What went wrong?
What went wrong?
>be arguably the greatest stand up comic of all time
>get paid insane amounts of money to star in shit movies
Yeah, his life is a fucking mess
>eddie murphy
>arguably the greatest stand up comic of all time
So this is what being 56% does to your brain. Shocking.
Faggot son
I recognize this guy from somewhere
Literally Norbit
I dunno, he had a great career and made enough money to live without working for the rest of his life. I think he'll be fine.
Tranny addiction
This.
shame, because if it happened now, he'd be a hero.
His plan was always to retire early. He explicitly talked about it multiple times.
Norbit was pure kino.
the guys been famous since he was 18 . Also his style of comedy (funny) has been replaced with cringey IMPROV style dialog and quips (not funny).
plus im guessing hes fucking loaded. He would never do stand up again because you cant practice a new set without everyone filming you with their iPhone and then saying how much it sucks
I wouldn't mind if he moved into doing more serious roles or maybe a supporting character actor instead of the star.
Hes really talented and pretty likable overall.
Not sure what CapeShit character he could play. Paint him green and he's brainiac
heh, i laughed. Maybe ill check this movie out
Having Norbit released at exactly the same time as when you have a legitmate chance of winning an academy award would make want to quit working alltogether
I'm Danish
My dad was an extra on one of his movies. Apparently he shows up, wants everything set up. will shoot the scene, and only in one take and then leaves. He's apparently very hard to work with.
Sounds like an effective way to get things done desu
He treats doing movies as a job rather than a passion the way many other actors and comedians do.
There's always the usual blockbusters that you'll find actors doing, but it's to finance their lifestyles while they otherwise do more arthouse type movies for personal fulfillment.
Like Steve Martin took up doing indie movies like Novocaine as well as writing books like The Pleasure Of My Company, now he plays a bluegrass music band and does more music in general. He actually enjoys what he does.
Whereas Eddie Murphy does what? The only thing I can find are a couple obvious cash in movies.
Wrong kid died
jeg skal lave flæskesteg nu, vil du have en skive?
Nothing
He tried hard when he was young
Then cashed in on brainlet/kiddie shit when he got older.
He was still amazing and the only good thing in DreamGirls.
Post some eddie kinos
youtube.com
>celebitchy.com
the more you dig into the dead tranny and eddie the more you realize eddie likes to suck dicks
I don't care.
Eddie was just way ahead of the curve on trannyfapping
>He would never do stand up again because you cant practice a new set without everyone filming you with their iPhone and then saying how much it sucks
Dave Chappelle did just that idiot
Dave Chapelle took like a 5 minute break from standup. Eddie hasn't done it in 30 years
made a lot of money from bad movies and focused on his family I guess
I think thing went right
>Dave Chapelle took like a 5 minute break from standup.
amazing, because according to Dave himself it was years, 12 years actually
Source?
He never stopped doing stand up for 12 years that's bullshit. The longest he stopped was a couple of months.
I've seen him say hes been out of Hollywood or mainstream shit for that long but he was still doing standup the whole time
Nothing?
Eddie Murphy movies are comfy as fuck
Compare that to Ed Harris, who my dad stood in for lighting. He said he was kind of an asshole, but a working asshole. Told people to stop sitting around and get shit done. Would do multiple takes, was like a perfectionist who liked to work.
Trading Places was good
Look at his filmography
Dude only has like 5 legit bad movies out of 40.
You're just being a faggot if you say shit like I spy and showtime weren't at least average.
>Eddie Murphy has said he won't do stand up because of X
>another person (who isn't Eddie Murphy) just did stand up
Well gee thanks sweetie
he didn't get that oscar the last time he was nominated. i forgot the name of the movie, but he walked out when the old guy from little miss sunshine won. ever since then it seems like he hasn't been very active in hollywood
Nothing, he is fucking based
He was nominated for Dreamgirls. Word on the street was that they didn't give that and other awards to him because of Norbit.
He refuses to return to doing stand up because he said expectations would be too high. Everyone would initially be excited and if they don't immediately get the high they remembered getting last time they would turn on him. He said he doesn't want to put himself through that. But this is the last thing he did:
youtu.be
I mean took phones away during his stand up retard
>Source?
Dave Chappelle himself in his latest netflix comedy jew showcase
Yeh but no he didn't.
>Yeh but no he didn't.
ok retard, I'm living in a dream world where your netflix special with Dave and mine are different
No you are just unclear on what he said and how it relates to the myth you are trying to claim
>2018
>spiser stadig svin
lol
jeg er ikke brun, min ven
Yeah but Eddie Murphy is actually funny
Saa laenge dine boern bliver det, saa er det ok, min dreng.
Nothing. I even hear he had a part in the most popular New Year TV show in Japan.
>stand up comedians
>Eddie Murphy > Dave Chapelle
Anyone who thinks differently hasn't watched eddie at all
The chapelle show was funnier than any film/tv eddie has been in though
>boern
så skal man tale med en dame
det går ikke
is he /OurGuy/ ?
God dreng. De lugter ogsaa af prutter ud af roeven
>The chapelle show was funnier than any film/tv eddie has been in though
>mfw found out that he's actually Danish
So 40%?
sut en fed
>which one a you niggas kill santa clause
>sob stories about dead nogs from ages ago is now considered comedy
hur hur
80s ended. Same thing that happened to every comedian
>literally gets busted picking up a tranny prostitute
Like father like son
typical black asshole diva, he and Will Smith and the bunch of them walk around with their big nigger entourage and their nose in the air and and act like their shit don't stink but they're still just niggers and we all know it, still just from ex-farm equipment monkeys
fucking Punch Out combo
trannies aren't gay
they're simply inferior to us, white brother
got pretty much just dropped by Hollywood like Jim Carrey
Mr. Church was pure fucking kino
Coming to America, The Golden Child and Trading Places.
Can we all agree this is the ultimate trifecta of Eddiekino?
That tranny died after falling outside her department in 1998.
Where is Beverly Hills Cop and 48 Hrs?
>net worth 85 million dollars
Something went wrong?
whatever helps you sleep at night
Church was a homo, right?
pretty much, and he hated himself for that as you should kek
>eddie murphy was 22 when delirious came out
...
t. droput white NEET's who's claim to superiority is the color of their skin
pls go back to your board
Pluto Nash
Nah, questionable shit would pop up well before pluto nash.
Vampire in Brooklyn anyone?
>made fat shaming movie
>released in america
>carreer died
Gee, i wonder why.
Yeah but Ed Harris can act
Eddie is a comedian, you can't compare them. They have different backgrounds, beside he can't be that bad, in the Nutty Professor he played an entire family by himself