a ladybug just landed on my hand in real life like this, what should I do?
A ladybug just landed on my hand in real life like this, what should I do?
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marry a Fee
Fuck it
Squish it, they are invasive pests
t. aphid
Eat it mad Max style
Admire it and let it fly off.
Hopefully a cute asian chick who loves nature is watching me.
...
That's actually your girlfriend from another timeline. She doesn't exist, mind you, and never will, but she's watching over you from her home, wherever that is.
Drown them in 3 years worth of cum and boil the cum
Make an obnoxious female the main character
My waifu?
Use it to combat the aphids in your garden.
NOT PART OF AKU'S ORDER
Appreciate the beauty of life and its capacity to renew.
Realize that beetles are bros
Most of them at least.
eat it.
Mantids are the most superior insect.
CONSUME IT
ADD ITS STRENGTH TO YOUR OWN
>92830183
Make a wish, that's what you're supposed to do when a Ladybug lands on you.
Holy shit, mantis playing 4D chess.
Have sex with it
hey
Find a black cat and see if the cat likes it.
I peed a little bit
Flick it?
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Put it inside your body
Eat it, snort it, stuck it up your ass idc just get it up in there
oh shit
fucks sake why are they so brutal
The bug life is a hard life.
bring back 80's speed metal.
Yeah man, beetles are great
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But they dont hurt good vegetation and infact actively kill hated pests like leaf mites.
Theres a reason they've been purposefully introduced into several farming regions in the world.
>A solid 2 minutes eating its face while the bee struggles to break free.
Let it bite you so you can gain the powers of a Ladybug .
Then dawn yourself a costume and become Ladyman!
Exterminate them now, before science creates man-eating versions.
Enjoying your....coital snack there, Ma'am?
What is this from
Bee
Moth
Punk-ass arrogant bitch mantids think they're unmatched
Gets killed and eaten in self defense by a small guy
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and then there's the horsehair worm
>dazzled by bright lights and your smile
Moth is comfiest/ qtest
>Samurai "OT VEY IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND GAIJIN" Jack
CRUSH IT
AND HUNT DOWN THAT ACCURSED SAM-U-RAAAIIIII
Moth
So the secret to mantis style kung fu is to clinch your enemy and eat their face huh...?
moth a cute. A CUTE!
>ywn cuddle with your gf in the cold winter wearing the hand-knit sweater she made you
>Mantis bee
Where's the bee? All I see is the Mantis eating a fly
Out
Fucking
Played
They are not. They are cold and precise. Even when it's eating somebody's face it's tidy and cut.
Insects are horrifying creatures with disgusting lifestyles
introduce it to christianity
No, Mantis style Kung Fu is basically just what you do as a kid pretending you're Bruce Lee: do cool looking useless Cygnus Hyoga kata moves and say "I know Kung Fu"
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>tfw Sup Forums never talks about insectkino
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Actual movie has no narration or dialogue
Did somebody say BEETLE WRASSALIN
Watch MICROCOSMOS
>literally a film made by Frenchman out in some Farm meadow outside Nice where revolutionary camera and sound tech was used to produce 2 hours of bugs fucking and killing one another set to classical music
It's on Netflix right now. True BUGKINO.
Mosura ya Mosura
Dongan kasakuyan indo muu
Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan
Tounjukanraa
Kasaku yaanmu
Mantis are low tier in Japanese bug fights
Why did you go home with a lady bug and typed this
Because they're ambush predators, dummy.
>netflix
Pssh, you're small time kid. I watched that shit in theaters when it came out.
Minuscule is actually Sup Forums though, I know something actually on topic in this thread.
I guess it's now that The Besieged Fortress gets an honorable mention.
Do you have a link to the edited video with it being Aku?
Grasshopper gf:
>super ravenous but a total health nut vegan
>traditional girl from a small farming town who got bored
>when she gets together with her friends she just totally transforms and they can wipe out an entire bar's liquor supply after one girl's night out
>super jumpy but loves you even if you accidentally scare her
>legs and ass are thicc as fuck
>has an amazing singing voice she'll rock you to sleep with on warm summer nights
Have you ever spent hours with a vacuum removing hordes of hundreds of ladybugs from the ceilings?
It's not fun.
It's a nice memory and such a suffering reference for Samurai Jack.
Unzip dick
Say that to my face, fucker, not online, see what happens!
Stop posting shit-tier shows.
Nigga I still have the VHS tape
In Asian cultures, it means you will be reunited or find your love. Just let it go and it will fly to them.
Filthy undead should be sealed away
Ant is too much like me, going for the moth.
>tfw realize I already basically had a qt bee gf
FUCK
GET TO THE PAST
Aren't you more of a cockroach wearing the skin of a man wearing the skin of a mantis, though?
*smooch smooch*
i found dozens of dead ladybugs at the door of my shed right after watching that episode, ominous deesue
The only logical response.
Am I the only one attracted to the Ant's description?
I like a girl who needs me to tell her where to go and what to do, and the hoarding of bizarre items could be a cute quirk.
Feed to spooder
I seduce the bug.
do you now
Crush your enemies.