I think Doc Magnus is gay

I think Doc Magnus is gay.

How the fuck can he lift her so easily?

She's effectively his daughter.

And he's not down for incest.

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this

she is a woman sized hunk of platinum and/or also a robot

Metal Men thread
Post your favorite metal

>men
you sexist?

I like Mercury

The magnetic men were superior

sheer rage

I think the metal men can regulate their own mass via responsometer. I may be wrong, tho.

Was it rape?
Did rape happen last time?

the best

That's not Antimony.

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Errghh

Doc Magnus had science to do.

my fucking nigger

Orgional coomento

Why does Dr Magnus hate when his sentient synthetic people act like humans instead of unfeeling robots?

I remeber all the sexism before the 70s

Because he hates emotions in humans.

He just wants robot pets with no flaws.

So he's literally autistic
That explains so much

He ain't right in the head man. Remember when he was kidnapped and forced to join the Science Squad? They took away his meds so he would start making doomsday weapons.

He's a religious extremist now, user.

Platinum WILL find love. Wherever she goes, she must also rape.

Huh, guess his deception in Gods and Monsters wasn't far off from normal then. Minus not wanting to bone Platinum.

Next Gods and Monsters when?

It's dead.

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Aw man

I liked that it was new and different

Now we're dealing with Harley pandering movies

I want more Cyborg/Metal Men team ups, that and with Red Tornado. Have The Metal Men appeared in Rebirth yet?

Best seat in the house.

Is her character entirely "Hungry for human dick"?

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Wasn't he guy before?
A whiny git.

That's just a mutie

I'm reminded of Sheldon Cooper.
Except that Sheldon is both far more insufferable and worthless.

Man, I miss her...

the fact that he's so bothered means he's tempted

And then she gave everyone in the X-men renal failure.

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Explicitly stated in the comics that she's non-poisonous.

>Male Metal-men all look like variations of Pinnochio
>Platinum is a woman painted silver

Makes you think

I believe they were mentioned in the first or second issue of Cave Carson.

Is she still a lesbian or could we chalk that up to a lesbian abusing her feeling of self-doubt and other demons? Because it just feels like a fetish thing and kinda ruins her character to me. I mean she has that shithead dad, but it feels like they are gonna make her daddy issues the character then.

Yes, even moreso in her TBATB iteration

>Cyborg can't help bragging that he hangs out with the Justice League

What a punk

Gold and Iron look pretty normal-ish to me, especially Gold.

She saved their sorry asses from the hulk

Will Magnus is in it, hopefully they show up somewhere, but without those horrible redesigns

>she is a woman sized hunk of platinum and/or also a robot
How heavy is that?

That just makes him more gay

How would he fuck a woman made of metal?

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I don't like how they made Post FP Magnus into a teen. The pipe plus coat was pretty great.

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you know, I love the 90's comics.

but they could get realllly weird sometimes.

DAMNIT GORDON! WHERE ARE YOUR MEDS?

She stuck a curling iron up his ass?

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yes

per cubic foot platinum weighs 1338 pounds. the average height of a woman in america is about 5,6. so she weighs easily more than a ton.

No, what happened was, they didn't believe she was a Robot because she kept on breaking down crying.

Looks like maybe issue #11:
>Earth has fallen beneath the tentacles of the almighty Whisperer! As his terrifying army conquers what’s left of the human race, Cave Carson and Doc Magnus team up to launch a desperate plan, one which has been complicated by the arrival of strange visitors from another dimension!

But he was friendly to Robotman.

What if you sat down and farted right in her face? How would she respond?

>using william instead of will
What did she mean by this?

Remember when he was a member of the Doom Patrol?

Not just mentioned, he visited Magnus and they were all playing poker.

Here we are, looks like they kept the redesign for Magnus, hard to tell with the rest.

How come Magnus looks like a teen there? Does Tina still wanna fuck Magnus? and is Copper part of the Metal Men again?

She would get wet and start touching herself.

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Are there any great, must read stories that feature the metal men? All I've read with them is 52.

During John's run of Justice League, Magnus was a 20 something making weapons for the military or some such.
Tina still wants to fuck him, though she's not thirsting like a man in the desert, and I don't think I'm imagining it that he's not completely against the idea like before.
No Copper, as of yet.

One pound of platinum is like a thousand pounds of diamond.

>One pound weighs as much as a thousand pounds.

Waht.

I'll always love this page just for him carrying her, and she's wrapping herself around his torso grinning obscenely. He's not going to fuck her and she knows it but she's loving the attention.