Today we are here to pay our respects to a great Squid Admiral who has sacrificed himself for the greater good and got killed by an evil film director WITHOUT GIVING HIM A PROPER BAD ASS MOMENT OR DEATH SCENE, i ask all of you now to press F to pay respect to him and if anyone has something to say on the dead Squid you are welcome to say it......may you rest in peace admiral *salutes* youtube.com/watch?v=4oY1c3W3c-Q
PS: Unfortunately we werent able to find the dead body that now is in space but this doesnt mean he doesnt deserve a grave.
Ian Evans
F
Lincoln Evans
>fat SJW cunt kills off Ackbar so he makes space for her self-insert OC dyke cunt admiral >she dies in same movie
FUCKING BRAVO
Jose Richardson
F
Benjamin Scott
fuckin F
Angel Bailey
ikr :_(
ITS A TRAP user
Carter Walker
Fucking F
>You know, our officers are dead >Ah, hum ... Ackbar is dead too.
Carter Smith
The song doesn't help it mate... Our childhood heroes don't deserve to go this way.
Fucking F you fictional beautiful calamari bastard.
James Price
F Remember him happy
Aiden Sanchez
Can't believe I'm feeling tears rushing to my eyes. A smile worth protecting.
Alexander Morales
F
Dylan Martinez
you are now aware that if it was Admiral Lando instead of Admiral Holdo the movie would have been 10x better and the shitty plot would be carried by Billy Dee's charisma instead of ice queen slay
Eli Green
>lever is being pulled >a full-screen shot of wining smile >followed by this K I N O I N O
Wyatt Rivera
omg yes
Juan Lewis
F, you delicious bastard
Gavin Hernandez
OP Priest here
Guys this is a funeral be free to say something nice to our dead calamari friend. I will go first
"if only he realized that was a trap" :_(
Ian Allen
he will forever live in my mind as a someone who never became part of Disney wars since they're not canon, see you on the other side space calamari cowboy
Christian Wilson
F
Ian Peterson
>that second when you realized that Ackbar was killed by a literally who first order pilot killed several seconds later
Brandon Robinson
F
Adrian Watson
And then you autists would be complaining that they ruined Lando because he didnt trust Poe
Hudson Clark
what if it was Admiral Ackbar instead ??
Samuel Morgan
F
Angel King
Then we would have gotten a quip where some New Order officer yells 'IT'S A TR-' just before they explode.
Christian Hernandez
F
Brayden Wilson
LMAO that would have been awsome
Jason Bennett
>be ackbar's ghost >meet admiral piett's ghost >get given continuous grief about not having bridge deflector shields >also not even trying to intensify firepower when fighters on obvious attack run Feelsbadsquid.jpg
i thought she was one of those femnazis also WHY THE FUCK DIDNT SHE HAVE A UNIFORM pffsss fucking SJW's atleast give her a uniform
Levi Brooks
F
Thomas Perry
F
Levi Powell
Superman's burial was pretty good
Xavier Bennett
Will Ackbar return as a force ghost? will he inform them of a trap in ghost form and save the day?
Nathan Hernandez
i guess it was one of the best fictional funerals ever on a movie
Caleb Rodriguez
Legends are forever
Owen Ortiz
F.. You deserved better.
>Barely survive the explosion on the bridge >battered and broken wake up to see the mess Admiral Gender Studies has made from a simple escape plan. >Struggling to make it to the bridge you see the first transport get spaced >a manly tear wells up in his one good eye >no longer caring for his injuries or the immense pain he is in doubles his efforts to get to the bridge. >getting to the bridge he sees Admiral Gender Studies literally doing nothing >Akbar while scolding her to fucking do something another transport blows up in the back ground >in a Rage at her lack action slaps her out of his chair >Shocked at his lack of respect for her vagina pulls a gun on him. >Akbar pressing a button the the console causes her to trip into him where he disarms and stuns her >he then turns the ship into the line of fire taking shots ment for another transport. >turning his ship into the Supremacy he pours on the speed diverting energy from the shields as the next few shots rip through the hull >while Akbar doing a rousing speech about how heroes are important and how they of the spark that will burn the first order down basically the opposite of what Admiral Gender Studies said >while she crawls towards the closest escape pod he looks at her gives her that fish smile >"and we will both die Heroes today" he said as he releases the safeties on the core reactor while simultaneously charging the hyperdrive >the ship barely holding together now very close to the Supremacy explodes is a spectacular fashion >hugs can yell "it's a Trap" right before just to keep the tone of the movie the same
You will always be a hero in my headcanon
Hudson Powell
omg yes send this to that Faggot of Ryan Johnson please
Luke Martin
F Ackbar was a real nigga
Nicholas Thomas
hes a squid not a lobster moron
Lucas Wood
F
Camden Murphy
F
Jaxon Sanders
F
Jacob Ross
damn right here we go
Logan Martinez
As short as life may be, the memes live forever
David Johnson
F At least they did not turn him into a cuck or a tranny.
Isaiah Myers
F ;_;
Why do we care so much for a side character, mates?
Sebastian Fisher
youre like some kinda fuckin retard
ackbar was a neat looking costume that a lot of people liked. in the movies' universe tho he has like < 10 lines. why would people liking him in the real world have any impact on the universe?
Landon Bennett
...
Evan James
May your spirit find peace and serenity in oneness with the Force, our dear Admiral. In more astute hands, your final moments would have come while springing a trap on your enemy.
Carter Peterson
Why didn't he just fly back to the ship? Why didn't anyone else that happened to be flying through space pick him up and carry him back?
Elijah Flores
apology for poor english
when were you when allahu ackbar dies?
i was sat at theater eating crab legs when sidious ring
‘ackbar is kill’
‘no’
Julian Peterson
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
Henry Baker
f
William Walker
What's your fucking problem ? srsly
Alexander Stewart
>accepting the mouse's bullshit as canon oh no no no
Nathan Thomas
F
Tyler Hernandez
F for respects to all the beautiful Imperial engineering that was lost
Brandon Gonzalez
His death scene should have been him as the last remaining man on the (now disabled) ship. The large star destroyer then tractor beams the ship into a hangar (similar to the opening scene in a new hope). First order troops then board the ship and begin searching for survivors. A trooper notices a space nuke and other explosives rigged to blow. The troopers last words are "IT'S A TRAP!" as the camera flashes to admiral ackbar who detonates the nuke, destroying him and the star destroyer.
Lucas Morris
F
Jack Allen
I just hate how unceremoniously he is killed off. He's a significant part of SW culture but he gets killed off without a single moment spared for him and all focus is out on Holdo who we've never even heard about in any other film
I just hate how they're using existing canon but completely ignoring it except for the occasional hamfisted cameo and shoving their own new characters in (Poe, Snoke, Holdo) who weren't even in existence in the previous films
In real life Ackbar would likely be second in command of the rebels after Leia because he has by far the most experience
Ian Wilson
Fuck I used "I just hate" twice in two paragraphs
James Cook
Let the past die you filthy goy.
Jeremiah Baker
F
Christian Stewart
The new movies are obviously wedded to the idea that alien characters are glorified window dressing who exist to bring a little flavor to the background, and maybe exploit nerd nostalgia via brief cameos. They do not exist to be characters in their own right. The OT and PT took the same approach, but not to this extent.
Thomas Nguyen
I'm not going to defend the prequels but Chewie and Yoda are major characters who are aliens
The only alien character in the ST who has any significance is Maz but she was shoehorned into TLJ without any significance
Name one alien character from the ST other than Maz. You literally cannot
Leo Gray
Fuck I used "any significance" twice in the same sentence now
I'm tired, alright?
Robert Gomez
Rose. Or if you're talking about illegals, Poe.
Asher Gutierrez
Ackbar is still alive and he will live happily ever after. NuStarWars is not canon.
Connor Long
He deserved better
Jacob Harris
>NuStarWars is not canon. Yeah. There hasn't been a star wars movie produced this millennium.
Isaiah Davis
>Mickey told me what was canon and by law I have to accept what I am told Explain how, without Lucas blessing the new trilogy as official canon, anything Mouse Wars related is any less fan fiction than the old EU.
Levi Davis
the people making these new movies give no fucks about the world of star wars and the people who's pockets kept it alive up until now. If the issue of unceremoniously killing ackbar came up at all it was laughed at by the higher-ups because from their perspective he's such a minor character. More likely, there was never even an issue made of it because the new writers simply aren't aware that Ackbar meant something to people.
Liam Parker
*pisses on grave*
Isaiah Scott
>all that expanded universe cannon that wasn't half bad >ded, canonically
NuWars will never be cannon in my book
Bentley Fisher
F Too bad the Admiral couldn't Ackbar one last time