Why do you hate me Sup Forums?

Why do you hate me Sup Forums?

yo ho ho

green giant

no porn of this version and also you haven't hulked out yet

But you've been my waifu since the 80s, Jen.

Why does Hulk look like a deformed monster while She-Hulk looks like a healthy athelthic woman with green skin?

You are the only Inhuman I don't hate. Lockjaw

Cause you ain't the real Hulk.

This issue was instrumental to my puberty

> The pornographer is Stan Lee without a moustache
> Jen complains about objectification while the entire issue is a series of splash pages

Has she Hulked out in her recent series yet?

Because gamma radiation turns you into who you want to be on the inside.

Banner has rage issues, so he turns into what he feels like he really is. Jen has self-worth issues so she turns into an impossible-to-ignore bombshell.

>who you want to be on the inside.
>so he turns into what he feels like he really is

Right, that's why The Leader is a genius, before the radiation he was stupid.

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I knew it was Jeb from the moment I clicked on it.

Good stuff.

Story time?

Show us your tits!

I don't hate you Adam, I just wish you cold draw hips and ass.

>cold

So if a kid with autism were to get irradiated by gamma rays in the MCU, he'd either die or become a non-autistic child with green/grey skin. Golly, gamma rays are bullshit.

Because you seem like a size queen and I'm hung like a light switch.

Well, they don't hate you on

Hey Sup Forums I've only ever really followed She-Hulk through fapping to porn of her and playing her in Marvel Vs Capcom. Is there a good starting point for if I wanna read more into her?

>Hey Sup Forums I've only ever really followed She-Hulk through fapping to porn of her

Fake fappers GTFO!

but I love you

Next issue, for sure.
I mean it this time. It's so gonna happen...definitely next issue.

correction we hate what the SJWs at Marvel did to you Jen.

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hnnnngg

Holy shit man!!!! what did marvel do to her!!?

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Apparently they gave her a sex change so that she could headline the new Hulk comic.

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>yo ho ho
One job, user.

Because you're a shitposter, OP.

the weak should fear the strong

I don't. I want you to solo in the MCU.

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Is that shehulk or gamora I really can´t tell.

It's literally written on the pic dude.

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I thought it was just because she wasn't a full hulk. Because she just got a blood transfusion

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Were any fans of She-Hulk original look mad at this? It seems like a giant 'fuck you mines better'

i dont hate you in fact i stardted loving in the moment ai "read" your doujins

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