stories on the internet

CUNTY BUNTY

Yo who dis
Also that Asian chick lined up with my yellow fever

Why didn't more guys line up for Hermione when she was one of the best looking girl at hogwarts

''No!''

Genevieve Gaunt as Pansy Parkinson in Prisoner of Azkaban

imagine not knowing much about hogwarts and during your first year you find out theres a dead girl who's very lonely
imagine the blowjobs

Saved

>Pansy Parkinson
you cant be serious

>enjoying life
>having fun
>being happy
That’s where you’re wrong kiddo. Fuck you be miserable like me

I want Rita Skeeter to transfigure me into her pantyhose/shoe.

I think you meant to say "I'd make her groan alright".

Can't I?

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When i was young i thought that she was played by daniel radcliffe with a wig

somebody post the bane edition

Buttplug, dildo, panties and bra works too.

oh mang
cant believe she flew under my radar

I have seen a pic on /aco/ of this. Harry is shooting his load through myrtle's head.

>ywn sneak into the prefects bathroom, late at night, using the marauders map with Hermonie and take her virginity

You're lashing out because of your negativity. I understand, and because I can understand I can forgive.

Woo woo!