A ladybug just landed on my hand in real life like this, what should I do?

a ladybug just landed on my hand in real life like this, what should I do?

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marry a Fee

Fuck it

Squish it, they are invasive pests

t. aphid

Eat it mad Max style

Admire it and let it fly off.

Hopefully a cute asian chick who loves nature is watching me.

...

That's actually your girlfriend from another timeline. She doesn't exist, mind you, and never will, but she's watching over you from her home, wherever that is.

Drown them in 3 years worth of cum and boil the cum

Make an obnoxious female the main character

My waifu?

Use it to combat the aphids in your garden.

NOT PART OF AKU'S ORDER

Appreciate the beauty of life and its capacity to renew.

Realize that beetles are bros
Most of them at least.

eat it.

Mantids are the most superior insect.

CONSUME IT
ADD ITS STRENGTH TO YOUR OWN

>92830183
Make a wish, that's what you're supposed to do when a Ladybug lands on you.

Holy shit, mantis playing 4D chess.

Have sex with it

hey

Find a black cat and see if the cat likes it.

I peed a little bit

Flick it?

...

Put it inside your body

Eat it, snort it, stuck it up your ass idc just get it up in there

oh shit

fucks sake why are they so brutal

The bug life is a hard life.

bring back 80's speed metal.

Yeah man, beetles are great
youtu.be/JmOVrYT-D-c

But they dont hurt good vegetation and infact actively kill hated pests like leaf mites.

Theres a reason they've been purposefully introduced into several farming regions in the world.

>A solid 2 minutes eating its face while the bee struggles to break free.

Let it bite you so you can gain the powers of a Ladybug .

Then dawn yourself a costume and become Ladyman!

Exterminate them now, before science creates man-eating versions.

Enjoying your....coital snack there, Ma'am?

What is this from

Bee

Moth

Punk-ass arrogant bitch mantids think they're unmatched
Gets killed and eaten in self defense by a small guy
youtube.com/watch?v=UuxVHF5uZDs
and then there's the horsehair worm

>dazzled by bright lights and your smile
Moth is comfiest/ qtest

>Samurai "OT VEY IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND GAIJIN" Jack

CRUSH IT

AND HUNT DOWN THAT ACCURSED SAM-U-RAAAIIIII

Moth

So the secret to mantis style kung fu is to clinch your enemy and eat their face huh...?

moth a cute. A CUTE!
>ywn cuddle with your gf in the cold winter wearing the hand-knit sweater she made you

>Mantis bee
Where's the bee? All I see is the Mantis eating a fly

Out
Fucking
Played

They are not. They are cold and precise. Even when it's eating somebody's face it's tidy and cut.

youtube.com/watch?v=8OsjlRgakkM

Insects are horrifying creatures with disgusting lifestyles

introduce it to christianity

No, Mantis style Kung Fu is basically just what you do as a kid pretending you're Bruce Lee: do cool looking useless Cygnus Hyoga kata moves and say "I know Kung Fu"
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>tfw Sup Forums never talks about insectkino
youtu.be/94QlYiCmWvg
Actual movie has no narration or dialogue

Did somebody say BEETLE WRASSALIN

Watch MICROCOSMOS
>literally a film made by Frenchman out in some Farm meadow outside Nice where revolutionary camera and sound tech was used to produce 2 hours of bugs fucking and killing one another set to classical music

It's on Netflix right now. True BUGKINO.

Mosura ya Mosura

Dongan kasakuyan indo muu

Rusuto uiraandoa, hanba hanbamuyan, randa banunradan

Tounjukanraa

Kasaku yaanmu

Mantis are low tier in Japanese bug fights

Why did you go home with a lady bug and typed this

Because they're ambush predators, dummy.

>netflix
Pssh, you're small time kid. I watched that shit in theaters when it came out.

Minuscule is actually Sup Forums though, I know something actually on topic in this thread.

I guess it's now that The Besieged Fortress gets an honorable mention.

Do you have a link to the edited video with it being Aku?

Grasshopper gf:
>super ravenous but a total health nut vegan
>traditional girl from a small farming town who got bored
>when she gets together with her friends she just totally transforms and they can wipe out an entire bar's liquor supply after one girl's night out
>super jumpy but loves you even if you accidentally scare her
>legs and ass are thicc as fuck
>has an amazing singing voice she'll rock you to sleep with on warm summer nights

Have you ever spent hours with a vacuum removing hordes of hundreds of ladybugs from the ceilings?
It's not fun.

It's a nice memory and such a suffering reference for Samurai Jack.

Unzip dick

Say that to my face, fucker, not online, see what happens!

Stop posting shit-tier shows.

Nigga I still have the VHS tape

In Asian cultures, it means you will be reunited or find your love. Just let it go and it will fly to them.

Filthy undead should be sealed away

Ant is too much like me, going for the moth.

>tfw realize I already basically had a qt bee gf

FUCK

GET TO THE PAST

Aren't you more of a cockroach wearing the skin of a man wearing the skin of a mantis, though?

*smooch smooch*

i found dozens of dead ladybugs at the door of my shed right after watching that episode, ominous deesue

The only logical response.

Am I the only one attracted to the Ant's description?

I like a girl who needs me to tell her where to go and what to do, and the hoarding of bizarre items could be a cute quirk.

Feed to spooder

I seduce the bug.

do you now

Crush your enemies.